R1 has never given a blowjob. The penis is skin and may have a bit of odour but for the most part it doesn't. The vagina is, for the most part, bodily discharge. It smells really nasty too.
Girls are icky!
Then take a shower first, dummy!
Getting some pushy, modern, masculinized bitchy chick to become your love slave with your tongue is righteous. And they appreciate it!
It is delectable
It is really nasty, and it gets all wet and drippy during foreplay and screwing. It just makes a huge mess.
Yes, balls are ugly and wrinkly, but a gash the bleeds once a month is just foul.
"What is the joy in giving a woman an oral?"
Not half as joyous as completing grade school.
r6, is such a girly man no other gay men would go near her or her cuntiness
r6, gets shitstains on his dick
"The penis is skin"--but the vagina isn't? It's what, oogie liquid suspended in a funk of gloom?
The inability to accept that some people love the other thing holds you back. You come across as stupid and unsophisticated.
I sit and listen to my guy friend natter on about sucking the latest dick. I can be amused by the description, I have questions about the size and sequence of events, and I can appreciate his hair-splitting comparisons among all of the dicks he's sucked. In turn, he listens to me describe the relative merits of different pussy I've gone down on. It's called different strokes.
[quote]but a gash the bleeds once a month is just foul
I think I vomited and laughed simultaneously.
Well I am not the OP but I have wondered about the ickyness down there as well. It is not what gay men think, (I am a gay man) but don't some straight men avoid putting their tongues there as well?
Times have changed, but I heard black men generally disliked giving oral to a woman.
Smegma gets trapped under foreskin and is extremely repugnant. Dick cheese is encountered far more often because men haven't been cajoled into believing their privates are unclean and therefore ungodly for the past several thousand years. Enjoy your crusty ball bags and dingleberries, fellas.
R12, straight women generally avoid going down on men too. The amount of sheer ignorance on this thread is tantamount to retardation. Then again, I am on the DL.
Straight guys don't have sensitive noses.
But I always heard it tasted like chicken...well, MOST taste like chicken.
The joy in giving a woman an oral is that's the way she has an orgasm.
Why do gay men feel the need to blather on about subjects they have zero knowledge of? You never find lesbians pontificating on the dick threads.
Most people enjoy giving their partner pleasure.
r18, because they envy women
Straight women do not avoid going down on men. If you're dirty or unlucky your genitals might stink, regardless of gender. Most people enjoy giving their partner(s) pleasure. That should about cover it for anyone who has finished grade school.
"The vagina is, for the most part, bodily discharge."
No, actually it's flesh.
Now back to OP's question. The joy is in tasting that flesh and in giving pleasure to your partner. In other words, it's the same type of pleasure as giving a man oral. Of course they are different experiences and so some only enjoy one, some the other, some both, and some neither. Welcome to sex 101.
"Straight women do not avoid going down on men"
I can't stop laughing!
You know, sometimes I marvel at the depth and breadth of knowledge DL posters display on any number of arcane topics.
And then there are threads like this.
[quote] In turn, he listens to me describe the relative merits of different pussy I've gone down on.
Well gee, I'm curious now.
Some gay men act like pre-teen boys with arrested development. "Eeeeeew, girls, ick." That's why they get bullied in school. Their peers have grown up and look down on them for being so childish.
Oh, good - yet ANOTHER DL thread that's nothing more than a very thinly veiled excuse for pearl clutching queens to dramatically proclaim that they find a feature of human anatomy that they've never had any personal contact with soooooo icky.
I'm a gay man but this is becoming truly pathetic and embarrassing. Really OP, you couldn't have bumped one of the dozens of existing threads that serve essentially the same purpose?
As far as sex acts go, I did it and it was OK. I just far prefer sucking cock. I can fully understand why some men and women like it just as much as some men and women like sucking dick.
As far as stinking, a dirty pussy smells and so does a dirty cock.
Now children. Tsk!
When you eventually grow up you'll understand that giving a woman pleasure is everything that's right in the world.
But until then you'll carry on asking silly questions to try and hide from mummy just how angry you are. There There!
"Times have changed, but I heard black men generally disliked giving oral to a woman"
Black men have their head on straight. They always have.
Why even bring up such a disgusting thing? It's dirty filthy and sickening. Just beyond gross.
Meth MARY at r30
Some black men are deluded into thinking their dicks are enough.
They are wrong. Unsatisfied women stray. If the man cries, SO WHAT. He's a selfish prick!
R30, was middle school closed today because of the snow storm? You don't have your mind on social studies.
Do lesbains give each other oral when on the rag?
It gets her to stop bitching for 5 minutes.
[bold]WE DON'T WANT NO GURLZ COOTIES[/bold]
DL is nothing if not predictable. You little boys are so worried about women having a discharge but you're perfectly willing to suck up the dick snot a guy shoots into your mouth.
Do you stick cucumbers up your ass, r33?
How do little boys find their way to DL?
"As far as sex acts go, I did it and it was OK."
I feel sorry for the e*dergays - they had to lick pussy to fit into society. Be free now, Methusaleh, and suck more cock!
[quote]DL is nothing if not predictable. You little boys are so worried about women having a discharge but you're perfectly willing to suck up the dick snot a guy shoots into your mouth.
Clearly, you are worried by "dick snot". I am not "worried" by women having discharge.
It is an alternative to oysters
R14, Straight women don't like giving their men oral? On what planet do you live on?
They don't r41. You've been watching to much porn.
Most women do it strictly to please and hold on to men. They don't enjoy it. In fact, they'd rather not do it at all.
Ten years in and we bone like we’re cheating on each other WITH each other. A decade-plus and her clit/brown/taint-area still pOwns my dick.
On a roll this week: we’ve fucked twice a day every day since Sunday. With little fanfare I’m trying to make it a solid four weeks straight
R42 If that is true then women are even more pathetic than I thought they were. Could women even breath without men? I didn't think my opinion of women could sick any lower but they continue to gutter it up. Gross and sad all of them.
[quote]Most women do it strictly to please and hold on to men. They don't enjoy it. In fact, they'd rather not do it at all.
More meaningless generalizations about straight people and their sex lives coming from someone who should at least have the self-awareness to realize that this isn't a subject they have any real knowledge on. (And no, a few women you know telling you they hate blowjobs does not count as sufficient evidence for making this assumption. They don't represent all straight women, just themselves.)
The TRUTH about women and blowjobs is that some women love giving them, others think they're just okay, and others hate them. Many of them also continually change their mind about how they feel about them depending on the situation. Straight women are a large and highly varied group who all have different preferences when it comes to sex, and making assumptions about how all straight women feel about giving blowjobs is every bit as stupid and meaningless as a straight person making broad generalizations about what gay men like in the bedroom. No amount of assumptions made by any gay man on this thread is going to change this basic fact.
someone link that australian guy on youtube - please!!!
R44 (who is also R30, much to the surprise of absolutely no one) is a socially retarded man child with severe mommy issues.
Why do gay men scream like banshees any time an idiot straight person wonders aloud "which one is the man and which one is the woman?"
Why do gay men get offended if a comedian or ordinary Joe expresses disgust about anal sex between men?
If you aren't attracted to women, what difference does it make to you WHY a straight guy would want to go down on a woman he's attracted to?
Thanks, OP, for creating this "like-flies-to-shit" thread for all the straight women here.
Threads like these are where we come to spy. And get indignant too, because some of you are morons.
Back when I was trying to be straight in high school, I was with a girl and started going down on her only to gag and tell her I couldn't do it. Granted, this girl was a mess, so I'm not every pussy is stinky.
R47, so open minded yet using 'retarded' as an insult. If you are going to be righteous, don't be an ignorant bigot in the very same post.
Why are you feeding it, R45? Your earnest attempts at teaching and lecturing are falling of the deaf ears of mental patients. Just let them languish in their own filth in a padded cell until they die. Not everyone is capable of rational thought, so there really is no need to try so hard at rehabilitating defectives such as these.
Oh please, R52 - the dictionary definition of the word "retarded" is delayed or less advanced. R44's post clearly indicates that he is less advanced than any adult should be from a social skills standpoint, hence "socially retarded." It's a perfectly fitting description for a troll who casually dismisses every woman on the planet as "sad and gross." What a ridiculous attempt to climb up onto your high horse, and all to gallantly defend someone so small-minded and hate filled, of all things.
Ask one of the retarded people where I work R54.
Interesting that you state I was trying to defend R44 when I made no reference. My post was purely in regard to your apparent hypocrisy.
The joy in it is that it is a woman, and not a man.
This pleases the straight man.
Sheesh, the lesbeaus sure don't know how to let something go.
They beat ANYTHING to death
I told you gay men hate women. They don't even bother to hide it. And they have the gall to call every lesbian a man-hater! Pot, meet kettle.
I used to like gay men, but not anymore. I learned their true colors by reading DL.
And don't tell me no other gay men are like the assholes who post here. This, IMHO, is a good cross-section of gayboys.
No one actually uses the word "retarded" (except you, apparently) to refer to people with genuine disabilities, R55. Doing so has been considered outdated and inappropriate for decades and most people know that. I would never call anyone with a true disability that they have no control over "retarded," but R44 certainly is.
R41, see the numerous threads here about how women hate doing oral.
I'd rather eat some pussy than see this thread continue. Fucking hell.
R45, another delusional porn-fed gay who actually believes what his hag tells him to hold on to HIM.
Women don't do it to "hold on" to men, they do it because he does her -- it's a deal.
How original. Another thread about how gross vaginas and cunnilingus are. At least you didn't refer to us as fish. Why do some gay men care so much about how our bodies look and taste? (I'm a bi woman before you attack me.) I don't know why I'm responding. If you've never gone down on a woman how can you know how it tastes and smells? Scent and taste of a healthy, clean vagina are very intoxicating.
The joy is giving the woman pleasure. Kind of like sucking dick gives a man pleasure. It's pretty easy, try and keep up.
I'm not going by what some "hag" told me, R62 (and I see no fucking reason why any woman would lie to a gay man of all people about what they're into, as if anything they told me regarding their thoughts on blowjobs would influence my overall opinion of them in any way, but I digress). I'm going by the basic reality that straight people are just as varied in their sexual preferences and desires as gay people are. Maybe if you lived in the real world, had a more open mind and conversed with a wider variety of people, you'd be able to understand that.
Anyway, fuck it - R53 was right.
The joy is listening to her scream with pleasure, and watching her face bloom with a satisfied smile. Sensuality, closeness, love - joy indeed.
"The penis is skin and may have a bit of odour but for the most part it doesn't. The vagina is, for the most part, bodily discharge. It smells really nasty too."
The penis smells like piss and mold.
How can gay guys like swallowing cum so much? It's like eating snot.
Have a look at a lesbian board for similar ignorant generalisation and phobias/ neuroses about male genitals
Phobia of female or male genitals isn't funny, righteous or superior.
OP=stupid and immature or a troll.
"and I see no fucking reason why any woman would lie to a gay man of all people about what they're into, as if anything they told me regarding their thoughts on blowjobs"
Naive much? R65 proves R62 is correct.
It's sick and disgusting OP. Better to just let it go. We've been sickend enough already.
Here's a slightly different take on ones puss from a woman of a certain age who was blessed with far more than my fair share of advantages in my youth(the late 80's-early 90's).
All women are not incapable of raucous orgasms without the benefit of tongue to clit contact. I am one of the lucky ones who learned early on how to have fantastic experiences during intercourse by cowgirling for a shortish spell during the experience.
I enjoy ravishing the cock of a man I am genuinely into it anytime he desires it. I wouldn't even call my technique a "blow job" because it involved way more luxuriating over, under and around the peen than a frantic suck and pull just to achieve a "happy ending".
I detest cunnilingus and that's where I fall outside what is perceived as the norm. My stuff smells fine, and I had and still do, a very tiny, non-meaty little pink pussy which I know from looking at pictures is just about as non-clammish and scary looking as they come. BUT, I just don't enjoy anyone, from my OB-GYN to my lovers to my husband having their face all up in my bidness. It creeps me out. If it creeps me out, then you know nothing good is going to happen from my perspective. The problem I experienced is: when men realized I did not want it, they became obsessed with giving it! I actually had to end a 6 month long fun and loving fling, because he gave me the ultimatum.
And of (maybe) special interest to the Bi men: the only bi/(gay I suspect) man I ever loved, was the most determined of all my men to indulge! Weird huh?
So women are not monolithic. And more importantly, just because you like to give does not necessarily mean you wish to receive.
I concede I am in the minority, but I wanted to add my $.02 that not all women have a big stinky flappin clam that they wish to be the object of their lover's attention. I receive the most pleasure from giving pleasure, and I like to involve the whole body on body thing. js
Pheromones, maybe? Past boyfriends that I've had loved giving oral. One in particular really, really, loved the smell. To me it just smells like slightly salty water. I also think it's the thrill of giving your partner extreme pleasure.
I don't mind the smell/taste of dick (as long as it's not dirty/sweaty), but I love doing it because I love how it turns men on.
Tried it once - and I guess she'd been nervous and douched - - it was the scent and taste of vinegar that got me, not her natural scent. Maybe she didn't do it right?
When was that, r76, 1964? Women don't douche anymore.
The only pussy OP has been around is his mother's "dirtyn and horrifying cunt" during childbirth. Honey, it wasn't the pussy that smelled it was your rancid ass being expelled...and it's probably still the most charming you've been in your sorry life.
I think this is a thread most of the gay male posters (myself included) probably should have let pass by.
[quote] Scent and taste of a healthy, clean vagina are very intoxicating.
R74 = the death of DataLounge.
r21, you meant to end that sentence with...in porn movies.
Try damn hard to avoid it, if I can.
r74, Aint nobody got time for all of that.
It never ceases to amaze me how unsophisticated and provincial some of the gay men are on this board.
Let's get real. Pussy is nasty. If it's not bleeding, it's crapping out a baby. Yeeecccchh.
[quote] I had and still do, a very tiny, non-meaty little pink pussy which I know from looking at pictures is just about as non-clammish and scary looking as they come.
Congratulations! When are you and your non-meaty little pink pussy going to learn about paragraphs?
well, I surely never intended to be the death knell of datalounge. It is one of my favorite sites to read and learn. I am neither a fangurl, breeder or a frau in the traditional sense. I am just a white middle aged woman who while not a fag hag, is nevertheless consumed by interest in the male gay community. That may well be a pathology in itself, but it is one without judgment....just fascination and awe.
As for the paragraph faux pas, I am just a country gal without all the book larning of you erudite edumacated city boys.
Please forgive me.
84 You sound like a fairly reasonable guy.
FAGGOT THREAD ALERT
Kill those AIDS infested POS
Oh, R44. What an ignorant little shit. Even gay men can't stomach the thought of a woman turning down the almighty peen. Your shit is repugnant, deal with it.
Giving oral to men or women is about wanting to please and evoke pleasure responses.
It is not a submissive activity, actually it is quite a powerful one.
Gay men who cannot suck enough dick and are obsessive about it are attempting to control something unresolved in themselves.
Naturally there is pleasure in dick and vag, but it is not often because they are so beautiful. I am a gay man and I notice bulges but I never think about sucking dick unless I am otherwise interested in a guy. I do think about fucking them though, all the time.
I am not criticizing cock suckers, just commenting that not all gay men want to spend their days and nights on their knees at gloryholes and public washrooms, never getting enough cock and cum. Well adjusted people can be sated.
Some pussies ARE pretty and some cocks are gorgeous. But mostly people get a lot out of pleasuring someone that they are attracted to, or care about.