I'm thinking about buying my first dildo

Any advice? I really want the Brent Corrigan model. Yes, I know he's known for being a bottom, but he's got a lovely cock also.

• Try the Ken Ryker. I have it and it is heaven.

• Good prices on dildos at Amazon.com. The mailman will think you're getting books in the mail and not know it's a Ken Ryker or Jeff Stryker dildo.

• Quel coincidence. I bought my first dildo yesterday at the supermarket! in London. In fact it's a 'vibrating bullet'

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• Are some of them less smelly than others? I bought a Doc Johnson a few years ago and that plasticy smell was so bad we did not like using it. I don't remember any I bought in the past to smell so strong for so long.

• My vibrating bullet smells just fine, R4.

  R3

• I've always lusted after the Tom Chase dildo, but it's so damn expensive!

• Well we bought one of those used with strap ons w/out the strap on obviously. The vibrators don't tend to have a smell.

• As much as I've liked the idea of a dildo, I just can't do it vs the real thing. For me, the thrill is feeling the other guy thrusting into me.

• Cucumbers are disposable, use a condom.

• Johnny Hazzard's. It's amazing.

• I tried the Johnny Hazzard. It's not girthy enough for my needs.

• [quote] It's not girthy enough for my needs. Like throwing a hot dog down a hallway, eh?

• I bought the Lea DeLaria model. It's fabulous.

• Is there a Barrett Long dildo? I want it.

• Why not just befriend a midget?

• The Merv Griffin is heaven.

• Maybe one should try the Montgomery Clift for starters.

• If you need a little something extra, try the Bea Arthur. It's a collectors item now too!

• I bought the 'Mr. Ed' model. It smells like hay and stretched me out beyond all belief. I'll never use that fucker again.

  Booty Gapes

• cautionary tale

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