Are some of them less smelly than others? I bought a Doc Johnson a few years ago and that plasticy smell was so bad we did not like using it. I don't remember any I bought in the past to smell so strong for so long.
My vibrating bullet smells just fine, R4.
I've always lusted after the Tom Chase dildo, but it's so damn expensive!
Well we bought one of those used with strap ons w/out the strap on obviously. The vibrators don't tend to have a smell.
As much as I've liked the idea of a dildo, I just can't do it vs the real thing. For me, the thrill is feeling the other guy thrusting into me.
Cucumbers are disposable, use a condom.
Johnny Hazzard's. It's amazing.
I tried the Johnny Hazzard. It's not girthy enough for my needs.
[quote] It's not girthy enough for my needs.
Like throwing a hot dog down a hallway, eh?
I bought the Lea DeLaria model. It's fabulous.
Is there a Barrett Long dildo? I want it.
Why not just befriend a midget?
The Merv Griffin is heaven.
Maybe one should try the Montgomery Clift for starters.
If you need a little something extra, try the Bea Arthur. It's a collectors item now too!
I bought the 'Mr. Ed' model. It smells like hay and stretched me out beyond all belief. I'll never use that fucker again.