Carrie Fisher's Return as Princess Leia in the New Star Wars Films

Will she play her as a bi-polar drugged out mess? But for her obesity, this could almost be a Princess Diana biopic. Then there's that other mess, Mark Hamill. Maybe The twist is that Jabba the Hutt is their real father.

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• Mean cunt, OP. I will say though that, as much as I like Carrie Fisher, I don't see it happening. Will she put on the silly accent she has in the original trilogy? It could be ridiculous. Maybe if it's a silent flashback with voiceover from another character.

• I think it's a terrible idea to have Fisher, Ford and Hamill back as older versions of their characters. Luke Skywalker, Han Solo and Princess Leia should always be young.

• Of course she'd be playing an aged Leia. It'd be fine, but really she should put some serious effort into getting thin again. Nobody wants to watch a fat, sad, old Leia.

• No mention of whether they bring back Harrison Ford, and IMHO they shouldn't have one without the other. But I supposed Ford can't be arsed, he's too busy smoking dope and getting plastic surgery.

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• Please...they can slim her right down with CGI. They can get her to look like Anna Wintour if they like.

• Just to clarify, Carrie: We want you to play Jabba the Hut, not Princess Leia. Sorry if there was a misunderstanding.

  J.J.

• Why is Mark Hamill a mess, OP?

• She said this before and later said that she was joking.

• Apparently "the force" is a plastic surgery and glazed bear claws.

• "glazed bear claws" They're not bears, they're Ewoks!

  George%20Lucas

• Carrie Fisher was an ugly, drab, boring Princess Leia in the original Star Wars. Wasn't the only reason she got the part because she is related to someone famous who created the movie?

• Is the old crone Ford in it, too?

• At least I won't be the fattest one this time!

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• well she freaked out on that gay cruise recently, letting her mutt shit and pee on the stage and then she went swimming fully clothed. Then I saw the predictable news story that she was hospitalized for being bi-polar. By the way, someone filmed her bi-polar "episode" and it went viral on the Web, but Fisher got the video yanked quite fast. Is she really the bitch people keep saying about her? I wonder what her mother Debbie Reynolds thinks of her "episode." Media silence there.

• No r11, every teenage actress in Hollywood auditioned for the part, Carrie won it fair and square. And she was far from unattractive at the time. Nerds fell head over heels for her.

• "Wasn't the only reason she got the part because she is related to someone famous who created the movie?" Every starlet in Hollywood auditioned, and IMHO Fisher got the part because she came across as genuinely intelligent, not just another vapid damsel in distress. I love her for that. And all the fanboys love her for appearing in a metal bikini and chains. The straight guys think she was hot enough!

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• Maybe they'll reprise the swinging from a rope bit with Luke and Leia but it will snap this time around.

• Didn't she do a Jenny craig or nutra system ad then just never did it again? Like Queen Latifa who refused to say how much she lost (nothing) but that she felt healthy. I am pretty sure they will spend at least an hour of the movie doing this "by the force Leia you got fat!" "why does Luke look like an old Lesbian?' "could you be a lamb and use the force? Grandma Leia has a dooty bubble she needs fixed"

• Do Jedi robes come in XXXL? Because Mark Hamill is gonna need one.

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• If you follow the trend in sci-fi (Logan's Run, etc.) people don't get old in the future. Unless they distort the lens and shoot her through an Indian rug- it won't work.

• "Carrie Fisher was an ugly, drab, boring Princess Leia in the original Star Wars." The straight guys I knew sure didn't think so. They were all in love with her.

• CARRIE FISHER IS A GAY ICON. YOU WILL DEAL!

• Love Carrie Fisher. I bet she has tons of great Hollywood insider stories. Would love to have dinner with her and have her dish all the dirt.

• Carrie Fisher happens to love her gays. The OP is being an ass.

• Star Wars isn't the future - it's the past. (A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away . . . )

• What will happen if we lose 1 of these beloved actors, before shooting even begins, God forbid. What will JJ do then?

  Could%20Happen

• I hate to say this, but Harrison Ford is a 70 year-old smoker. Is he really going to be around long enough to make 3 films?

• [quote]I hate to say this, but Harrison Ford is a 70 year-old smoker. Is he really going to be around long enough to make 3 films? Doubt it.

  Calista%20Flockhart

• You're next, r28.

  Melissa%20Mathison

• A wookie is dancing to a Klingon band. Your argument is invalid.

  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Sb_3FpyimU

• R11 - Fisher's Leia was a wonderful part of the original series. She was a lot more exciting and a lot more central to the plot than Portman's character. All I remember from Portman's character was Hold me Anakin.

• "If you follow the trend in sci-fi (Logan's Run, etc.) people don't get old in the future." The attack on my life has left me scarred...and deformed. But I assure you, my resolve has never been stronger!

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• All the nerds love Princess Leia!

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