Does anyone else have this phobia? I am absolutely frightened by them. I'm not 100% sure why? Does anyone else have this phobia? Have you been able to get over it?
There is a midget starting work in my office next week. Prince Valium may be my temporary solution.
I want my own midget. I used to live in a small art community town. The male half of a couple I knew was a midget. His wife was very attractive and regular size. They were both very nice and when ever you ran into them they were holding hands. Very sweet couple. Rumor was that he had a big, fat ol COCK. So, now I have a bit of freak going on for getting me some midget ass.
The correct term is Munchkin, OP.
Thank you R2, I can never remember which is proper.
If some people have a clown phobias why can't there be midget phobias out there, too?
I don't have a phobia but for some reason I don't like them. It's not fear but I get grossed out by them and I can't explain it.
R4 picture me caring.
I picture you guffawing at your high-lariousness.
Medically, a midget is a perfectly-formed small person. A Dwarf has a normal size head and distorted arms and legs.
I have to admit that I chuckle when little people refer to non-little people as of "average heigt", even when referring to people over six feet tall.
I mean, let's get real.
Little people are like anyone else except for their height. Still, they should admit when someone is tall and not use "average" as a catch-all.
6'5"- Should I consider my height average?
I totally empathize, OP.
I can't tell you how many midgets have tried to get under my skirt over the years.
I have had to kick out more than a few from my TV specials.
One year, I fired my producer after he thought it would be a great idea to have me play Dorothy in Munchkinland during one of my TV production numbers.
God, those midgets love cooch at eye-level.
There's a midget that lives in my apartment building. She doesn't scare me, but my brothers and a few friends are afraid of her because she is a midget. My brother (who is 6'4") said he had a landlord who was a midget and had nightmares that the landlord would climb through his heating duct. That sounded strange coming from such a big guy.
you know what you NEVER see? Gay midget porn...there is straight midget porn and girl on girl midget porn but you never see gay midget porn.
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