Jury questions for Jodi Arias

Pretend you're a juror. Jodi, why does your anus look like a vagina and your lady bits look like a chunk of ocean coral?

• Do you like turtles?

• Thread useless without photos.

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• Do you think since you were his first, that makes you his wife, and he'll be waiting for you up in Mormon heaven even after you butchered him?

• Have you ever held a CHAMPAGNE JAMBOREE?

• R2. Probably talking about this.

  http://www.datalounge.com/cgi-bin/iowa/ajax.html%3Ft%3D12546238%23page:showThread%2C12546238

• Actual questions per Harper's "What is your understanding of the word 'skank'"? "You testified Traves gave you the Book of Mormon at Starbucks. Did you read it thoroughly and, if so, when?"

• I haven't been following this trial at all. It's a murder trial, right? So why are there pictures of her vagina out there? Can anyone offer a quickie re-cap?