My Boss is Princess Tinymeat

So a few days ago while I sucked off my boss. His cock was about the size of my thumb. Seriously. I didn't care because I really liked him. I thought he was smart & funny. Since I sucked him off he's been a jerk. He almost seems angry. Is there anything I can do to smooth things over? TIA.

• Suck him again, but this time use a well-lubed finger in his ass. You are due for a promotion.

• This will not end well. Start looking for a new job. Hell hath no fury like a queen scorned. Sucks no be you, no pun intended.

• He's not angry, embarrassed. Blow again.

• To quote me grandmother. "You do not shit where you eat"

• Yeah, probably concerned that you will out him as the Montgomery Clift of the office. Since you really like him, he shouldn't be worried. You would never do that....right?

• I blew my boss a few years back. I eventually got laid off anyway. But I still liked it. I thought he'd be small (short guy) but he was long and thick.

• "Is there anything I can do to smooth things over?" Just pray to God he doesn't see this thread.

• What kind of business?

• Maybe your head giving skills are lackluster OP.

• Along the lines of R8's question, how exactly did this event transpire OP?

• OP? You're a whore, darlin'. Oh, and it's time to do some kegels, dear. Your asslips are flapping in the wind.

  Cristal

• you work for Monty Clift?

• 1/10

• Post his name and a photo of his dick on the internet. That should smooth things over.

• OP, your boss told me you were a lousy suck.....and you're fired.

  Jamie%20from%20Human%20Resources

• just get on your knees and start sucking off the whole crew. when word gets out they will all want it.

• I want to hear more about OP's boss.

• Telling everyone he's PTM probably doesn't help.

• Your boss is pissed because he has lost all power over you for one lousy blow job. Way to go! Remember, you now know what your boss's dick looks like and could, if pushed, describe it to a court reporter.

• I agree with #1: he thought you were going to be a topdaddy and make him your bitch. If he was embarrassed, he wouldn't have stripped down in the first place.

• Most PTM's are dour and they have every right to be.

• But I really do need to know more. Is OP a securities analyst? A salesman? A garage mechanic? And this boss, is he 35? 72? The possibilities are endless. And some of them are frightening.

• Can't believe it hasn't already been said but ... This. Never. Happened.

• Perhaps not to OP, but it happened to someone sometime.

• Oh it happened. I'm a cubefag.

• Let it go, Monica. "A few days"?! It's been almost 20 years! And it's a lot bigger than your chubby thumb!

  Bill%20C.

• [quote]you work for Monty Clift? Probably more like Monty Burns.

• Okay so I sucked his cock two more times and the same thing happened. He was really happy later that day and the next day then he seemed weird and angry after. He actually came to me and was putting the moves on pretty heavy. What should I do if it happens again? He's married with a family too. Help I'm just a boi.

  OP

• You're stupid. Just shoot yourself

• Yes, OP. You can get a lobotomy and stop coming here to DL to post your bullshit.

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• Is his semen lumpy like risotto?

• [quote]Most PTM's are dour and they have every right to be I was confused by "PTM's" until I realized that it stood for Princess Tinymeat. Ordinarily this would be PT, I think, but were you pointing out the similarity to FTM's?

• I don`t think I`m going to do it again.

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