Why does Theroux always dress like he is appearing in a music video?
Justin Theroux has a great body and a big dick, but he's still a hipster-doofus asshole whose career never happened.
Brothers should do it
He wrote "Rock of Ages" the movie.
JT has always reminded me of a way less cooler version of CM Punk. Now there's a guy I could get behind (ahem!).
They look like poseur tools. Theroux was pretty much a barely treading water industry wannabe until he set his sights on Aniston and her, um, cache. Good career move.
Defines the word poseur. Writes absolute trash but walks around dressed like some tortured artist.
R13, I think you mean artiste.
He's a typical Washington DC entitled brat with all that goes with ir - except without the professional degree and career.
Jen's swirling vortex of need and insecurity will soon devour him and spit out those boots.
R14 is correct. JT comes from an illustrious old-money family, lots of professional writers. Went to Bennington. An acquaintance knew him in boarding school and described him as insufferable, a wealthy, arty, pretentious brat.
Show biz is a magnet for that type, particularly if you've been blessed with decent looks and good genes.
Except the family wasn't really illustrious. One of the ancestors made a lot of money in the beginning of the 20th century and hobnobbed with even wealthier people but he went bankrupt by something like 1915. So the family has not had money to speak of since then. Amazing how long families can coast on the fumes of reputations long gone.
His dad is a corporate lawyer and does very well and is very respected (he's worked hard and earned it) but he's got like 6 kids and he wouldn't be considered "rich" in D.C. just very well off.
I'm sure the gossip press will take everything and blow it out of proportion.
I'd love to hear more about him, R16, cause the word in DC and NYC is that he has "issues" of the mental health kind which may have fueled his alcohol and drug problems.
[quote]Amazing how long families can coast on the fumes of reputations long gone.
Take your revolutionary twaddle back to Russia, bitch! This is our satrapy!
I don't think his anus is very clean...
little bro is fat.
I want to do them both simultaneously
Little bro has a criminal record in Virginia for drugs. IIRC he has at least 2 adults arrests - not sure about the convictions but at least one may have been a probation before judgment wherein you can get your conviction sealed after completion of probation. So both Justin and his bro have had substance abuse history requiring rehab.
Not great bf material.