The thought of your parents having sex when conceiving you
Have you ever tried to imagine it. Every time I do, I cringe to think of what they did to each other to make me. I wish sex was somehow less embarrassing.
I have thought of this OP. I was conceived either in or somewhere between London and Milan. I will never know and neither do my parents.
No. But now that you mention it, it doesn't bother me in the least.
Your mother is a cum dumpster.
I've wondered – "Was I in the first squirt, the second squirt, or an also-ran the … dribble?
I asked my father this during one Sunday dinner, but he said he didn't know.
I thought my grandmother was going to fall out of her chair.
My parents have never had sex, ever. My brother and I were immaculate conceptions. That's the story I want to believe because the reality is just too, too gross.
Did you ever walk in on your parents having sex?
I didn't, but I might as well have—my mother was a screamer. I guess my dad gives great head.