The thought of your parents having sex when conceiving you

Have you ever tried to imagine it. Every time I do, I cringe to think of what they did to each other to make me. I wish sex was somehow less embarrassing.

• I have thought of this OP. I was conceived either in or somewhere between London and Milan. I will never know and neither do my parents.

• No. But now that you mention it, it doesn't bother me in the least.

• Your mother is a cum dumpster.

• Yes, OP. I've wondered – "Was I in the first squirt, the second squirt, or an also-ran the … dribble? I asked my father this during one Sunday dinner, but he said he didn't know. I thought my grandmother was going to fall out of her chair.

• My parents have never had sex, ever. My brother and I were immaculate conceptions. That's the story I want to believe because the reality is just too, too gross.

• Did you ever walk in on your parents having sex? I didn't, but I might as well have—my mother was a screamer. I guess my dad gives great head.

• They had me fucking my sister while they fucked.

• Was she a gusher?