My best friend is in love with me

And it pisses me off. I went to his house today to bemoan the end of my recent eight-year relationship and he says "I have to admit that I'm happy you broke up; I am in love with you and always have been." I opened my mouth in shock and he leaned in and put his tongue in my mouth. I pulled away, and he put my hand on his crotch (yes he was erect). I struggled to pull away while he applied pressure to the back of my head, forcing my head towards his crotch! Finally I was able to get to my feet and run out the door.

• How romantic! Adorbs!

• Oh, Connie Casserole!

  Emory%20

• R1's response to this tripe was perfect.

  %27Adorbs%27%20Indeed

• Is your best friend also your nephew?

• I liked it better when the ESTs were at least ELABORATE.

• OP, is he not only your nephew but also in the middle?

  The%20Middle%20Nephew%20Troll

• You will wish you were this popular in a few years.

• I know that's an Extremely Sad Termination point to your former friendship, OP.

• OP is a Special Victim.

• [quote] Finally I was able to get to my feet and run out the door. ...and then you woke up.

• OP? At least TRY.

• OP - what's a blow job between friends? Live a little for fuck's sake.

• This could be so much hotter.

• Thank you R13! Describe the package OP.

• Get a Blog, OP.

• Good for him. There is so little assertiveness amongst today's youth.

• OP, I'm afraid I have to give you a "C-". You spent no effort toward setting the scene or providing important (salacious) details. Furthermore, a quality EST always has a steady build up of tension to the big reveal/climax. I'm feeling generous today, however, so I am willing to boost your final grade to a "B-" if you post pictures of yourself, the bf and the bff.

  Professor%20DL