Jobs for people-haters

Yeah, the choices are slim. Everything these days is customer service. I've been searching my whole life.

http://education.yahoo.net/articles/top_careers_for_people_haters.htm?kid=1NZRI



• Assassin?

• Television Without Pity moderators.

• DMV clerk not on there?

• I worked in a library in college. It was heaven!

• gravedigger

  Anonymous

• President.

  Richard%20Nixon

• R1=Miss Brodie

  Sandy

• Freelance translator

• Retail

• Dentist

• Is there a good list of jobs for job haters?

• Bikini-line waxer. Police who tell parents (over the telephone, and with a mouthful of Krispy Kreme) their kids died in a car wreck.

• Software Development used to be a safe place, but dammit, every place is going "Agile" now, which requires daily face-to-face meetings and lots of interactions. Ugh. Just let me live in my cave and code like the good old days, dammit.

• Airline pilot used to be a glamourous job. A friend who was downsized by Delta is now workng at a Midwest regional carrier for $25,000.

• Webmaster

• I'm an accountant and I deal with asshole people every damn day, especially at this time of year.

• I have two uncles in these kinds of careers: 1) I have one uncle who is a radiologist. When asked why he became a radiologist, his answer has never varied: "I don't want to have to deal with people." 2) Another uncle was a night watchman for sixty years. I don't think in all that time he had a co-worker, a boss, a client... absolutely no one to interact with.

• Medical transcriptionist

• Republican Congressman

• R17, I know a surgeon who says he chose his profession because he only wants to deal with people who've been anesthetized. He sends someone else to talk to the families after surgery.

• Rather than work with a major corporation, a proctologist said now he only deals with one asshole at a time.

• Good line, R21. I knew a urologist who said he dealt with the most interesting thing about most people.

• Surgeons often have lousy people skills -- they patch folks up and that's it - no need for any kind of "relationship" like a G.P.

• Is that a good job, FBI agent? You get to travel around and stuff? I mean, better places than this? Sometimes you do. Freddy was so happy for me when I got this job at the bank. Toaster giveaways and Barry Manilow on the speakers all day. She thought it was such hot shit. What did she know? Big dummy.

• Except for retail or fast food, most office work was once good for people-haters, but then Team Work reared its ugly head.

• Republican politician

• Lighthouse keeper.

• Embalmer

• Staff attorney/clerk for a state or federal court.

• Lighthouses are automated.

• Dog walker

• Policeman

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