1. This former almost A list actor who now does mostly movies, but got all of his fame and chances at headlining movies from a television show is set to come out. He has always stayed in the closet because he was afraid it would harm his chances of getting leads in romantic comedies, but no one is hiring him anyway. You wouldn't think it by looking at him, but people who have seen his peen say it is the largest they have ever seen. One of his former co-stars who is now an almost A list movie actress once saw it and said she could not believe it was real and thought the prop guys had done some Boogie Nights magic.
2. Apparently they have to be seen to be believed, but they do exist. There have long been rumors that this foreign born A+ list celebrity/athlete/model plays for both teams. At one point there were photos of our celebrity making out with another man which were bought by our celebrity and some of his endorsement partners. Those are gone forever, but from the same party another group of photos has emerged which show him shirtless and with a man in his lap that he is making out with.
3. A whole lotta b*tches have jumped ship on this blind item. Know why? Because our mystery man once admitted, “I’ll hit a woman first, before I’d hit a man.” Don’t believe me… Just ask his ex-wife, Michelle – who may agree his acting pimp role is yet to have left him.
Long before he landed his success on the silver screen, our blind item once hustled his flow by picking up Coco’s baggage carrier, Marc Giveand, upon the ‘Ice Loves Coco’ cast members’ first 1995 landing at LAX. It’s a task we’re told our blind item met, under the strict order of his “Scrubs” cousin, Donald Faison.
Despite his riches, insiders say our blind item is a filthy man. It’s a rep he generating after once following Colin Farrell’s lead to not shower for an entire month, in order to gain further Hollywood success. Now, it’s only fitting that we call Colin “Itchy”, and our blind item “Scratchy”, as the duo discover a Dead Man Down…
2. David Beckham
1) John Goodman. Known to cruise rent boys.
John Goodman as the lead in a romantic comedy?
3) Terrence Howard?
1. Tim Allen?
Tim Allen has a new sitcom this season. Could 1. be John Travolta?
John Goodman has huge sizemeat??
The way the first BI is worded makes me think the guy wasn't an actor necessarily but just recognizable from TV. Maybe someone from SNL or some other sketch comedy. Maybe from a reality show? My first thought was Jim Carrey but he was definitely A list at some point; maybe he still is.
The inability to read evidenced by some people on this site is mind-boggling. As someone has already pointed out, I really don't think John Goodman would stay in the closet "because he was afraid it would harm his chances of getting leads in romantic comedies." And there are several reasons why it's clear that item #1 doesn't fit John Travolta.
Why is the second item even blind? How many "foreign born A+ list celebrity/athlete/model"s are there?
1. Bradley Cooper
2. Bradley Cooper
3. Bradley Cooper
...just because he seems to be the center of conversation everywhere.
R13: "This former almost A list actor who now does mostly movies"
It really is exasperating how stupid some people are when it comes to reading.
1. Greg Kinnear?
Greg Kinnear is married with 3 kids. Not that that means he isn't gay, but I don't think the blind item quite fits.
Don Johnson for #1
Cristiano Rinaldo for #2
Terence Howard for #3
1. Topher Grace and Mila Kunis
2. Christian Renaldo
3. Is this even a blind? Terrence Howard
1. "You wouldn't think it by looking at him," the actor is small in stature, I'm guessing. No one would ever look at a tall guy and think he has a small dick (even though that is fairly common).
Topher Grace was never "nearly A list". Don Johnson went back to TV to do Nash Bridges after his movie career was pretty much dead.
Could #1 be James Franco? Maybe he showed it to AnnE backstage during that dismal Oscar hosting gig.
I think R17 got it right
On top of everything else Greg Kinnear has only occasionally done tv and was not at all known for tv before he became a well known movie actor.
Don Johnson's dick, shown in The Harrad Experiment, wasn't/isn't very big.
Could #1 be Steve Carell?
I don't see any connection to Don Johnson and a former costar who is now almost A list movies. He has also said that he is not that big in the peen department.
R22, I don't think it's Greg Kinnear, but he was known almost exclusively for "Talk Soup" and his late-night NBC talk show before he was known at all for movies.
Pamela des Barres said Don's was one the biggest she'd ever seen. She would know.
The BI seems to indicate 1 series, whereas Johnson has had 2 big series. Married a couple of times. Recently appeared in "Django Unchained." Don't think it's him.
The impression I get is a guy who was in a comedy series (sitcom or SNL), appeared in some successful romantic comedies but now his career has dried up.
1) Matt Perry
It's not Matthew Perry. He's done two or three TV series in just the last year or two.
r24, but people are hiring him, so I don't think it fits.
I do think it's Topher Grace. A huge success on TV, he starred in some romantic comedies that, while not huge, were mildly successful ("Win a Date with Tad Hamilton!" and "In Good Company") and could've launched him to the A list, hasn't had a hit since "Valentine's Day" (2010), since then it's been direct-to-DVD and foregettable tv movies. Plus, he has a thin, wiry frame that wouldn't lead one to think he's hung.
This thread makes Billy Masters seem like a non-joke.
1. is obviously Bradley Cooper and the acresss Jennifer Garner.
If Topher Grace is gay, he should come out if only to encourage others to do the same. And he would probably get more work.
[quote]Pamela des Barres said Don's was one the biggest she'd ever seen. She would know.
She lied. She was a star fucker and when she wrote the book, he was a big "Miami Vice" star. He calls his "regular", the new average.
Don Johnson showed his dick to a female friend of mine. She said it was nothing to write home about.
It's not Bradley Cooper because the blind says no one is hiring him. I think Bradley Cooper is currently A list and not formerly A list.
I think 'chances' is the clue because it doesn't fit well in the sentence.
What about Chace Crawford and Blake Lively for the former co-star? He's another star where he may as well come out because the career is not going so great.
Number 1 - Woody Harrelson?
#1 is the guy who played Ross on friends. No one is hiring him.
1 could be lots of people as its so broad. How many actors get chances for movies due to tv success - over the years there's many and the movies wished for might be comedies but that doesn't mean the show is.
It could be Taylor Hitch, the dude who was Frasier, Scott Speedman, Kevin James, guys from any NCIS CSI L&O..... Its Sam Waterson, right? Do I get a prize? No??? damn,......
The former costar is the best clue for trimming but is that a regular? guest star? this is so badly written....
Maybe Kitsch's hiring onto "The Normal Heart" is the first part of his coming out.
Let's see if we can parse #1 a bit:
Got famous from one particular television show
Headlined several romantic comedies, nearly got on the A list, does mostly movies now but really isn't being hired much anymore
Has an extremely large penis, which you wouldn't guess to look at him
A female co-star on his TV show is now an almost A-list movie actress
Is gay and wants to come out publicly
#1 is Andy Samberg
I would love 1 to be Taylor Kitsch but I think we would have heard if he had a huge dick.
Oh, it's PEE WEE HERMAN!
I bet I'm right!
R44 When you lay it out that way, Topher Grace is starting to make sense (with Mila Kunis as the female co-star.)
Topher Grace was almost A-list around the time he was in "Traffic."
If it is Topher Grace then he was doing some RuPaul quality tucking in those That 70's Show underwear scenes.
The logic does lead to him being the person, especially the leading man role in a couple of movies, including the Batman movie.
Topher Grace is 34 yrs old. Never been married. Has he even ever been linked to anybody (female OR male)?
Woody Harrelson could also be #1. But still seems more like Topher Grace. Woody did a LOT of movies for awhile, though, and not really romcoms, either. He WAS A list for a brief period, at least during the time of Natural Born Killers and White Men Can't Jump days. He also played gay (and very well) in The Walker about four years ago.
r53, I think you mean SpiderMan 3.
r53 - you mean Spiderman 3D.
As it happens, Topher Grace does have a movie coming out in April, an ensemble comedy called "The Big Wedding" -- will he be using the press junket for this to come out?
Go with me here, but how about Dwayne The Rock Johnson for number 1. Got his fame on TV from WWE. Sort of an A-list actor now. He does not get hired for romantic comedies. And the former female costar who is now A-List? Anne Hathaway (Get Smart)
Yep, you're right R56 and R57. I did mean Spiderman. Sorry.
The clues are always within the blind so I'm going to go with the Boogie Night clue. Which leads to Heather Graham. Heather Graham was on Scrubs with co star Zac Braff. Zac Braff once directed a Scrubs episode called "My Last Chance."(for the chances clue)
The only problem with guessing Zac is that he's had a girlfriend model for several years. On the other hand, Zac has been the subject of some gay rumors. He claimed he was hacked in 2011 when TMZ posted a coming out statement. In 2012 he again denied being gay when someone asked him on Twitter. Does two denial equal yes he's gay?
Zach Braff was never "almost A-list." Most people couldn't even tell you his name.
Topher Grace (with co-star Mila Kunis) is the only person suggested who fits the bill. Please explain why not him and/or why someone else would be a better answer.
You might be right R63 but I never heard of Topher Grace either. Is he supposed to be A list?
Another vote for Topher Grace. There were rumors about him when That 70s Show was still on.
Also, the other guys all hung out together outside the show-- especially the douchey Ashton and Wilmer.
Topher was the outsider.
Still the big wiener, the way it's described in the blind item, on Topher Grace is difficult to believe.
Don Johnson "mostly does movies" huh?....no.
Are any of these Olivia Newton-John?
No. 1/celeb about to come out of the closet wouldn't be Steve Carell or David Schwimmer. Both are married with children, which the blind item would certainly have mentioned.
R67 some of the biggest cocks I've ever seen were on guys with his thin, almost scrawny build.
[quote]Zach Braff was never "almost A-list." Most people couldn't even tell you his name.
Oh don't be silly. Not commentating on the A status but Zach Braff starred on a hit television show "Scrubs' for seven years on NBC which means even millions without cable saw it, and it's in syndication. In this celebrity obsessed society, people most definitely know his name.
Zach Braff is in the Oz film that is coming out soon....he could be doing publicity for that....we may have a bingo!
He doesn't really fit the clues, but Jared Leto has a big dick.
Ashton Kutcher #1
Christiano Ronaldo #2
Terrence Howard #3
I believe #1 is Ashton. Former co-star is Mila Kunis.
Boogie Nights is a hint for That 70s Show.
Ashton does not do mostly movies...he mostly does a TV show...read people read!
Ashton does mostly commercials.
1, Matt Le Blanc
I suppose the Ashton Demi relationship could have been a showmance.
Seth Rogen..... wait, I think we've seen his tiny penis on film.
But he would fit the bill.... you wouldn't expect a fatty to have a big one. Jonah Hill didn't really start on TV....
Or a real short guy.
Jason Segel maybe for 1.
R54, Camilla Belle, in that they were seen together a few times. When men are linked to Camilla Belle I tend to assume they're gay.
Was Topher Grace almost A List though?
r83, yes, Topher was almost A-list: "Traffic," in which he had a supporting role, was a huge hit; he then got leading roles in a couple of A level romantic comedies, "Win a Date with Tad Hamilton!" co-starring Kate Bosworth and Josh Duhamel and "In Good Company" co-starring Scarlet Johanssen and Dennis Quaid; his last hit was the all-star "Valentine's Day."
As far as "hiding" the large peen, perhaps he's a grower. I'm like that.
I think the "former almost A list" guys is Zach Braff. When GARDEN STATE came out, it was supposed to be the start of this big auteur career for him, but it never really happened. His A list co-star is Natalie Portman.
Just like almost every blind item about a star coming out - it never happens.
It looks like he works consistently but I've never heard of any of those movies so I'm assuming they're straight to DVD stuff.
Topher gets ensemble work as one in a cast of 50, and he gets'character" parts, but he isn't even the second lead ib nost of his films, and his movie career is a far cry from where it was when he did Traffic. I say Topher.
True, r89, but were any of those films hits? And, honestly, is anyone talking about Topher Grace anymore? He's definitely not "nearly A-list" anymore.
(As an aside, after reading some of the reviews of "Oz the Great and Powerful" and how miscast James Franco is, it flashed on me how perfect Topher Grace would've been for this role -- he can play slightly deceitful/questioning his self-confidence beautifully, and has the comic abilities that the film apparently desperately needed.)
92 -- excellent casting choice. He would have been great. I don't care for Franco, and will probably not see this just because he's in it. I just don't like his energy. Same with Downey. Do people really think they're edgy and cool? They're not
It's totally no one hot whomever it is. They never are.
[quote]True, R89, but were any of those films hits? And, honestly, is anyone talking about Topher Grace anymore? He's definitely not "nearly A-list" anymore.
It doesn't say he hasn't had any hits lately. It says, "but no one is hiring him anyway," not "no one is talking about him anymore." Eight movies in three years is NOT "no one is hiring him."
I think the David Schwimmer guess is good
It's a blind item, r96, not Pulitzer Prize winning journalism. With a blind item, there's bound to be exaggeration -- appearing in straight-to-DVD movies is, in Hollywood, pretty much the same thing as no one is hiring him.
It's not really an issue of coming out, since no one is coming out. The sole question is really who is gay?
So: who is gay? Top her Grace? Seth Rogan? Jason Segal?
"I don't see any connection to Don Johnson and a former costar who is now almost A list movies. He has also said that he is not that big in the peen department."
If you can find an uncut (pardon the expression) print of THE HARRAD EXPERIMENT, you can see exactly how large Don Johnson is. And I would describe him as average, if memory serves.
It doesn't say no-one is hiring no 1 at all, it says 'He has always stayed in the closet because he was afraid it would harm his chances of getting leads in romantic comedies, but no one is hiring him anyway' which I'd interpret as meaning his RomCom lead hopes, not his career in general. Topher looks like the most probable.
What about James Van Der Beek? co-star could be Michelle Williams. As a teen of the late 90s, I can confirm he was "almost A-list" in the teen-flick pantheon of the day.
Beek went back to TV but, otherwise, it's a good guess.
I wouldn't consider anyone who's married to a woman for this blind, R104. Van der Beek may be gay but he is married with a kid, and when was the last time an actor came out who was currently married to an opposite-sex partner? It never happens. They may lead separate lives and have boyfriends on the side, but they're not going to come out. In Van der Beek's case, he's on his second marriage, so his coming out would be embarrassing to two women. Not gonna happen.
2, wishful thinking I know, but Gerard Pique, maybe.
Yeah, I think a marriage -- past or present -- definitely would've been part of the BI. Since it's not mentioned at all, it appears to me that the guy has never been married.
Regardless of his true orientation, if an actor (James van der Beek) marries two women within seven years and has a kid with the second wife, the chances of his coming out are probably zero.
I doubt Pique would get a BI in the US, 15 DL threads aside. I'd bet on Ronaldo.
r26, you're right I had forgotten about those. Still agree with you it's not him though.
"This former almost A list actor who now does mostly movies."
does mostly movies? Does Mostly Movies?
And this comes from the keypad of a lawyer?
How is James Van der Beek mostly movies? He's the star of a sitcom currently.
People, if you can't even read the clues, don't bother to guess.
I think #1 is Neil Patrick Harris.
R112, no one actually believes this guy (?) is a lawyer, has been married 5 times and is extraordinarily obese.
[quote]How is James Van der Beek mostly movies? He's the star of a sitcom currently.
Not for long.
Number 1 has to be Bruce Willis.
I would read "Almost A-list" as B+ list which Topher probably would have qualified as around 2004-2007 but mostly because he was the lead in a hit tv show in addition to doing films.
As someone else mentioned, his only theatrically-released films now are ensembles, so he's definitely not in contention for romantic leads anymore.
I thought the item said they were in TV and an almost A list actor...also said he had wored with someone who is now an A list actor (Jennifer Aniston) so I don't know why it should exclude Matthew Perry, simply because he is still doing TV...he is not getting hired for movies.
R116 Bruce Willis was definitely A-list, not almost.
Aaaah, but who wants *him* to be gay, R119, R116?
Bruce also still has no trouble getting hired for big budget action films and he's remarried with a baby.
Him we want to be gay, R121.
Definitely Travolta. He fits every clue and realistically he could be preparing to come out publicly.
Boogie nights would probably refer to his 70's flicks. Kirsty Alley would have been the actress, and he is rumoured to be big, which is surprising.
It has been said that Jared Leto has "Hollywood's biggest" baguette. Corroboration of that rumor comes from someone who would know. Porn star Corina Taylor, who once dated Leto, has said, "I've been a porn actress for three years, and Jared was the most I ever had to work with. There's definitely a second career available for him if he ever runs out of mainstream work."
[quote]Travolta has definitely been A-list.
R126: Put an "equals" sign after "Travolta" and delete "definitely" and "A-list."
Topher Grace is the only one that fits all the details. (If this were John Travolta the details would be way different.) Why are so many posters taking the "Boogie Nights" reference as some kind of arcane clue rather than just a straightforward reference to a big fake penis?
And what about the other two blind items? I have no idea what #3 even means.
I've been in love with Topher Grace since THAT '70S SHOW. If he wants to pull an NPH, and he has a monster cock, well, I hope we get to see the whole great big thing in some movie soon.
Don't all those masseurs already know the size of Travolta's penis? I don't remember any of them commenting that it was extremely large in all those lawsuits they filed. Did Kirsty Alley have anything to say about it? I doubt this is about Travolta.
Matt LeBlanc plays an actor who has a huge penis on Episodes.
It doesn't say the actress was necessarily a co-star on the TV show.
You guys are no fun.
For #2, how many athletes also model? Besides David Beckham, how about tennis player Novak Djokovic? He's athlete, celebrity and sometimes model.