[quote] Tiger, humping Kitty Cally-All in the dog house
Kitty Cally-All was the cheap knock-off doll that was made in Taiwan.
Hold me, Mike. I'm scared.
None of the kids had drug problems did they? I don't recall any stories.
Marcia was a coke-head, Cindy has definitely done a lot of drugs and is also an alcoholic.
Yeah, but neither of them ended up robbing a dry cleaner, or getting kicked out of their mobile home, R14.
For Christ's sake, Carol, can you wear a fucking bra? I don't need to see your nips.
Mike Brady, heading out to the bar
How would "Bonnie & Clyde" have been different if Bonnie Franklin had played... Bonnie?
Hold me, Mike. I'm scared.
A very special "Brady Bunch"
Dear Bonnie Franklin,
Your estate don't need to tolerate this negativity. Call my lawyer, Allison Hart. The law firm is Lavely and Singer. She will send threatening letters to the webmaster and this harrassement will be deleted immediately.No one needs to be so abused like this.
Oops someone beat me to it.
"Fine, Jan... Don't come home."
The "exact words" episode would have been preceded by a parental advisory that 'strong fuidance" was required.
Sam the Butcher would have cracked bad jokes and hit on Carol.
I don't know about Bonnie Franklin as Carol Brady. However, the show would have definitely benefited from an actress like Jennifer Lawrence as Marcia Brady. Maureen McCormick did an adequate job I think Jennifer would have really elevated the role with her amazing acting ability and her stunning beauty. Jennifers kind heart and beautiful spirit shine through whenever she graces the screen. Her portrayal would have made Jan Brady one of the most iconic characters in television history. I guess it's just our good fortune that she was not spoken into existence until well after the show ended. Hollywood and the youth of the world now have this shining example of talent and humanity to look up to at a time when it is so desperately needed.
Carol would have sexually harassed Alice.
Can you imagine Bonnie with Carol's shag?
Carol would have had an affair with a married man.
Cousin Oliver would have been a pre-gay Italian boy.
Sam would deliver his meat to Carol instead of Alice.
OP = Epic Fail
Try Linda Lavin, she's not the reigning bitch of old CBS comedies.
Bumping this thread so that there are four Bonnie Franklin-related threads on the front page at once
You're over-posting this Bonnie Franklin garbage.
Well, it would have been exactly the same wouldn't it? These things are scripted and not left completely to the actors imagination.
who is bonnie franklin?
Alice: Mrs. Brady!
Carol: MS. Brady.
Instead of getting her voice back just in time to sing O, Come All Ye Faithful in church on Christmas morning, Mrs. Brady would miraculously recover from a sprained ankle and throw on a pair of jingle taps just in time to do a dance to Sleigh Ride at the Old Folks Home.
Carol Brady would have no longer been a Gypsy.
Bonnie Franklin was a cunt, stop making threads about Cunty.
"Oh my nose!"
When Marcia said that line of dialogue, it would have been because of the coke bump she had just done, rather than a football.
"Dammit Mike! Stop going out and fucking guys in the ass and throw it in me for once!"
Did Mike use Wesson Oil as lube?
I think a better question would be if MTM as Beth played Carol.