If he/she does, you are a lucky bitch.
I would love to have a nice looking twink, preferably one with a big ass, to clean my apartment, go grocery shopping, and file my papers today. I don't feeling like doing this shit.
If he could give me a shave and lay on his stomach for me also, that would be great.
Can a twink have a big ass?
Op sounds lazy and fat.
OP, it sounds like you need a manservant, not a boyfriend.
BDSM. You need a full time slave. They are out there but they usually aren't in the best of health.
We split the chores. I do laundry, grocery shopping and dishwashing. He does housecleaning, cooking and ironing. It seems to work.
He licks my butt, so yes.
He doesn't earn much. We split rent 50/50. I pay the other bills. He does all the house work (I do dishes and laundry).