Now that I'm back in private life, my red Pradas and I are gonna have a BALL! Maybe two (tee hee!)
I just HAD to come by to tell you that my first post-papal role will be in a TV Land reboot of "The Golden Girls!" I've been cast as Dorothy Zbornak, while John Travolta will play Blanche, Christopher Walken will be Rose, and - gasp - Barbra Streisand will be Sophia!
Can I get away with red Pradas in winter if I go to Ibiza? Oh, who cares! I'm the Dowager Popess - I can do what I want!
Post some dick shots of your um.... Manservant.
Keep the Pope Hole shots to yourself.
Prada? Your popeness, did you say Prada?
Hi Ratzie! And what role does that gorgeous manservant of yours, Georg-asm have in the reboot? Will he be Lucas Hollingsworth a-comin' to sweep you off your feet?
I'm trying to wrangle him a part R3!
He's also trying to collect all of Bea Arthur's wardrobe from "Maude" for me! I'm so sick of plain white - a girl needs color!
Mother Angelica just texted me - she's SOOOOOO jealous!
Her wimple is wilted, I'm afraid. That sister's old dry snatch wouldn't be invited to play in a nursing home version of The Sound of Music, I'm afraid.
He isn't allowed to wear the $5,000 red shoes anymore.
Honey, that's all for show.
I don't DO brown.
I like color - JUNGLE RED!
Can Betty White make a cameo on your show?
Inizia a giocare, darling
"let the games begin...darling"
I have been requested to do something about you, and have informed the requesting party that for a nickel bag and some cannoli (Shit's so good.) I shall be sending a special emissary to you in Castle Gandalf to see if we can get you closer to sainthood in a fast way.
BUT I shall rescind my plans if you will tell me where you put the keys to the Papal Liquor Cabinet. That conclave is looking like a soul sucker, and since I have to be careful about what color of smoke I'm sending up I have to rely on gin to get me through it. I am sooooo sick of Benedictine.
But you promised me a part, your sexcellency!
Nubile pool boy in Capri
Oh Lawd, it has happened, as was foretold in the book of something starting with L, I think. This is the Apocalypse. Dionne, girl, you best be careful. Oh, pray for us, sweet baby Jesus in a handbasket. That gay Vatican Mafia is a powerful bunch. We all gonna die.