Lady%20Ratzi- Post some dick shots of your um.... Manservant.
Keep the Pope Hole shots to yourself.
Thanks Ratt-Tat-Zinger.
- Prada? Your popeness, did you say Prada?
AnnE
- Hi Ratzie! And what role does that gorgeous manservant of yours, Georg-asm have in the reboot? Will he be Lucas Hollingsworth a-comin' to sweep you off your feet?
- I'm trying to wrangle him a part R3!
He's also trying to collect all of Bea Arthur's wardrobe from "Maude" for me! I'm so sick of plain white - a girl needs color!
- Mother Angelica just texted me - she's SOOOOOO jealous!
Hahahahahaha!
Her wimple is wilted, I'm afraid. That sister's old dry snatch wouldn't be invited to play in a nursing home version of The Sound of Music, I'm afraid.
- He isn't allowed to wear the $5,000 red shoes anymore.
http://worldnews.nbcnews.com/_news/2013/02/26/17100856-pope-to-wear-white-but-no-red-shoes-after-abdication
- Honey, that's all for show.
I don't DO brown.
I like color - JUNGLE RED!
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- Can Betty White make a cameo on your show?
- Inizia a giocare, darling
"let the games begin...darling"
- Your Hole-In-Ass,
I have been requested to do something about you, and have informed the requesting party that for a nickel bag and some cannoli (Shit's so good.) I shall be sending a special emissary to you in Castle Gandalf to see if we can get you closer to sainthood in a fast way.
BUT I shall rescind my plans if you will tell me where you put the keys to the Papal Liquor Cabinet. That conclave is looking like a soul sucker, and since I have to be careful about what color of smoke I'm sending up I have to rely on gin to get me through it. I am sooooo sick of Benedictine.
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- But you promised me a part, your sexcellency!
Nubile pool boy in Capri
- Oh Lawd, it has happened, as was foretold in the book of something starting with L, I think. This is the Apocalypse. Dionne, girl, you best be careful. Oh, pray for us, sweet baby Jesus in a handbasket. That gay Vatican Mafia is a powerful bunch. We all gonna die.
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- According to my visions, the next pope will be the last.
Saint Malacy
- Dionysus Warwick, I pray for your ascension to the next seat of Peter.
And gurrrrrl, I DO know the way to blow Jose! He's my exquisite manservant!
- R13, that's Saint Malarky.
- The moment I wake up,
I put on Sister Angelica's makeup
And say a little prayer for YOU!
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- Come on, Bernadette you lazy bitch! We're going to be late for brunch! Yes, your outfit looks fine. The red shoes are a bit much, but just werk it.
Georg, "personal assistant"
- I'm going commando dolls...no cassock here!
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- And please no more than two mimosas ... you promised you wouldn't make a scene this time!
I mean, who could forget your drunken rendition of "Dreamgirls" on the buffet table? I was beyond mortified.
Georg, getting frantic
- That Georg Von Trapp puts dew on my lily, girls! A dominant Austrian military man.....mama's mussy is wetter than the Amazon in July!
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- Who's up for brunch, bitches?
I need my energy for the White Party tea dance!
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- What's your drag name, gurl?
- This is not a sick man. It is an old man, but not an ill one.
http://media.lehighvalleylive.com/breaking-news_impact/photo/pope-benedict--4dd7c8704020a2c1.jpg
- Sofonda Boise, R22!
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- He's a sick man, but not physiologically.
- R25 Bernadette was throwing her hands in the air like she just don't care to her favorite song:
http://youtu.be/20i7ol7cd9g
- Are you up for a remake of "The Song of Bernadette"? If not, I have Bernadette Peters on line 3.
Harvey Weinstein
- Bernadette Peters? Why do I want to talk to a Bernadette even older than me?
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- I have one thing to say - sashay, chante!
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