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Bernadette Ratzinger here!

Hey gurrrrl!!! Now that I'm back in private life, my red Pradas and I are gonna have a BALL! Maybe two (tee hee!) I just HAD to come by to tell you that my first post-papal role will be in a TV Land reboot of "The Golden Girls!" I've been cast as Dorothy Zbornak, while John Travolta will play Blanche, Christopher Walken will be Rose, and - gasp - Barbra Streisand will be Sophia! Can I get away with red Pradas in winter if I go to Ibiza? Oh, who cares! I'm the Dowager Popess - I can do what I want! Any questions?

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