This article is written for women, but I guess it is applicable to gays.
I'm at least a little bit of over half of those.
Knowing that is one of the reasons I stopped even trying to date a half-decade or so ago. Even if someone nice asked me out, I'd probably decline. I wouldn't want anyone I actually liked to have to put up with me.
Which one of you DLers wrote this response?
16. Really big guys like me who think they deserve a medal for having a massive man-meat.
r3 - I felt the same way for years, but now that I'm getting older I'm dating again. I really want someone around for practical reasons such as companionship when I'm ill. I just went to the ER alone today and it would have been nice to have a loved one there.
It's on Huffington Fucking Post so it's directed at morons. Written by some sad 23 year old Lena Dunham wannabe without an ounce of creativity nor insight beyond the obvious. Jesus, am I glad to be gay and done with women/stupid little girls.
r6 - it was written by a guy.
They're naming girls "Joshua" now, r6?
[quote] He's cute, fun, smart and you can't stop thinking about him. You're already three steps ahead of the game, mentally planning weddings, children and that giant house with the white picket fence.
Of course this is aimed at women. If it were aimed at men it would read "...and you can't stop thinking about his cock."
These are all me, I'm the guy to avoid. Such a loser. Good thing I'm cute with a fat cock.
They forgot to mention the guy who fervently follows the fabulous relationship advice of the Huffington Post, a magazine that can't come to the phone right now because it's on another line with Seventeen Magazine, which wants its story back.
11. The "sorry, I'm not a big phone person," guy.
Well that's me and I am now married. I hate cellphones and wish people would get off them. I still carry one but I only use it make and receive calls. Since when is this a deal breaker? Does the cunt who wrote the article want a man who constantly ignores her at dinner and plays with his iPhone?
Really, if anybody needs this list they are pretty dumb. Common sense should raise a flag at any of this shit!
Some fat land-whale wrote this article. She basically wants a walking ATM on a tight leash she can control 24-7.
[quote]Some fat land-whale wrote this article. She basically wants a walking ATM on a tight leash she can control 24-7.
Breederism in a nutshell. Thank the nonexistent God I'm gay.