I wish I were a MILF.

I'd flirt like hell with my son's hot athletic teenage friends and put on the show of a lifetime for them. I'd dress super-provocatively, bending down to "accidentally" reveal T&A and maybe a trace hint of V. I'd giggle and touch them suggestively on the shoulder or arm if they were to say something they thought was amusing. I'd lick my lips as we chatted. Essentially I'd tease the hell out of them and take their raging hormones to a near explosive brink. All the other moms would jealously label me the neighborhood slut and fruitlessly demand that their sons (and husbands) stay away from me.

• You're not alone in wishing you existed in some alternate universe, OP. We all wish you did too.

• I have you arrested for molesting my boy!

  Fat%20frau

• Interesting fantasy, especially since OP is a guy.

• OP thinks he's Mrs. Robinson, but he's really Baby Jane.

• This was a storyline in 'Desperate Housewives' .... twice, I think,

• These women only exist in pornos. Most moms of teenage sons are fat and out of shape and the last thing on their minds is sex.

• What an odd fantasy that is, OP.

• I'd get pregnant by all the men on my street.

• I would SO kill to be her.

  http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-mQAR3jQfAew/T_CGmCXFFuI/AAAAAAAAAV8/5UGeeSXYt3o/s1200/MILF-Ariella-Ferrera-sucks-her-Sons-friends-BALLs-and-Fucks-02.jpg

  OP

• I'll add to R6 and say none of their sons' friends would touch them with a 10 ft pole.

• OP is Helen Bishop. You know she's... ... divorced.

• Your children would hate you, OP, and would never invite their friends over because they'd be so embrassed by your behavior.

  Truth

• This seems to be the latest installment in a recent series of "if only I was a woman I'd slut it up with every hot guy who'd throw me a glance"-postings. Since it's apparent that you are damaged goods already, OP, why not just go ahead and chop it off...

• [quote]I would SO kill to be her. Are you pre- or post- operative OP?

• Sad that you want to be envied by other women who have what you yourself envy. Wanting to be envied by those you envy is a sickness. Today, go do something tangible for yourself.

• OP, you're a MAN, right?

  Austin%20Powers

• OP: I get chocked up, thinking how you have wasted your life. You could have been so happy, had you been a simple street prostitute while you were still marketable.

• You mean a frau? Your candor is refreshing and appreciated.

• I'm chocking as I type.

• OP It's too bad those boys aren't attracted to your old sagging man tits.

• OP, you could model yourself on Barbara Eden in Harper Valley PTA!

  http://www.youtube.com/watch%3Fv%3DyZZw-2sceqg

• You can do it! Go out and buy some lingerie, shave your body and advertise on CL.

  I%20worked%20for%20me%21

• OP/ r9 : your use of the word KILL is now officially creepy.

• I am with you OP, I would be the slutty Mom sleeping with the hunky sons and the hunky husbands.

• "Yeah, I'd fuck me"

  http://www.filmbug.com/db/104521

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