Harlem Shake Dance Based On Gang Bangers Shooting Cripples
An eccentric upper body dance move that involves the shaking of the upper torso and shoulders. The Harlem Shake originated on 125th and Lexington where gang bangers would shoot unsuspecting cripples with crutches. The staggering fall of these cripples created a signature move, adapted by gang-affiliates and introduced at local parties. Upon witnessing the newly created “Harlem Shake,” a corporate thug under the Bad Boy Entertainment payroll reenacted and sold this dance to famous choreographer Laurie Ann Gibson who introduced this dance with the video premier “Let’s Get It” by P. Diddy featuring G-Dep and Black Rob. The phenomenon sweeping white neighborhoods and Italian nightclubs across the country was born… the Harlem Shake.
Cripples on crutches? What is this, Dickensian London?
I lived in the southern part of Harlem and never saw any cripples on crutches. Unsuspecting or otherwise. This is a load of BS.
You're quite credulous, aren't you OP?
You know the other day, I was outside the welfare office (I know it was the welfare office because it had a big sign that said WELFARE across the front) and I saw this pregnant black chick exit a Cadillac wearing a fur and go inside. She came out clutching a check that said WELFARE, made out to LaQuisha Gibbons (I have really good eyesight).
What is the Food Stamp president going to do about this, and about this terrible Harlem Shake thing?
[quote]What is the Food Stamp president going to do about this, and about this terrible Harlem Shake thing?
Terrorist fist bump and Kenyan dancing.
[quote] She came out clutching a check that said WELFARE, made out to LaQuisha Gibbons (I have really good eyesight
Was it for $20,000? I'll bet she was collecting for 14 illegitimate children!
The Jitterbug is about murdering orphans.
I read that the Macarena started when a Mexican drug cartel began forcing enemies to smoke crack while riding donkey dick.
The Electric Slide was a much crueler event when real electricity was involved.
Chubby Checkers' Twist is a celebration of abortion.
I don't even want to get started on the Lindy Hop and child rape. That's just sadistic.
Fox Trot--Senseless slaughter of harmless foxes.
Today I learned there is an abundance of cripples on crutches to shoot at on 125th and Lexington.
Cripples on crutches? What is this, 1989?
This explains the continued presence of the Crips in Harlem.
And the Obamaphone--don't forget the Obamaphone, r2!
I'm on my Obamaphone right now, calling the Lexus dealer to tell them I'm on my way and to have their most expensive model waiting for me.
I will be paying with the CASH I have from selling cigarettes and Courvoisier I bought with the thousands of dollars of WELFARE FOOD STAMPS I get from the government each month to keep me lazy.
When I say Lambada, you say RAPE!
Dirty dancing was really invented by a Mr. Guillermo Sanchez, when he was accosted by an ass crack finger wielding hobo on the D train!
HE HAD THE TIME OF HIS LIFE!!!
[quote]Was it for $20,000? I'll bet she was collecting for 14 illegitimate children!
Yep, Mr. Reagan/R4, and by 16 different babydaddies, no less (she had TWO *taxpayer funded* abortions at the Planned Parenthood clinic).
Those elemental people and their jungle dancing, infecting our culture.
Gagnam Style comes from [italic] riding [/riding] phorses.. And I mean BAREBACK
Let's leave Sarah Jessica Parker out of this, ok, r20?
Due to a mistranslation, people don't realize Gangman Style is really "Gangbang Defile!"
It is about fucking underage children in the bleeding asses while licking the fat off their pet dog as it slowly turns on a rotisserie.
Actually, R22, it has nothing to do with mistranslation and everything to do with your misspelling Gangnam Style.
If you do The Hustle, you'll get the AIDS. FACT!
R23: It must be so joyous to go through life a pedantic, tiresome twit, no?