Anyone notice how in the gay community there seems to be a fetish for straight guys? What's so great about them? I don't see any difference between a straight guy and a gay guy. I'd never give special preference to straight guys. That's just ridiculous.
You are blind on many levels.
You are stupid on even more levels, OP.
"straight" doesn't mean heterosexual. It's code for something else.
I don't want anyone who shaves his crack. Or bleaches his anus.