The straight guy fetish

Anyone notice how in the gay community there seems to be a fetish for straight guys? What's so great about them? I don't see any difference between a straight guy and a gay guy. I'd never give special preference to straight guys. That's just ridiculous.

• You are blind on many levels.

• You are stupid on even more levels, OP.

• "straight" doesn't mean heterosexual. It's code for something else.

• I don't want anyone who shaves his crack. Or bleaches his anus.

• Natural masculinity.