If I was your friend, and I said this to you

Good night, dear. Respond back. I'm about to go to sleep...

• Sleep well, dear. Dream of Bonnie franklin singing 'Evergreen' in her cowl neck sweater and gauchos.

• TURN OFF THE GAS FUCKFACE.

• 'night, Mary.

• meh

• I'm leaving you.

• 'Night, honey.

• Goodnight sweet prince

• Can't sleep. Going to put a dildo on the pneumatic drill and squat on it. David Spade is on tv, this is really going to fuck me up, but what can you do? Night night.