It's about anal sex. Or maybe about shattered Chinese breasts? I can't remember.
Such a guilty pleasure. The rest of that album was so forgettable though. No wonder they never had another hit.
They wrote Whitney's "How Will I Know" for Janet originally, and they also wrote "I Wanna Dance With Somebody".
How will I know
If he's got his food stamps
If he's suffering from sickle cell
How can I tell, if he really is straight
I try to phone, but I'm too gay
Can't wait
My food bill's high, that's why I'm a mooch
How will I know
