Say what you will about Benny, but he at least chucked the wimpy 'John Paul' shit and went for something a little less ordinary.
I like "Marcellus" and "Callistus" - so Gladiator!
I think "Boniface" lost popularity because after a while nobody wanted to be called "Bunny Face".
Yo, "Eugene"! "Victor"
"Anastasius" - So glam! "Dionysus"! PARTY!
"Hygenis" - a good name for a Pope wanting to make a CLEAN SWEEP!
My favorite: "Zephrynus" with a "Z"!
[quote]"Hygenis" - a good name for a Pope wanting to make a CLEAN SWEEP!
I'm partial to Cletus or Sixtus
Francis of A Sissy
Let's be real about this:
"And here he is...Pope Pederastus!!!"
Jenny From The Block
I tried to go with 'Milkedus Loadus' but those bitches who elected me put their heels down and said no.
Pope Poopyface has a nice ring, don't ya think?
Quintarious Tolando I
Pope Benedict Cumberbatch
How about no1curr?
Pope Sergius Bacchus which would be a tribute to the two saints who also were lovers.
Pope Benedict Boytoucher
Since he will most likely be gay.
Pope Mary I
I'm partial to Pope Coitus Fellatus.
Innocent (yes many popes were called Innocent).
Pope Boutros Boutros Ghali
Pope John Paul III
many of the historic names - which sound quaint now - were just popular at the time. So that makes me wonder - 500 years from now will there be a Pope Justin? A Pope Aiden?
Immaculata of the Five Wounds. "Five Wounds" for short.
Pope Biggus Dickus
He will be called, or styled, His Holiness Pedophyllus. All of his holy water will be purified through 4 and 5 year old males. His fire water will be distilled through selected young men. Pope Pedophyllus will be known by his most intimate friends as PP.
My poor aunt was named Bonifacia because she was born one of the Boniface popes' feast day. And her parents were assholes that way.
She went by her middle name.
Forgot my choice for a Pope name:
Pope John Paul George Ringo I.
Calixtus III was a Borgia and my vote is for Calixtus IV,
In homage to Monty Python,
Pope Bigith Dickith
Pope Honey Boo Boo
The next Pope should select something simple. Pope Ron would work.
Pope Ron Popeil!
R40, what was her middle name?
Bonnie F. Ace.
Pope Pediphiles XXX
Pope Una Rope!
F&F R48, who is posting that around here tonight.
Cunt Alberto VO5?
Her middle name was Emelina, r47.
For once maybe they should start going back using their real names. Why the heck do they need to change their reals names? They don't like their real names? No consideration for their parents' naming them? What happened to honor your father and your mother? Thou shall not lie? Can't they just be more honest with their names? Who cares if their original names were horrible?