I want penpals.

I live in West Virginia and I want penpals from Los Angeles and NYC. I don't have the money to travel, I would just be satisfied hearing old stories about these cities. I want to advertise for penpals on Craigslist. Can any of you help me with the wording of my ad? Thank you.

• Rube here. Can't have lube, doesn't want boob. Can't be near, wants to hear - from you.

• I think there's a penpals subReddit. Check there.