We have no Pope

How have the past three minutes been for you?

• a true delight

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• Popeless

• Too pooped to Pope

• I never really had a pope, so it's no different.

• Hail Adrian! Satan lives!

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• Popelessly devoted to you.

• Pope out!

• Oh, I dedicate a playing of the karaoke version of "What Becomes of the Brokenhearted?" to his piece-of-shit-ness. He provides lyrics.

• I've been unable to pontifficate.

• There is no protocol for this. What if the Vatican turns into party central with no one in charge? Could this finally be the undoing of the Catholic church? Benedict flies off aboard a helicopter and pandimonium ensues.

• [quote]Benedict flies off aboard a helicopter and pandimonium ensues. In that place, the only pandemonium that would ensue if if Benedict pulled a papal Lohan and swiped the wardrobe on his way out the door. They don't care about boffing kids, but don't mess with the Prada pumps.

• I noticed a lot of the guys coming up to him to kiss his hand had slightly smirking expressions, as if saying "Loser". Can you imagine what it's like behind closed doors, the politics, the intrigue? Men who aren't getting laid get real catty.

• Whip up a smoothie of ex-lax* and prune juice. You'll have pope in about an hour.

• Liberating!

• Lubricating!!

• Bummer. All of God's missives are going straight to voice mail.

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• We haven't had a Pope several times in the past fifty years and many of us are still here.

• Wafer-eating Papists make me sick.

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• Time for a remake of The Red Shoes

  Mr. B

• Nah nah naaaah nah Nah nah nahaah nah Hey, heyyyy Goodbye!

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• [quote]There is no protocol for this. What if the Vatican turns into party central with no one in charge? Could this finally be the undoing of the Catholic church? Benedict flies off aboard a helicopter and pandimonium ensues Just wait....

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• Liberating. We should do this more often.

• Feels like it did before: no one is in charge.

• Hopefully there won't be another one for a few thousand years. These "Popes" create more trouble than good.

• I feel abandoned. To whom should I turn to for spiritual guidance? Cher? Help!

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• If you have been wearing long frocks for years, do you suppose it's difficult to go back to wearing pants?

• R25 (the ) Madonna, of course!

• Heaven!

• We must now be patient and soon the Cardinals with the help of the Holy Spirit will choose our new Holy Father.

• Now that the Vatican is without a leader, Rome should invade Vatican City and dismantle the Holy See like it should've done back when it conquered the Papal States. An invasion of VC should only take about half an hour, with minimal casualties.

• The sky was so blue that day, the shoes were so red...

• This is not going to end well. You all know it.

• I shall alert the media. Then make popecorn.

• Fall on your knees gurls, we got one. Yea!!!