The Joe Manganiello Programme

I am an agent, and I am fielding pitches for a TV program to star my client, Joe. Your feedback is appreciated!

• It's called "Shirtless." Do you need a plot?

• when will the episode of "buttsex" be aired?

• The Real Penises of Mt. Lebanon, PA.

• Something about a pair of crime-fighting nipples.

• Every morning Joe leaves his wife and children to go make gay porn all day. He's gotta make a living.

• Good job, R5.

• He runs a Nudist Colony.

• A story arc: Follow Joe as he goes to the gym to develop his scrawny chicken legs.

• The premise of the Joe Manganiello programme should be that he is an actor and a member of Exhibitionists Anonymous. Each episode he swears to keep his shirt on but somehow by the end of the episode, he's down to his skivvies.