I want him to cover my body with his urine.
I want him to mark his territory all over my skin.
I want to carry his smell on me for days afterward.
I'm glad you've raised this topic, because frankly you never tell us what you want from Jamie Bell.
Haven't you already done this thread?
And wasn't it "meh" the first time around?
It's not getting better.
I couldn't believe this when I read it. The only celebrity I have seen that close up was Jamie Bell, and he was pissing next to me in a restaurant men's room in LA. I tried subtly to peek, not successful. Then the SMELL started to come up. My God, what could he possibly have been eating!? It was like death! I actually interrupted my own stream and got out of there fast before I died myself.
He looks like he would eat canned cheese on store brand wheat wafers.
R4, the only thing I can think of that really makes pee smell is asparagus. And it is a rank odor.
R4, how big was he? Was he uncut?
R4 = Queen Bee
OP of the other thread here, r3. Just wanted to point out that I'm not the OP of this one - I guess it's supposed to be a parody of mine.
admit it though, you really do want him to piss you up
Correct, R9. People mistakenly thought that I was you. I thought I would parody your graphic thread about Jamie Bell with one of my own. Do you like it?
R4 reporting in - for purposes of my story - prominently uncut, slightly above average size and, yes, asparagusy.
What does "prominently uncut" mean?
Like when you have what is already a bit of a chubby, plus a fairly large head, and the foreskin just piles on in rolls and rolls and hangs off the end while FINALLY coming to little round pucker.