Boston commuter rail at night
Why do all the crazies sit by me? I trying not to make eye contact but I know he is going to start talking to me.
30%20more%20minutes%2C%2030%20more%20minutes- He looks like Hal Holbrook with a moustache.
- Wear earbuds/phones.
problem%20solved
- I forgot them. He keeps coughing and asking the conductor if they sprayed the cabin; it's affecting his asthma.
And he is spitting loogies into a napkin.
OP
- Taking MARTA from the Atlanta airport into town is always like this. Total crapshoot. Lots of crazies riding the rails all day long - eating Popeyes, singing, fighting, trying to engage you in deep conversation about Jesus - But the $5 round trip fare beats paying $12 a day to park at the airport when you're gone for 10 days.
- Offer to sell him your protein bar. Take the wrapper off, tell him it's heroin, and ask him for $300.
- MARTA = Moving A_______ Rapidly Through Atlanta
An old joke