The Pope wants people to call him His Holiness Benedict ....

...but we're all going to call him the Dowager Pope aren't we?

• He will now be known as the Pope Mother.

• Will be scrubbing the palace floors to earn his keep, like in the Song of Bernadette?

• If you quit the job, you don't get to keep the title and I should know...

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• I think "[italic]Rat[/italic]" suits him better.

• Call him anything you like except late for altar boy initiation.

• I'm clling him the aids infested arse pirate pedophile, bitch

• He's lucky they won't be calling him "Inmate # 362722!"

• Well, he will have the OFFICIAL title of : "Biggest disaster in the history of Popedom." He leaves a church in shambles, torn apart by scandal. Couldn't happen to a nicer guy.

• How about Mein Führer?

• No. We will just call him a boy in a dress.

  Noxeema%20Jackson

• R1 wins

• May I suggest the Pope Dowager?

• How about Eggs Benedict? Or just "Eggs"? Certainly looks like he's sucked a lot of rotten ones.

  Anonymous

• How about the Dowager Cuntess?

• Pope Nazi Kiddie Fucker, has a nice ring to it.

• Is Holy Cunt already taken?

• So after the next guy is elected pope, he'll be "his holiness." But what if they first pope, says, "I'm his holiness too." And then someone will have to decide who's holier than thou?

• I'll call him my boy as usual.

  The Dark Lord

• More like his hole-iness.

• I humbly suggest: The Un-Pope.