I'm the shaggy-haired blond actor with a swimmer's build!
Please don't make me take my shirt off in this scene, Mr. Murphy. Please...
I'm his exposed nipples.
I'm a stereotypical sassy black character who likes to roll my eyes, snap my head and say sarcastic one liners.
I'm Pepper! Remember me?
OP, just shut the fuck up and bend over. And no, I don't have a condom.
But I do care for you.
I'm ratings. I'm good in the first season and then not so much...
I'm the young gay male character who lives up to every imaginable stereotype! Watch me squeal in delight when I find the perfect pair of shoes or hear a Lady Gaga song coming on!
I'm the long-story document for the entire season that gets trashed after ep. 6., lying in pieces on the office floor.
I am the writers who write in and out Murphy's boytoys ... uhm, I mean the legit actors who fell out of Murphy's favor.
I am the celebrity guest star who gets a whole episode written around his or her guest character. That sure strokes my ego! Ryan Murphy is my best friend from now on.
I'm the preachy, hot topic SERIOUS ISSUE plotline of the week that will be forgotten by next episode.
I'm Matt Bomer.
I'm the rude, amoral, 'loveable bitch' character that takes a break from bullying every character to preach to the audience how HORRIBLE and DESTRUCTIVE bullying is.
I'm the down syndrome character who always has a cute quip.
I'm the pregnancy storyline.
I'm the annoying cunty bitch and no one ever really calls me out on it.
I'm the gay guy who is masculine and not a femme stereotype, who you will never see on any of Ryan Murphy's shows.
I'm the girls' restroom at the high school. Bitch fights and wistful stares in the mirror are my speciality.
I'm the script that started out great but has gone off the rails by the end of the first season.
I'm the shameless mugging for the wobblycam, so puerile it would make a vaudevillian roll his eyes.
I'm NeNe . Bleep.
I'm the preachy child with a pair if glasses.
I'm chest hair.
I'm not welcome on this show.
I'm the bad boy with a heart of gold.
I am the song that's for sale on itunes. Even when the show pretends that was never the intention.
I am the $25 royalty check I receive at the end of the year for the five chart-topping Glee singles I sung.
I'm Cory Monteith. I can neither sing nor dance. Well, I can't really act, either. And I'm not particularly attractive. No one buys me as a teenager. So why would Ryan Murphy even hire me to star in Glee? Oh. Right.
Cory, I like it when you sing.
"It's a beautiful night..."
I'm the aging, butterface lead who looks like he's taking a huge dump in his Dockers whenever he sings.
I'm the would-be gay storyline that is dangled in front the audience like a carrot, but never actually materializes.
I'm the Entertainment Weekly cover with aforementioned cast of adorable misfits... In a month, I line the bird cage.
Twitter has tweeted
I'm the hair gel.
He's back!!!!! Ryan Murphy has just sold another show, this time to HBO. Heres EW's take:
"How many scripted series can one man shepherd at the same time? For Ryan Murphy, at least, the answer may soon be “four.” EW has confirmed that the mastermind behind Glee, American Horror Story, and The New Normal has sold yet another pilot: Open, a “modern, provocative exploration of human sexuality and relationships” co-written with Dexter co-executive producer Lauren Gussis. HBO has ordered the pilot; Deadline first reported the sale Wednesday night."
"Oh my God. I'm back. I'm home. All the time, it was... We finally really did it ... You Maniacs! You blew it up! Ah, damn you! God damn you all to hell!"
We are switching to the new platform for The DataLounge this weekend. All of our mobile users have been using it for over a week and all first time users have been using it for about a month - which adds up to well over one million users. So we're ready to end this phase of the testing and move everybody to the new site. (more)
And yes, we've changed the look and some of how it operates.
Yes, we know you just *hate* it in well in advance.
Yes, we know we suck.
Yes, we are the biggest suckers that ever sucked.
But it was time for a change and with the huge shift to mobile it was long overdue. We've taken this opportunity not only to update the look but also make major changes under the hood (or "bonnet" if you're either British or pretentious or both). And we have to prepare for 2016 - a presidential election year where we can normally expect to see a 60% jump in traffic (yes, we've seen 5 presidential elections so far…Christ we're old).
The site has a bunch - nay, plethora - of new features which will make the site more usable: better search, the ability to ignore posters and threads, see link previews, to pick up a thread where you left off, spam and malware filtering and more.
If you want you can go explore and see for yourself, Click here.
And while running the tests we've noticed two interesting reactions to the new system - people are spending more time on the site and more people that come stay around longer and look at more stuff. Both good things. Yay!
Possibly we've not slain all the dragons and there will be issues that come up during the switchover. There's a help button in the lower right hand corner of the page which you can use to send us bug reports.
Please include as much information about the hardware (PC, Mac, Tablet, Phone etc), operating system (Windows, Mac OS, Android, iOS etc) and browser (Chrome, Safari, Opera, Internet Explorer etc) that you are using as possible to help us replicate and fix the problem.
Please note that complaints about colors, fonts, icons and the like are not "bugs" - they are design choices that we've made and we expect one or two cases of world-class bitching. But they won't actually cause headaches, scurvy, heart attacks, Restless Leg Syndrome, Morgellon's Disease or the vapors (but have your smelling salts at hand just in case).
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