I often use words like "as if", "like whatever" a lot in real life.
"I just" as in I just think we should, or I just want to ask, or I'm just emailing.
Shut the fuck up
Your not serious
We can't have nice things
Your fucking me
My friend says I drive him up the wall by always saying "you know." I don't even realize I'm saying it.
I just don't understand why people can't learn the difference between your and you're.
When you use the word, just ask yourself, do I mean "you are"? If not, use your.
That's a luxury a woman in love can't afford!
I won't qualify that relationship now!
Women that stand for such things are beneath contempt!
Whatever I'm living in, I like it!
What if I don't want him on those terms?
It's new and chic!
Oh, Stephen, what a bore!...