*BREAKING NEWS* from Iowa

Datalounge has died. It expired at 10:31 Monday morning of natural causes, in the C. Barillas Hospice in Des Moines, IA. Services will be officiated by Rabbi David Ehrenstein. Edwina will sing "Nearer, My God, To Thee". Donations of $18.00 are welcomed to pay for bandwidth. RSVP ASAP

Ellen
• Who chose the Rabbi to officiate services?