The Katy Perry thread

Love, love, love this girl! This thread is dedicated to Katy.

• Good call. This should be just as fun as the Lena Dunham threads.

• This is your idol OP. Watch this and weep for all of us:

  http://www.youtube.com/watch%3Fv%3DJDwZridNUa0

• I've been in love with her since the whipped cream shot out of her tits!

• Another great performance:

  http://www.youtube.com/watch%3Fv%3D1DR0GP2MW5M

• She split with Mayer, supposedly for real. So aside from album release stuff, she'll probably resume traveling and living large with her entourage now? Wonder how many more billions of $$ she'll make from this new era. The People mag cover caught my attention. Two things: it's weird how her "Team" obviously wanted the story to break and gain publicity, but no one cared about that relationship. Secondly, the headline was "HER BAD ROMANCE" which is almost the same as the title of a quite popular hit from Gaga, who is still technically Perry's market peer. Odd.

• She seems like a high-maintenance, annoying asshole.

• Her concert movie is playing on cable. She CANNOT SING. At all. It's laughable that they show footage of her coming up as a wannabe Alanis, singing with her guitar, when it sounds like two cats dying when she fucking sings. She also seems like an infantile, high maintenance, fundie cunt. Any sane man would run for the hills. Yeah, R5, that People cover smells like desperation. Nobody cared about the romance, why does it need a People cover? I'm guessing it's the only way to remind the public that she's still around. She hasn't released a new album in years.

• She's a shallow, unspirited phony with little talent, a smart bunch of packagers, and a very creepy personal life. Susan Boyle would be a better thread topic than this piece of twattery.

• You got to admit she has a great rack!

• [quote]She hasn't released a new album in years. It's soon arriving. :/

• KATYYYYY!!!!!!!

• Erm, OP? We only do appreciation threads here if you and a small band of stalkers are able to document your target's every move in creepy detail. See the Frank Ocean and Tom Hiddleston threads for examples.

• She makes Britney Spears seem like a musical genius in comparison.

• Baby you're a FIREWORK!!!!!

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• she has a thing for small dicks

• Mayer has bdf.

• Terrible taste in men.

• Katy Perry does propaganda videos for the US Military, supporting the US wars in 71 different countries. She is financed by the Pentagon.

• The bitch somehow found a way to work with Dr. Luke again, who's supposed to be contracted to Sony artists only. But Dr. Luke is on the way down, he fucked up pet project Ke$ha's comeback. Very samey rehash album by her, we were promised "cock pop" and just got a load of flat pop. The new Katy album is meant to be dark. Uh oh. Expect it to be like "Wide Awake" then, which was something different for her.

• R19 - Kesha's project completely crashed and burned, and you KNOW she was expecting it to be a huge hit.

• KEsha's second single, "C'Mon" debuted at number 30 on the Hot 100,[66] peaking at 27,[67] effectively ending Ke$ha's string of top-ten hits that has accumulated since her debut single "Tik Tok".[68] Other charted songs include "Thinking of You" and the album's title track, "Warrior", which peaked at 14 and 25 respectively on the Bubbling Under Hot 100 Singles chart.[69]