Why does Peggy Noonan talk like a plantation belle?

Bitch was raised in Brooklyn and New Jersey.

• Peggy is awful. Ignore her.

• Why oh why did the dems put Harold Ford out there - really, Harold Ford? Is everyone else on vacation? But back to the topic and hand, Peggy is loathsome and oh so very affected but she is so long winded that I just put the TV on mute when she talks.

• She was raised in Brooklyn but educated in Dog Patch.

• Because she has the vapors . . . gin vapors.

• You took the words right out of my mouth, R4. Although where you said gin, I was going to suggest bourbon.

• What substantiates the "Peggy is a drunk" rumors? Specifics, please.

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• She's Irish Catholic, isn't she?

• Perhaps she mythologizes the plantation era.

• Her "style" is incredibly drifty - some people have irregular heartbeats, while she seems to suffer from irregular synapse firing.

• She's spent lot of time in D. C. hobnobbing with southern Republicans. Just check out Chris Wallace's rolled vowels. I'm originally from Alabama and am a Speech Pathologist. I should know.

• She can't handle her liquour. Used to run around the white house tearing down the drapes and yelling for Rhett Reagan to carry her away. Poppy and I used to love watching her trip down the stairs after a good bender.

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• Peggy "Nooner" as all the boys at Rupert Murdock's Wall Street Journal call her, comes by her accent legitimately. It is the result of swallowing miles of southern-raised Republican cock.

• How did that work out for her, R11?

• [bold]Why does Peggy Noonan talk like a plantation belle?[/bold] I think it's because Peggy Noonan is a writer. Her way of speaking makes her feel eloquent and effective in her communication. Perhaps she should have been an actress. Whenever I see and hear her, Noonan sounds like what she really wants is to [italic]perform[/italic]. And that's basically what she does in her full-of-shit talking points for roundtable discussions.

• Harold looks like an aspyxhiating gecko. But Noonan - well, Blanche DuBois on Lithium is more the affect. And the effect.

• Try story: Peggy was asked to leave a friend's wedding because she got too drunk and was being disruptive.

• Sorry, that should be "TRUE story"

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• Peggy Noon must be about 110 by now. She's lucky she can still string a sentence. Us, not so much.

• Ooh, more details, R16. Whose wedding? Who's spreading the story?

• [quote]Peggy was asked to leave a friend's wedding because she got too drunk and was being disruptive. Who among us hasn't?