Twats on twitter

I have learned that masses of people will follow you in order to have you follow them back and if you don't, or when you do they unfollow you. At least the gay ones.

• Twitter is a ridiculous waste of time. 99.8% of the postings are pure shite.

• The straight ones too. I've had people follow me, I follow them, then they unfollow me a few days later if I don't tweet enough or if I'm not funny enough. Twitter is stupid. I prefer facebook.