I hope none of you darlings have read that drivel the spoiled fruit of my loins has foisted on my public. Mommy Dearest redux. Needless to say we aren't speaking. At least in this lifetime. I simply do not understand why she refuses to accept her earthly limitations.
The central revelation in the book is truly shocking and I could not get through it fast enough.
Care to spoil us, R1?
I would but its so scandalous that I really don't want to spoil it. You can probably find a spoiler nonlinear but I recommend you read it. I promise you that you will never look at Shirley the same afterwards. Anyone else here read it? I'm still shocked I tell you. Shocked!!!!
Online. Not nonlinear haha
Oh, just tell us. I'm never going to buy the book anyway.
Basically...her "father" was a con man who convinced shirl he was a government clone from outer space and Shirley sent him 60k a month for 30 years while charging her daughter interest on a $500 used car loan. Major cunt who sabotaged her only child at every turn.
I am heartbroken over this piece of fiction sez shirley dearest. Pick it up...highly recommended
I FEEELLL YOU REEEEEEAAAAAAAAADDDDDING!
Oh, come on, R1. Spill. I'm not going to actually read this thing.
Take this gun and give my daughter the shot!!
Imagine, keeping a man you don't even live with!
Dolly & Oprah
Shirley comes off as a mix of Aurora Greenway and Atilla the Hun. Her cruelty towards her only daughter is both shocking and scriptworthy. I'm sure the rights have been bought already because this is sensational stuff. But who will play Shirl?
Don't look at me.
[quote] useless hitch
Wasn't that a movie with Kevin James and Will Smith?