Well I guess Taylor Lautner and Patrick Schwarzenegger are fucking.

Leaving together from a Pre-Oscar party in Lautner's Fisker. Hmmm

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• If I wasn't sure about Patrick's sexuality before I certainly am now.

• Taylor's pussy now offering match making services.

• Who is the bottom I wonder...

• How do you make the leap that they're fucking? Do you have photos of them having sex or showing any affection? If you do, please share them with us. To me, it looks like two straight buds leaving a party together. Look at it this way...there have been rumors of Taylor's sexual orientation forever, and that he's been bearding with women in order to deflect those rumors. If someone is paranoid about being seen as gay, wouldn't he go to a party with a hot chick instead of another guy?

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• please die r4

• So in your world OP guys can't be friends?

• Yeah! Taylor Lautner is nailing some industry vag as we speak and we all know Patrick Schwarzenegger is a poon masta who really gets up in there! I just don't see where the gay angle comes in.

• Just two bros on a pussy hunt!

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• Could someone check my gunt, please? I think my cat's up there.

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• Whatever.

• "To me, it looks like two straight buds leaving a party together." The world of a heterosexual is a sick one... Excuse me, miss, but I have problems of my own.

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• So when the pic of them making out together gets posted, it'll be because they were just trying to turn on some chicks, right?

• those two will be responsible for a lot of squeeze offs clogging the old washing machine. I have always considered the Schwarzenegger kid quite beautiful, but I have to admit, he comes up short in cuteness next to Taylor L.

• And if girls like anything better than 2 guys making out, it's 2 guys butt-fucking!

• The truth will come out once Taylor Swift writes a song about it.

• You ALL need to mind YOUR business. Leave them ALONE!

• r12/14, from your POV, please explain to me why a guy you believe continuously beards for the paparazzi would take another guy to a function for all the world to see? Please help me understand your thought process.

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• They are most likely too careful to be seen kissing in public...they probably wait until they are well into the house/hotel/hookup pad before they tear each other's clothes off, and their naked, lean but muscular bodies tumble into bed, erect cocks wrapped up in an awkward kind of swordfight.

• sexy times!

• Taylor Lautner looks good in those photos. 'Shame about the short stubby legs though.

• That is one hot couple. Patrick is the bottom.

• [quote]And if girls like anything better than 2 guys making out, it's 2 guys butt-fucking! I've been fucking dudes in the ass since I was 14 in 1993. It's hard to keep those women satisfied, but you gotta do what you gotta do.

• So apparently Patrick is out now, whether he wants to be or not. I wonder what his father thinks.

• This seals it for me. Persistent rumors, dated a professional beard, goes to big gay parties at that big gay director's place, lunches with out gays (I forget who) is dating a pretty boy celebrity spawn, also rumored to be gay. Lautner is becoming quite handsome and less llama-like as he ages. Good for him. And what the hell is a Fisker? Might not want to know...

• They left the party to hook up with girls! They are not going out together.

• A Fisker is an electric vehicle with a beautifully sculpted body like its owner and owners boyfriend. Ashton Kutcher has one too. So does beer kid.

• Did Taylor get another nose job? He does look less llama-esque.

• They make a cute couple. I want to see the sex tape

• Justin Bieber has a Fisker

• Taylor is smizing excessively in the photo Patrick Schwarsenegger looks like Sarah Poley

• Good for them.

• Patrick does look like he smells cookies.

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• Taylor won the Razzie!!!!

• No way is Patrick gay, he comes from a very stable home life despite all the Hollywood trapings.

• Does ANYONE have the goddamn guts to simply admit they're gay and be proud of it? It's just really fucking annoying that people who are obviously gay won't just come out and admit it.

• [quote]No way is Patrick gay, he comes from a very stable home life despite all the Hollywood trapings. It happens in the best of families dear.

• cALM DIWN, AND STEP AWAY...

• I'd add that it only happens to the very best of families... Families without gays lack a certain joie de vivre.

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• R34 was your post meant to be satire? His father had an affair with the help and fathered her child. And, if only straight people come from a very stable home life I guess I've been wrong all this time about my sexuality.

• [quote]How do you make the leap that they're fucking? Do you have photos of them having sex Someone on another thread recently mentioned the same thing about Neil Patrick Harris and David Burtka. No photos of them having sex. They must be straight. Same goes for Elton John, Sam Champion, and Thomas Roberts. All straight - until we see the photos or video. That's another dose of reality for you R4.

• [quote]Patrick Schwarsenegger looks like Sarah Poley No, he's prettier than Sarah Polley -- I love her, but she's not a beauty.

  http://www.thestar.com/entertainment/movies/2013/01/08/sarah_polley_wins_100000_best_canadian_film_prize.html

• Cute couple.

• Yep. They're fucking. I think Patrick is the top. I'd bet he's hung huge and it's Tinymeat Taylor. Taylor looks hot in one of the pics and like an alien from Rodentia in another.

• Maybe OP is just not that familiar with the english language. OP, be aware: Getting a ride is not the same as getting ridden. Totally different things.

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• PS a lady

• Tay Tay is divooon. So nicely put together. Woof. And just to clarify, the Schwarzzy kid is the bottom.

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• These are just two straight lads out roaming the streets for strange! I bet they met cute when Taylor Swift introduced them as "my ex" and "my other ex." But seriously, people, if these boys are doing anything other than cruising the streets for sex with the hunnies I will eat my socks! These viril men are a collective Rock Hudson on the prowl for their respective Doris Days.

• they're just hanging out. talking about their mutual daddy issues.

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• R47 Nope. They've been together for awhile. They worked together on the movie "Grown-ups 2" I hope you enjoy eating socks!

• Taylor grew up hot. Wow. The bits of rumor I've heard about Taylor L are that though he's not out, he doesn't want to be heavily closeted or beard in any significant way, despite the heavy pressure on him from his management to do so. I have a feeling he may actually say fuck it and come out if he falls in love, especially now that the twilight bullshit is over.

• Patrick looks really cute here.

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• I do Toni k he's had a nose job. And it's excellent and he looks great. Best he's ever looked. But not the same. Not the same.

• They're as gay as gay can be.

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• They both seem gay. My guess: they're fucking each other -- and very happy about it.

• Guys, guys come on now! I think that these two are well on their way to becoming the new Pussy Posse - they remind me of Lukas and Leo so very much. Fellas, think about it: these boys aren't gay, Mary please! They are clearly focused on getting laid by some sweet vagina. In fact, I bet they were already hard getting into the car just thinking about it.

• Look at Patrick S. Does anyone really believe he's the top ? He's got the look here of 'in another hour Taylor's dick is going right up my tight ass. Mommy (or daddy)......I'm scared'

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• wow, they're very cute together

• R56 I agree. Taylor is definitely the dom in the relationship. Probably the type that calls Patrick 24/7 checking up on his every move.

• Just two bros trying to pick up a girl to spit roast while they stare deeply into each others eyes.

• Patrick looks like he is high on coke.

• Exactly, r59. Just two horndogs looking to double penetrate some fine womanly parts. So what if the action continues after the babe leaves? These read-blooded men are so secure in their heterosexuality that they have butt sex with each other just for the fun of it. Because what's straighter than imitating gay people? And what's a better impression of gay than straight up anal sex with a bud?

• I worked with Taylor though not directly. He has a lot of girl FRIENDS. A gay journalist friend of mine who frequents the LA/NY scene said he is definitely gay.

• They both look cute, Taylor looks great, actually. [quote]it's Tinymeat Taylor Apparently R43 hasn't seen photos of what Taylor is packing.

• Here in Datalounge, everyone is gay until proven straight.

• taylor looks so much better now that he's had his nose fixed.

• Now THAT's a power couple.

• R64 nails it.

• Omg these two have got to be the hottest gay power couple in history. And I'm not being facetious. Mega star and son of mega star and political dynasty. Incredible. And the amazing thing is that they're young and seem to be flaunting it. That said, a) Patrick looks frighteningly thin. I know he does yoga and exercises a lot, but he looks really skinny now compared to his earlier pics. b) I always thought Taylor was a bottom, but it's clear he's the top in this relationship. His wiki page says that he's always been into sports and martial arts, so I guess it would stand to reason... c) ANY couple seen going to Oscar parties and pre-parties are usually an item. Straight or gay. d) Taylor looks so much more mature than he used to. Definitely growing into his looks. He looks so much more mature than Patrick, even though they're a year apart. e) I thought it might just be speculation about Patrick when he was hanging around with Taylor a few months ago, and tweeting gay friendly tweets, but now this has sealed the deal for me. He's gay and they're a couple. Congrats to both of them. Be loud and proud, boys. This is the best time of your life, so enjoy!

• In those pics, Patrick looks like that ugly girl with no eyebrows in The Thompson Twins.

• Oh, and I have to clarify. I'm no fangurl. However, it just warms my heart to see two young, HIGH PROFILE gays dating each other and not giving a shit. Yes they haven't OFFICIALLY come out yet, but it's clear that Taylor's "people" won't let him because they're all leeching money off of his fame. Plus he's young, and easily influenced. Still, there they are, cozying up in front of the cameras and just living their lives, and not giving a shit. At 20 and 21 years old, this is fucking awesome. I have to compare it to people like Tom Cruise, Hugh Jackman, Bradley Cooper, Jeremy Renner, Robert Downey Jr., and all the other cowardly closet cases who are falling over themselves to avoid being thought of as... GASP!... gay. These fuckers are in their 40's and 50's and STILL cowering in the dark shadows of the closet. So I COMMEND Taylor and Patrick for being who they are, and not giving a shit. BRA-FUCKING-VO!

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• Damn, Tayor's one lucky gay! I wonder if he's Patrick's first

• I wonder what Maria Shriver thinks about this relationship? Somehow I think Arnold would probably be cool with this, as would Maria. They're seem to be very socially progressive parents. Lucky for Patrick.

• The only way Arnold would be 'cool' about it is when he is assured that his son is the total top in the relationship.

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• Wow. Some of you have a LOT invested in this, don't you?

• Good for them. They're both hot as hell.

• I would totally watch their televised wedding or read all about it in some exclusive magazine issue. That would be a total gossip blockbuster pushing Kanye and the Kardashian fame ho right to the side.

• Exactly R56. Patrick looks a little scared. Lautner has that "got me a Kennedy" look in his eyes. Nice nose job, though.

• I have it on good authority that prior to the party, the couple dined on each other's man chowder.

• [quote]those two will be responsible for a lot of squeeze offs clogging the old washing machine What the fuck is that supposed to mean?

• With his thin appearance and full lips, Patrick looks like one of these "dancing" Afghan boys used as prositutes

• Comment from the link: "all that car was missing was Joe Jonas in the back seat"

• All together now - a big effing "MARY!!!" for R68/70/72.

• Sad thing is, OP is a 50 year old man.

• Did Lautner really get a nosejob? That schnoz still looks pretty huge... Maybe his facial features are just fitting together better?

• They look about as erotic as two garden gnomes. Give me boys who look they really know what sex is about, not these anodyne twinks.

• Patiently awaiting the sex tape, which proves they're both versatile.

• [quote]With his thin appearance and full lips, Patrick looks like one of these "dancing" Afghan boys used as prositutes That is so wrong but lol Tay Tay has had some VERY tasteful nose work done. I wish they would do a reality show together or something!

• The best plastic surgery is the one where the procedure is done in tiny small steps not causing public suspicion. That way the general public thinks he simply grew into his new nose.

• Beautiful couple!

• [quote]You ALL need to mind YOUR business. Leave them ALONE! And you write these words while reading a gossip site. HUNTY, PLEASE!

• Why do people say they look coked up?

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• Dear r40, we don't actually know for sure that Patrick Harris and David Burtka have sex together or even that Elton John and David Furnish do. We do know that they are couples for certain, however, and that Sam Champion and Thomas Roberts are gay because they told us. I'm presuming on the basis of the fact that they are a couple that Patrick Harris and David Burtka do have sex together, but I can imagine that David Furnish and Elton John suffer from lesbian bed death. We do know that they are a couple, however, because they have informed the world about this. This doesn't mean that Patrick and Taylor aren't a couple, but the fact that they are seen in a car together doesn't make them either a couple or gay. R12 also shows how some people confuse the things that they invent in their head with reality: exactly which photo are you referring to? Is there a photo going around of Patrick and Taylor making out or is it something you've invented in your head?

• I am more suprised he is driving a fiskar?? Tay Tay has money to burn? I would save that Twilight money I don't think he is going to much more than that guy who played Jacob.

• Why isn't Patrick in college?

• [quote]Why isn't Patrick in college? Why isn't Patrick in ME?

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• Neither one does anything for me (too young for my taste), but would love for Arnold's kid to be gay.

• [quote] R12 also shows how some people confuse the things that they invent in their head with reality: exactly which photo are you referring to? Is there a photo going around of Patrick and Taylor making out or is it something you've invented in your head? I'm not R12, but if you think for a moment that he was suggesting that such a photo currently exists, then you have some very severe reading comprehension problems.

• College for what? to get a good job and get rich>? I f my mom was a kenndy and my dad was arnold hell I would be fucking taylor lautner, doing a whole bunch of coke, extasy and G and have a hand bag line..screw college.

• Here is the video of them living!

  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TfqiMpHqhOM

  Ha!

• No wonder straight guys are afraid to been seen together.

• I do think Taylor had a nose job too. He looks really good in these pics.

• [quote]I am more suprised he is driving a fiskar?? Tay Tay has money to burn? He earned 33 million in 2010 alone. So, yes, he has, r93.

• It'd be kind of sweet if they were a couple, and great progress. Who knows? If Taylor wants to keep making the $$, though, he's not going to come out anytime soon. But still it's sad to think you have to hide the fact you love someone.

• he's not exactly hiding it

• Taylor looks good profile, but horrible head on camera. Patrick is so girly he looks like a woman.

• Taylor is the epitome of "growing into your looks." If I ever thought he was a fugly teen, I stand corrected.

• I believe Patrick IS in college, based on his tweets.

• Look at us. We are practically salivating over images of two young most likely gay celebrities being together out and about. Now, if that's so wrong ... I so don't want to be right ever again.

• R97, you also appear to have comprehension problems. R12 imagines that it is possible that there is such a photo and uses the possibility of such a photo existing as "proof" that Taylor and Patrick make out. My point is that the possibility that such a photo exists is an invention of r12's head. If r12 doesn't think it's possible that such a photo exists, then what was the point of his post? The video at r99 shows what a professional manager of his media image Taylor is. If he was gay and in a couple with Patrick and they didn't want the media to know about it, I doubt they'd step out of a pre-Oscar party together. By the way, talking of pics, are you all still convinced that Shakira is Gerard Pique's beard?

• I don't really know who's gay or who's bearding and all of that nonsense. I'm just a gay guy who dates other gay men. However, if I were trying to hide my sexuality, which Mr. Lautner has been accused of, I wouldn't show up at a party with another dude, to raise a bunch of speculation that I was trying to stop. And also, if I were Mr. Taylor Lautner, I wouldn't date or fuck a guy who looks like a chicken, when I could have any gay man I wanted. And I do mean any gay man, despite all the protests we've heard on this site over the years.

• It's sooo transparent. I date a Kennedy, so he has to date a Kennedy.... I feel a song coming on....

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• Ricky Martin has a thing or two to tell you, R109. Shakira and her PR baby are beyond words. The kid was not more than two weeks old and was already being shilled out. Unicef baby shower? Uh, huh.

• Taylor Lautner doesn't care about the gossip here. After all, he just won a major "supporting actor" award. He was also selected for a "screen couple" award to share with Mackenzie Foy.

• Surely they would expect this will set tongues wagging. Specially with Taylor's gay rumors and all. I think this was a spontaneous, spur of the moment thing. Patrick looked like a deer caught in headlights. He seemed not really ready to be seen alone in public with Taylor. Taylor on the other hand, trying to act cool and casual about it. Like its no big deal. I would guess they are really seeing each other.

• Golden Raspberry Awards - announced Saturday at a press conference in Hollywood Worse picture: "Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 2" Worst actor: Adam Sandler, "That's My Boy" Worst actress: Kristen Stewart, "Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 2" Worst supporting actor: Taylor Lautner, "Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 2" Worst supporting actress: Rihanna, "Battleship" Worst screen ensemble: Cast of "Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 2" Worst director: Bill Condon, "Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 2" Worst remake, ripoff or sequel: "Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 2" Worst screen couple: Mackenzie Foy and Taylor Lautner, as Renesmee and Jacob, in "Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 2" Worst screenplay: "That's My Boy"

• Taylor Lautner is starting to look like Tom Cruise.

• I think Taylor will come out within the next few years everyone knows already and it will be the only way for him to get any attention. He seems to be carrying himself with a confidence and ease as opposed to the forced Tom Cruise grin.

• [quote]Why isn't Patrick in college? You don't need college when you come from that kind of money. Patrick will never have to work a day in his life.

• Patrick is in college. USC.

• It's a shame about Taylor's short, stubby legs.

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• They don't look that stubby when they're up in the air.

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• I wonder if they are part of the gay mafia with Colton Haynes, Shawn Pyfrom, Chace Crawford, JC Chasez and Matthew Morrison.

• R122 They're part of a better gay mafia, the Taylor Swift's exes.

• You know, it's equally likely that Patrick looks all "deer in the headlights" because he's thinking, "Oh, shit, now everyone will think I'm gay and we're fucking" as it is that he's thinking, "Oh, shit, now everyone knows we're a couple." Maybe he's straight, and just picked the wrong costar to catch a ride with.

• They got to know each other last June/July when they were filming 'Grown Ups 2' in Massachusetts. They've also been seen playing football and going to Lakers basketball games.

• [quote]Patrick looks all "deer in the headlights" because he's thinking, "Oh, shit, now everyone will think I'm gay and we're fucking" as it is that he's thinking, "Oh, shit, now everyone knows we're a couple." Maybe he's straight, and just picked the wrong costar to catch a ride with. This is exactly what happened in this moment!

• That clip from R99 shows how how he is such a nice guy taking time out for his fans to sign and take pics.

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• Fantasy time here at DL. Maybe they are both gay. Maybe they are fucking. But these pictures are proof of nothing.

• Neither one has gone out with Taylor Swift, todays Winona Ryder. They must be gay.

• [quote]Maybe they are both gay. Maybe they are fucking. But these pictures are proof of nothing. Exactly, R128. Now, we would appreciate your list of same-sex celebs who have been photographed fucking. Obviously that's the proof you require so we hope you'll share.

• R130, you're right, getting into a car together is sufficient proof that they are fucking each other.

• Taylor Lautner has the biggest case of gay face I've ever seen in my life. That boy is gay, gay, gay. Patrick has gay face, too. Not as much as Taylor, though. R4, the reason they would be seen together is because of people like you, using the reasoning that you are using. Really, it's called hiding in plain sight.

• R131 Of course not. That's not the point being made (at least to me). Instead it implies that they have a "close" relationship. However anyone wants to define "close" is up to them.

• Are you kidding Patrick is so F E M M E It is ludicrous. No wonder Arnie disowned him.

• [quote]getting into a car together is sufficient proof that they are fucking each other. You're the one who is making that claim. I certainly don't agree. Now, please get us your photo list that was requested.

• Gosh, I came of age twenty years too late. I didn't have a boyfriend or anybody for that matter at Taylor / Patrick's age...sigh....

• They just made a film together. Perhaps someone clever can think of reason other than "fucking" why they might share a ride to a party? Patrick is not "disowned." He hangs out with his father. Patrick did not "date" Taylor Swift. That was his cousin Connor. But Taylor Lautner did.

• [quote]Patrick did not "date" Taylor Swift. Not true. She breezed through Patrick before she jumped on his cousin.

• Gentlemen, please! The only couple these boys are a part of is a couple of playa plays who are out scouting the local scene for hotties to bone. These boys are ready to fuck the front hole, if you know what I mean (vagina, for those who don't know what I mean).

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• what movie is patrcick shriver shooting? didn't even know he was acting.

• No--That was just media speculation when they were seen together with his cousin. The media did not imagine she's be with a teenager.

• Can some make a poll of what they did after the party ^_^. Please... TIA!

• His name is Patrick Schwarzenegger and he is in "Grown Ups 2."

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• Your wish is my command, r142:

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• [quote]The only couple these boys are a part of is a couple of playa plays

  http://www.youtube.com/watch%3Fv%3De-i7rz9CsIM

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• Thank you R144!

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• Some of the fangirls here are not smart. Honestly, you don't understand the wit and wisdom in this place. Have you ever heard of sarcasm? R12 is JOKING, he is putting himself in the place of a fangirl. I can't believe it's even possible to be this dumb. Ugh. It's easy to recognize fangirls when they can't see which posts are parodies and which are not. As for Taylor and Patrick. I'm not sure if they're together or not, although I would say it's likely. I think it's highly likely that they're both gay. Someone in another thread said Taylor's on/off again high school sweetheart is his beard. He was the first he came out to and she's in on it. Of course this could all be a lie. I have no idea if it's true or not, BUT I could see something like this being close to reality. Which brings me to my next point.. The official line is that he DOES have a girlfriend (although she's most likely a beard imo). And that's why he can be seen with Patrick without raising suspicion. Both Taylor and Patrick are "officially straight", the only people who will think anything else are gays, and I doubt Tay Tay's handlers think of the gays as a threat. Fangirls have a lot of power, and they would just laugh it off. Nobody would believe it anyway. Last but not least.. I'm pretty sure Taylor had a nose job, but he looks incredible! It's a very nice nose job. It's subtle, it's hardly even noticeable. I was always skeptical of Taylor's potential nose job. I think it will be fine if they don't make it too small, it has to look real. Patrick looks terrified in that video that was posted. I have no idea why, maybe he's just shy and the paps and amount of fangirls got him scared. Who knows.. I do agree though that he looks kinda skinny. And yeah, like I said.. both him and Taylor are probably gay imo.

• Old Patty Shrive looks very coked up for a hot night with the lay-dees.

• Taylor Swift went out with Patrick S. in California. When he was in Mass. for the film, she went up there, met his cousin, and bought a McMansion across the street from the Kennedy compound.

• Patrick = Ronnie

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• [quote] To me, it looks like two straight buds leaving a party together. Oh, my sides.

• Well, to me it looks like two bottoms going on a top hunt after a frustrating evening at a party.

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• Definite nosejob. A+ job. Still has the unusual nose, but it no longer looks like a pig nose.

• Pic from today... No Pat at this event. Does it really look like he had a nose job?

  http://www.justjared.com/photo-gallery/2818372/liam-hemsworth-taylor-lautner-grey-goose-pre-oscars-party-07/fullsize/

• R154, yes, it used to be really flat and square before.

• Gurl...Tay Tay looks like he had a loong night. On top of Patty!

• Patrick's hole is sore and squishy, but his hormones won't let him take a night off.

• I guess it's possible that he had a nosejob, but that nose is still fucking massive... It must have been a very slight one. I know I'm in the minority, but I actually like his nose the way it is.

• Did you see the beginnings of chest hair in R154's picture? He's going to turn into a hairy man as he continues to age.

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• Before/after pic of Taylor's nose

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• Still looks pretty blobbish to me and it'll only grow with age. He's probably going to continue to file it down incrementally.

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• I just kinda wanna see 'em fuck.

• Wow, Taylor really tries hard to look like the Hemsworth bros (who get all those great blockbuster action roles). He should get a goldstar for 'trying hard' on his nose. Personally I like him more when he's clean and dapper looking.

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• I like his nose, its very masculine. He will be like Jennifer Grey if he changes it too much at this point in his career.

• Two attractive young men hanging out in hollywood.....yea they're fucking.

• He didn't have a nose job you ninnies. His face has changed. He's gotten older. It's called aging. Some of you should be licensed before you're allowed to post on the internet.

• I kept avoiding this thread until I realized it was Taylor LAUTNER and not Swift. Thanks for the fantasy material, OP, but that's about what it is - DL fantasy.

• Man, Lautner has the most beautiful skin on a man have ever seen. Does he wear concealor?

• R167, and unless you're Taylor or Patrick, how could you possibly know? Exactly. Maybe they're not fucking, maybe they are. But you don't know any more than we do. And if you hate the idea of them fucking so much you're on the wrong website buddy. This is a gossip board. Deal with it.

• Gossip and fantasy are not the same things.

• For someone who wasn't paying attention, what was the blind item that people have mentioned might relate to Lautner and Patrick S?

• R167 = Latitia Malgrove of Dacron, Ohio, still belching her fish sticks from Friday night.

• I think Lautner is inching his way out of the closet. He had to know appearing with Patrick would bring all the rumors back down on him. I can totally imagine them together.

• I guess I could imagine Lautner teaching the up and coming Patrick how to put down some serious mack on the sweeties and boos of the local area. You just know Lautner has some wilde pussy stories to tell and some advice to give to a nubile newbie like Patrick. In fact, Taylor is a walking, breathing Karma Sutra of the slit.

• This thread is one big hash brownie for the basement dwelling set.

• So two rather e-ff-eminate straight men are out together on a Saturday night expecting not to arouse commentary in a town that traditionally closets gay actors. Alrighty.

• How many of you guys on this thread are over 40?

• Who was Tay Tay's boyfriend before this?

• They should crash the Oscars and kiss onstage.

• They hang out a lot. Back in January they went to a game with Connor Cruise and Cory Monteith. :-)

  http://www.justjared.com/2013/01/18/taylor-lautner-patrick-schwarzenegger-lakers-game-guys/

• A Fisker is - as "Muchinfuch" the emcee at the Follies Burlesque in Kansas CIty used to say, with just the slightest hint of a French accent - the quintessential "pussaaaaay wagggoooon".

  Kansas%20boy

• BUT THEY WERE TOGETHER INA CAR!!!! OF COURSE THEY ARE FUCKING!!! IT'S OBVIOUS, OBVIOUS!!!!

• So are they hitting up the Oscar parties tonight?

• So were they out last night?

• "He didn't have a nose job you ninnies. His face has changed. He's gotten older. It's called aging" Please, your nose doesn't magically change shape when you get older. Why are people so dedicated to proving that certain stars haven't had plastic surgery? It's Hollywood - everyone has something done "BUT THEY WERE TOGETHER INA CAR!!!! OF COURSE THEY ARE FUCKING!!! IT'S OBVIOUS, OBVIOUS!!!!" If he were in a car with a pretty FEMALE starlet, straight people would say they were dating. Why do gays get lectured about "wishful thinking" but not straights? Weird to see this kind of thinking on a GAY BOARD.

• So this is the 2nd time they have been photographed together. We had a thread on them about a year ago when they were seen playing football together. They seem to have become friends.

• [quote]If he were in a car with a pretty FEMALE starlet, straight people would say they were dating. Why do gays get lectured about "wishful thinking" but not straights? Weird to see this kind of thinking on a GAY BOARD. If they both were out gay men, you'd have a point, but they're aren't, so you don't.

• [quote]Patrick is not "disowned." He hangs out with his father. True. Patrick still has a good relationship with his Dad. They were photographed together recently. I think there was an article about them in the UK Daily Mail. If Patrick is gay, I wonder if Arnold knows? Arnold did come around to supporting gay marriage at the end of his term as Governor and probably has a lot of gay friends in show biz, but it might still be an adjustment if his son turns out to be gay.

• [quote]Arnold did come around to supporting gay marriage at the end of his term as Governor and probably has a lot of gay friends in show biz Arnold peddled his ass to older gay men to get where he is, please.

• Who are all the guys screaming at Taylor to sign their photos in the video? Are they gay fans?

• [quote]True. Patrick still has a good relationship with his Dad. They were photographed together recently. I think there was an article about them in the UK Daily Mail. [quote]If Patrick is gay, I wonder if Arnold knows? Arnold did come around to supporting gay marriage at the end of his term as Governor and probably has a lot of gay friends in show biz, but it might still be an adjustment if his son turns out to be gay. Didn't Patrick briefly change his name to Shriver after his father's dalliance with the maid became public? I think he tweeted being distressed about the situation. Anyway, it came off them that he was firmly in Maria's corner. I was going to say "I can't imagine a father who's pulled that kind of shit with the family would hold being gay against his son." But, you never know.

• Look at Patrick hiding in the car while Taylor signs autographs:

  http://www.youtube.com/watch%3Fv%3DTfqiMpHqhOM

• Patrick looks really skittish in the video at R192 - like, 'Is it okay for us to be seen together? Are we busted?'

• RE 193 - Refer to # 56. Thats the skittish look is about.

  BDF

• Let's try that again, R194 -- the right way -- so that people don't have to go back a few pages to see what you are referencing: R193 - refer to R56. That's what the skittish look is about.

• r187, you're the one who doesn't have a point. Who cares that they aren't openly gay? Most gay people in Hollywood are not out.

• "Please, your nose doesn't magically change shape when you get older." It did for Michael Jackson.

• Patrick did look skittish, I think it was more like, WTF? people are screaming Taylor's name, acting like they know him....I want to get inside....

• Inside Taylor's ass, r198.

• Just now reading this thread. R4 has what appears to be the lone voice of reason here. If Taylor was fucking someone as high-profile as Arnold Schwarzenegger's son, there is NO FUCKING WAY there would be photographic evidence of them TOGETHER, EVER, PERIOD. Do you bitches recall ever seeing Tammy Cruise photographed with one of his boytoys? Didn't think so. You're making a big to-do about absolutely nothing. The only thing flaming in these photos is the Fisker (seriously - the batteries have a tendency to explode, hence the reason the company is now out of business).

• "If Taylor was fucking someone as high-profile as Arnold Schwarzenegger's son, there is NO FUCKING WAY there would be photographic evidence of them TOGETHER, EVER, PERIOD. Do you bitches recall ever seeing Tammy Cruise photographed with one of his boytoys? Didn't think so." Taylor Lautner isn't Tom Cruise

• [quote]Do you bitches recall ever seeing Tammy Cruise photographed with one of his boytoys? Eh, Taylor is not Tammy. So, not necessarily an apt comparison.

• Tay isn't Tom Cruise, but he sure reminds me of him. Tay, like Tom, is clearly a cum fu master of the pussay.

• Right, R200, because the Kennedys never, ever run around getting papped. Never.

• Tom Cruise is seriously paranoid though. I had a friend who knew him prior to TC becoming famous. My friend told me about the one time he saw TC losing his shit b/c he was afraid of getting outed. My friend's roommate (TC's ex-bf) had pictures of Cruise in his apt. TC was on the cusp of fame and went off in front of my friend about his ex-bf having pictures of him. He was demanding that his ex give him all the pictures (none of which were incriminating in any way) he had of Tom. I believe what my friend saw (he's respected in his field-the sciences, he used to be a dancer). Lautner isn't in that realm of lunacy. He openly admitted to having dinner with a bunch of known pink gay mafia guys from Hollywood (e.g. gay directors/producers). He'd probably be the type who'd hang out with a guy he really cares about without sweating possible rumors. His people might have more issues with it. There are rumors out there anyway, thus why should he limited hanging out with a guy he likes. It's like Lance Bass hanging out with good looking guys before he got outed. Everyone suspected but since it was two guys hanging out, no one was going to out him until he was ready. It's not like Lautner is going to get drunk and start macking on his boyfriend. As mentioned, if Lautner was driving a car with a female passenger, Us Weekly would be blaring that they were dating. Thus, it's not so crazy that gay men AND Twilight fangirls would think that it's possible Taylor and Patrick S. are dating. Based on what I've read, the Taylor L. fangirls are the one's who really think it's happening and the one's that post about it. They don't seem to care beyond thinking that both guys are hot.

  won%27t%20assume%2C%20but%20acknowledge%20the%20possibility

• There's been rumors about both of these guys for a while now especially with Taytay. Why wouldn't we assume that they are actually together?

• [quote]If he were in a car with a pretty FEMALE starlet, straight people would say they were dating. Why do gays get lectured about "wishful thinking" but not straights? Weird to see this kind of thinking on a GAY BOARD. Exactly! If it's a male and female, people assume they're dating. There's no reason to think otherwise when it comes to two guys in Hollywood. They're dating!!!!!

• You have to scroll down a bit... but check out his blue shoes! (Vanity Fair Oscars Party LA -- 24 February 2013)

  http://www.fmforums.co.uk/forums/index.php%3Fs%3D15c14e2a962d07862b6090fd223930b8%26showtopic%3D155718

• Here he is again (Jimmy Kimmel Live LA -- 24 February 2013)

  http://www.fmforums.co.uk/forums/index.php%3Fshowtopic%3D155719

• They make a cute couple.

• Envision this: Who do you see Taylor looking like 60 years from now? Burt Reynolds with his pulled-back face and rug.

• I'm sorry, but's it's very hard to envision Taylor as a top, after seeing this. However, compared to Patrick, I guess it's plausible. Still... yikes!

  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j1rBdmsF_LU

  double-headed dildo, anyone?

• He looks super cute. Like he's in love.

• OMFGIH, R213. Gaygaygaygaygaygaygay. Let it be uttered. Let it be sung.

  We%20love%20your%20faggy%2C%20queeny%2C%20ass%2C%20Taylor.%20Now%20come%20on%20o

• Am I the only one who thinks that openly gay Taylor Lautner has a bigger chance to become a star than 'for crying out loud butch it up, will ya?' closet case Taylor Lautner?

• Openly gay TL would gain me as a fan. He was adorable in R212, whereas I've hardly paid attention to "butch" Taylor. Whether he'd lose all his straight fangirls if he came out, though, therein lies the rub.

• R212 Talking about Aubrey Hepburn really let the mary out of him. Flailing hands, head snap, GURL!

• r212 - I had only seen this in gif form before; the fact that he's talking about Audrey Hepburn makes it even better.

• I heard that Patrick got a sit-down with Maria and she even had Arnold there for solidarity. It was about both the safety issues and avoiding dope since he's running with the bulls now, but also the need for discretion since he doesn't need a reputation without knowing where he wants his life to go. They also are concerned he's being manipulated, because Lautner is not mature for his age and just comes at the guys he likes like gangbusters. They don't trust his judgment.

• [quote]They don't trust his judgment. But they trust their own judgement by being marrying each other in the first place? This has 'be what WE want you to be or suffer the consequences' written all over it. Or maybe I am just projecting. The only angle that would make the parents sound nice and concerned about him is if this was about Taylor's closet case status which he has to uphold for career reasons and it may give Patrick self worth and confidence issues if he has to remain Taylor's dirty little secret.

• People on this thread are right.. we have no proof that they're together. But I'm gonna go with my gut feeling, and my gut feeling tells me that they are. Of course you're allowed to your own opinion, and if you don't think they're together, that's fine. But I obviously disagree. I just get a dating vibe from them.. it's hard to explain. And no.. it's not just wishful thinking. Both have had gay rumors surrounding them, both ping to high heavens and they've been seen together on many occasions. Yep, they're fucking.

• All I'll say is that you don't go cruising for chicks with your best buddy in a two seater car.

• Taylor is def gay... The vibe is just too strong for him not to be lol

• Taylor's sexuality just breaks glass its so obvious lol. Patrick that haircut is sending a message too.

• Taylor is soooooo cuuute.

• Taylor's queeness just vibrates anywhere he goes he's def NOT straight. Patrick maybe gay or questioning. I don't know if Arnold would support that. Though I don't think Arnold is a homophobe at all.

• Dirty minds think dirty things even when there is no evidence to support the lurid imaginations.

• In Hollywood, friends need to stick together! And Taylor Lautner should be awfully happy to have some who follow that rule. The Twilight hunk almost got caught in a cougar trap while at a pre-Oscar party if it weren’t for his good friend Chord Overstreet. Sam Evans to the rescue! While you’d think Taylor and his buff bod could handle things just fine, it apparently took a Glee star to help him wiggle his way out of the cougar den as a source revealed: “Taylor just turned 21, but that didn’t stop a drunk blonde that looked to be twice his age from trying to hit on him. She had him cornered on the patio and poor Taylor looked so uncomfortable. Luckily Chord Overstreet swooped to his rescue and simply dragged him away from the prowling cougar.” Phew! Close call! Our little werewolf friend is going to have to work on his escape skillz if he plans to survive in Hollywood. Because at just 21 years old, he's got many more years of cougar attacks coming his way!

  http://perezhilton.com/2013-02-25-taylor-lautner-chord-overstreet-cougar-loving-pre-oscar-party%23.US0JSjfGjE0

• Taylor and Chord. mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

• Oprah asking him, "If you were choosing the ideal woman for yourself, who would that be?" LOL

  http://www.youtube.com/watch%3Fv%3DfNepvB619h0

• That Perez article is a scream. I'm sure Chord wanted Taylor's cute ass for himself.

• [quote][R187], you're the one who doesn't have a point. Who cares that they aren't openly gay? Most gay people in Hollywood are not out. The point is if you see a male and female and you assumed they were straight and dating you have an excellent chance of being correct on the straight part. Since it is less common for a man and woman to go out together at night, just the two of them, if they are not dating, you'd have go reason to at least speculate that they are dating. If you see two men and assumed they were both gay and dating, the odds are quite small. People go out with friends of the same sex all the time. Therefore, it is not a double standard to react differently to a man and woman together than to two men. It is logical.

• [quote]If you see two men and assumed they were both gay and dating, the odds are quite small. That's true -- for Podunk, USA -- unless you're looking at two male hairdressers or two male florists. We're discussing guys in Hollywood. They're not in Podunk. In Hollywood, it's like we're looking at two male hairdressers from Podunk.

• Is Patrick definitely using his dad's last name again? I had heard they'd patched things up but, for a while, he was going by Patrick Shriver. It may have had to do with the affair with the maid but some BI from that time implied that the unnamed dad was unhappy with the son's sexuality.

• His Twitter account name was Patrick Shriver at the time of the scandal, but I'm not sure that it wasn't always Patrick Shriver. It is no Patrick Schwarzenn--whatever. That's the only evidence of a name change.

• ^now

• Good for him, young Hollywood, a beautiful thing. He does nothing for me but is hot I suppose. Though he issued a gay denial in a magazine, what I like about this kid is that he doesn't try and hide it. He clearly wants to come out but couldn't, now Shitlight is over maybe we'll hear it.

  http://www.youtube.com/watch%3Fv%3DfNepvB619h0

• Whether they're fucking or not, these 2 are gay as a goose. They're either boyfriends or girlfriends at this point.

• [quote]Taylor Lautner isn't Tom Cruise And it's not 1983.

• There is really no basis on which to form such a solid opinion about Patrick. I'd say the jury is having lunch. Thai. Yum.

• [quote]There is really no basis on which to form such a solid opinion about Patrick. I'd say the jury is having lunch. Thai. Yum. Exhibit "A" is Patrick. The gay council has no further questions and rests its case.

• Re: the above discussion on whether Taylor & Patrick are a couple I can't conclude yet whether they are a couple or whether Patrick is gay because I don't have enough information about Patrick. What we do know though is that Taylor is obviously gay. Therefore, there are only 2 real possibilities: 1. Patrick is just a straight friend of Taylor's who sometimes hangs out with him since they got to know each other working on the same movie last Summer and people are reading way too much into this. 2. Patrick is gay too and has been involved with Taylor since they worked together on the movie last Summer, or is gay and is just a gay friend of Taylor's.

• Couldn't they just be friends ... with benefits?

• No r6, that's a power bottom couple...

• R227, you ARE attempting to be funny, rather than displaying homophobic assholery, righty? Hard to tell, even with you R228 post following it.

• R228 I'm so glad someone saved him from that cougar. Guys his age hate them.

• These two are fucking.

• I think Patrick will have to tell his father that they were only buying coke.

• How do you know, R247?

• Because R212

• What, R250?

• Why do people assume Patrick is a bottom?

• [quote]Maria Shriver & Patrick Schwarzenegger attend Staples Center in LA

  http://www.youtube.com/watch%3Fv%3Dd4DBMhBTM8A

• Patrick seems like nice, normal kid caught up in a weird lifestyle that permits gawking on the children of the famous and fucked. And for having a father who promotes gawking on the famous for being such a sociopath. I hope he has enough love and guidance to help him out. I know, MARIA. Regardless, I hope he feels no pressure to be who he is.

• [quote]Regardless, I hope he feels no pressure to be who he is. How did I ever manage to write this? I just hope he uses his position and privilege *to be who he is*. That's what I meant, rather than sounding like an idiot...

• Let's be honest here - we don't actually know whether he is gay.

• Patrick posts childhood photo to discourage gay rumors

  http://instagram.com/p/WSVG7Zlzfg/

• [quote]Patrick posts childhood photo to discourage gay rumors How does posting childhood photos "discourage gay rumors"? Just wondering..

• r257, LOL! r212 just answered everyone's suspicions. Damn, dumb folk!

• How does R212 answer everyone's questions? We already knew that Taylor was gay. Taylor's flaming hands don't tell us whether PATRICK is gay or whether they're a couple.

• Guilt by association

  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Association_fallacy

• So we're assuming Patrick is gay because Taylor is gay? It's a possibility, but not a certainty.

• r262, it's gossip. We know it, do you? There's no need for you to lecture us about possibility vs. certainty. Either get off your high horse or ride away and leave us the fuck alone.

• Yeah, r263, but what if it's wrong? I thought gossip was about possibilities not about absolutes. If it's about possibilities then other possibilities should be certainties too, and the possibility of the gossip being wrong should also be allowed.

• R264, Patrick is not guilty by association, he is guilty by gay face.

• r264, When it comes to gossip nothing is for certain as long it remains gossip. I very much agree with you that in order to have a discussion there must be two opposing sides and while I believe these two are gay and fucking for sure you are on the opposite side and believe that at least one of them may not be gay and they are likely not fucking each other. And in Datalounge history nothing keeps a thread more alive than that type of discussion where people present evidence for either side (which gets torn to shreds or dismissed by the opposing side for all kinds of reasons).

• Exactly, R265. Some people here think we're just assuming they're fucking because Taylor is gay, so that must mean Patrick is gay too. Umm.. no, that's not why. Like you said, Patrick has gay face.

• I wish the media would pick up on their dating, or at least label it a bromance. If it was a young woman that either of these two were with, people would assume they were dating. Anyway, they are both very attractive and basically the "A gays" of their generation.

• [quote]Patrick has gay face That's open to interpretation. And it's important to keep a couple of things in mind. Patrick has said in the past that he likes girls. He has also said he plans to have kids. Sounds more like a straight guy to me.

• r269 - Have you ever met a straight 19-year-old guy? I'll bet he wasn't talking about having kids.

  And%20I%20like%20girls%20too.%20Just%20not%20doing%20sex%20with%20them.

• R70 I agree completely. And what a cute couple these two make

• Looks like Tay Tay has a thing for cougars. Sort of negates the gay rumors, dontchathink?

  http://perezhilton.com/2013-02-25-taylor-lautner-chord-overstreet-cougar-loving-pre-oscar-party

• Taylor is totes straight. Here he is throwing around the ol' pigskin:

  http://www.gaytrixgallery.com/gallery/displayimage.php%3Falbum%3Dlastup%26cat%3D0%26pid%3D54689%23top_display_media

• yep, he's actually quoted as saying "J'adore footall."

  http://www.disneydreaming.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/Taylor-Lautner-Funny-Or-Die.jpg

• R270, here's the interview where he says he is going to share his family's values with his kids.

  http://www.youtube.com/watch%3Fv%3DXRNBMGPJPuA

  R269

• Isn't saying "j'adore" the same as saying I love the cock up the butt

• Who are those football players with Taylor Lautner? He looks like a twink in one of those 'white boy gets gangbanged by 5 black cocks' gay pornos.

• R277 It looks like from his movie he did with Patrick (Grown Ups 2)

• r277, I have wood just thinking about Tay Tay getting penetrated by all the big black penis surrounding him in that photo!

• R279 I'm sure Taylor was getting hard thinking the same thing too.

• Is Taylor's hole still virgin?

  Patrick%20S.

• You would know more than anyone else besides DLB

• It's possible that Taylor and Patrick are only into oral at this point.

• I hope they record their first fuck and put it up on sharethatboy.

• "Enjoying the Arnold classic once again. Hundreds of thousands of people pouring into the expo" Nothing like taking in the view of ripped men in tight bikinis all day (I'm kidding... I think)

  https://twitter.com/PSchwarzenegger/status/307928916046262272

• Patrick's background picture in his twitter looks like he's in some gay rave.

• Maybe, R283. But my bet is that Taylor is the top, even though he's usually a bottom. I think he's mostly dominating in this relationship. He's confident and secure in himself. Patrick on the other hand looks insecure and shy, maybe he's just come out, or is in the experimenting phase.

• I like the cute blond twink on Patrick's left, R286, but it looks like there is a girl standing behind them.

• : )

• Taylor is looking good...

  http://www.fmforums.co.uk/forums/index.php%3Fs%3D133101b111c7d00b4537259e44f05bcf%26showtopic%3D155965

• R200, not out of business, at least not yet.

• R222, 4 door, 4 seats. And they're gay.

• TayTay looked better when he was a bit more muscular. He's just a tad too waifish now.

• R290 It's nice to see Gays and Lezzies getting along so well.

• The more interesting story is that Patrick was at Taylor's birthday party.

  http://radaronline.com/exclusives/2013/03/while-robs-away-k-stew-will-play-kristen-stewart-accused-of-making-a-move-on-patrick-schwarzenegger/

• Taylor and Patrick have been hanging around a lot the past few months since they're starring in a movie together. They've been to a few basketball games drooling over the sweaty players and there's also pics of them playing 2 hand grope football.

• Are they just friends, or is something else going on? Now that I've seen the photos of Patrick going to the Oscars with Taylor as well as the article about Patrick coming to Taylor's birthday, I'm beginning to wonder.

• Taylor & Patrick on the field a few months ago:

  http://cdn04.cdn.justjared.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/lautner-patrick/taylor-lautner-patrick-schwarzenegger-football-fun-03.jpg

• More from the field:

  http://cdn02.cdn.justjared.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/lautner-patrick/taylor-lautner-patrick-schwarzenegger-football-fun-13.jpg

• And here:

  http://www.beautifulballad.org/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/foot2.jpg

• And here:

  http://www.beautifulballad.org/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/foot2.jpg

• Patrick looks like a major dork and the chin situation doesn't make him exactly hot looking in profile angles. Taylor really should do better. Is Colton Haynes single or is the thing with Shawn Pyfrom exclusive with no guys on the side?

• R275, in that video, when Patrick says he's going to have kids I don't think he's trying to make some great statement about heterosexuality and family values. He is at a Project360 charity fashion event, which he helped start, he's being asked about his famous family and his grandparents and parents and does he want to follow in their footsteps, etc. and so is just saying that his grandparents passed their Kennedy and Special Olympics values on to his mum and she passed them on to him and he'll pass them on to his kinds. That said, I don't necessarily think he's gay because some people thinks he "looks" gay in certain photos. He may be but he might not be.

• Does Tay Tay have a little porn-stache in those football pictures (r300 etc.)? In any case he looks like an absolute predator. I no longer believe he's a bottom.

• There were rumors about Patrick and K-Stew and now Patrick is saying that he wants family. I have no idea what's going on. Either he's gay and going back into the closet, or maybe he was never out in the first place, who knows.. or he could be experimenting.. but isn't he a bit old to still be doing that? or he's bisexual. He could like both men and women, he wouldn't be the first actor to swing both ways. Or *gasp* he might be straight, despite the circumstantial evidence saying otherwise. My view on it though is that he's gay and bearding up. Honestly.. he's starring in some new movies, and being seen with Taylor, who is widely known to be gay, can't be good for his career.. whether they're fucking or not. I find it suspicious that this article with Kristen Stewart came out just shortly after Patrick was spotted with Taylor at some party and rumors ensued about his sexuality. The timing makes it suspicious. Whatever Patrick's sexuality is.. it still doesn't change Taylor's sexuality. That boy is gay, gay gay. I don't buy the rekindled romance with his childhood sweetheart, lol. More like she being his beard maybe.

• Taylor looks like a shrunken and anorexic Dean Cain in those football pictures.

• Shirtless modeling photo of Patrick:

  http://oceanup.com/sites/default/files/imagecache/main_pic/images/Patrick%20schwarzenegger%20shirtless.jpg

• "anorexic" r306? You must be fat as fuck.

• r306, Dean Cain was always kind of fit fat, so yeah in comparison to Dean Cain Taylor does look anorexic.

• R307 If they bleached his hair, he'd look something like Will. If you are asking "Will who?" just check out any of the Freddie Smith threads.

• So do you think Taylor is getting a piece of that?

• yes

  Taylor

• He would, R310. I kind of like the way he looks.

  Will%20Horton

• Good god those are two ugly men.

• I kind of like Patrick Shriver, but Tay Tay, yeah, it's always bewildered me how the world went so mad for him. I wouldn't have cast him in an infomercial, let alone a vampire series. If there were a need for half-human/half-llama characters, he'd be top of the list, but otherwise...

• 315, I want to express my thanks for finally answering my long-burning question: Of what or whom does Taylor Lautner remind me? Yes, a llama. Again, many thanks.

• R316 We do what we can.

  R315

• Patrick likes brushing his hair back with his hand a lot. Anyone else noticed?

  http://www.malecelebnews.com/wp-content/images/2011/09/Patrick-Schwarzenegger-sighting-at-Brentwood-Country-Mart-in-California-01.jpg

• Another example:

  http://www.malecelebnews.com/wp-content/images/2013/02/Patrick-Schwarzenegger-Sighting-with-His-Dad-in-California-03.jpg

• And here:

  http://cdn02.cdnwp.celebuzz.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/09/09/Taylor-Lautner-and-Patrick-Schwarzenegger-Film-Grown-Ups-2-11-682x1024.jpg

• And here:

  http://images5.fanpop.com/image/photos/25600000/Patrick-Schwarzenegger-Lunch-Date-with-Mom-Dad-patrick-schwarzenegger-25638995-890-1222.jpg

• They're both so gay, and so cute. I hope their inevitable sex tape leaks soon.

• I wonder if there is a very extra level of intimacy for Patrick's lover to be allowed to touch his hair? Could be this huge thing, like it's ok to suck each others' cum and rim each others' asses but the hair is still off limits?

• I'd pay $1000 for that sex tape and still feel like I got it for a steal.

• We don't know for sure that they are having sex.

• Lautner's looking kind of scraggly and dirty in some of these pictures.

• r325, yes we do know that they are having sex. Why? Because we were also once young hot twinks who used to hang out with and have sex with other young, hot twinks. We liked clubbing, grooming, fashion, and theatrics. You would generally not see us at the fishing hole or the construction site. We only go out with girls (hags, models, or Lezbos) or attend LA Lakers games when other people are watching. We are exploring each others' bodies for the first time and it is so fucking hot that we cum together in under five minutes. We do this five times per day. But we aren't "fucking" yet because we've barely finished puberty and we aren't ready to stick our fingers or our wee-wee's into each others' poo-poo holes yet, cuz that's like totally gross (or not? we aren't sure yet. It looks hot in porn, but... we're like not really THAT Gay). So, that is how we know for sure what we are doing/have done. Got it yet, r325?

• Some of you are VERY invested in this.

• The school marm at r328 is exhibit A as to why this site has gone to hell. It's gossip. It's fun. You're here for what? Data? An actual lounge so you can take a nap? Lighten up.

• R327, it's also possible that they are just into oral. Not all of us are obsessed with anal, you know.

  R325

• .

• Twinky shirtless Patrick:

  http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-YTyAnnQ-2uw/UBeO7MOpzsI/AAAAAAAACpU/5vSwMSaROyQ/s1600/Patrick-Schwarzenegger+%282%29.jpg

• Taylor hitting the batting cages with Kristen Stewart LA -- 12 March 2013 LOL

  http://www.fmforums.co.uk/forums/index.php%3Fs%3Daf75682bafd7def59857bb141683846f%26showtopic%3D156139

• Also, here he is playing basketball with some pre-teens:

  http://www.fmforums.co.uk/forums/index.php%3Fshowtopic%3D156137

• Why does Taylor always hang out with Kristen?! I thought Rob and him were better friends (at least when Kristen "cheated" on Rob). Pat must've been busy I guess.

• not all gay men hate their lesbian sistahs, R335! They probably like talking about sports.

• According to BIs and rumors Robert Pattinson is sick and tired of his faux relationship with Kristen and that forces her to hang out with someone else, and that someone else seems to be Taylor Lautner.

• So now in an interview today apparently Taylor Lautner says he has a crush on Jessica Alba and likes girls. Hmm...

• His handlers must have gotten a gander at this thread, so now comes the time to portray him as a straight. Stud ,who just hasn't found the right girl.Maybe Swift is available for another round.

• R339, you think it was Datalounge that caused Taylor to declare his attraction to Jessica Alba?

• Like, duh. He (with a lot of pressur or help by his handlers and partents) still tries to have an action movie career. Hollywood doesn't want his big moneymakers to known as being swishy bottoms who hang out with other swishy looking bottoms. All that facial beard thing, doing such manly things in public like throwing hoops, and bearding with random girls is a silly plot to butch him up while hanging around with his 'bros' like Patrick.

• What is Patrick going to think of Taylor going back into the closet?

• Sorry, pressure.

• r342, was he ever publically out? They will keep on having their private relationship. You didn't see pictures of them holding hands, kissing, or wearing each others' clothes in the past and you will most likely not see them do that in public in the near future.

• The thing is, R344.. there's been signs that Taylor was nudging his way out of the closet, but then Patrick came along and all the bearding BS started up again. We didn't have this many articles before linking him to girls or Tay Tay declaring his celebrity crush on Alba. I don't think it's a coincidence. I think the handlers are aware of the gossip around him and Patrick, and they know it doesn't look good for a guy that's supposed to be straight. Like people have said, he's supposed to be this big action star, and that won't work if people think he's gay. I think it's BS though, gay actors can be action stars too, and Taylor is kinda queeny. I don't understand why his handlers are even trying when it's so obvious that he's gay, I think he very well might be with Patrick too. I just get that vibe from them. I'm just curious who wanted Taylor to go back into the closet when he was on his way out.. was it his handlers, or did Patrick panic? Maybe he's not ready to be public about their relationship yet? Maybe Taylor did it for their relationship? Just a suggestion I guess..

• Well, Patrick DID seem nervous when he was spotted out in Taylor's car last month. A number of posters did comment on it above at the time. Perhaps Patrick isn't ready to come out either.

• Taylor at Fogo de Chão in Beverly Hills -- March 15th. The first picture, "Hello boys!"

  http://www.fmforums.co.uk/forums/index.php%3Fs%3Dbb964eaf0c4bbae4c353d831df4c83de%26showtopic%3D156177

• I think every pic says "HELLO BOYS!" He has really beautiful teeth. I bet he's a cock nibbler.

• The pictures at R347 make it clear that he's had another nose job. And it looks good! Big improvement.

• Tay in 2008

  http://gilbertandgus.sullivanmovies.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/taylor_lautner300.jpg

• Tay Tay today:

  http://cdn04.cdn.justjared.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/lautner-vanity/taylor-lautner-vanity-fair-oscars-party-2013-05.jpg

• Do you think Patrick was a virgin when he met Taylor? Patrick seems kind of inexperienced and nervous. I wonder if Taylor is his first relationship?

• : )

• Patrick's precious flower is intact at this time. Not even a finger! He's just waiting to make sure the guy who takes is a 4ever kind of love. His mouth, on the other hand, has seen more wieners than Takeru Kobayashi.

• We obviously want to know how you can know that, R354.

• LOL: "Still just friends? Taylor Lautner and Ashley Benson"

  http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2294788/Taylor-Lautner-Ashley-Benson-grab-dinner-Beverly-Hills-winds-Spring-Breakers-world-tour.html

• Looks like they are trying to set Taylor up with girls again.

• Dinner at Fogo de Chao? Obviously Tay Tay likes the meat, and plenty of it.

• Is Patrick at home waiting for Taylor to return from his date with the beard?

• R358 I read that as Fago de chao.

• Do you wanna know how much meat I can cram in my mouth? Guess - you'd be surprised.

  T.

• [quote]Do you wanna know how much meat I can cram in my mouth? Guess - you'd be surprised. It can't more than the amount you can push into that humongous nose of yours.

  Just%20teasing

• Patrick Schwarzenegger is also besties with David Henrie and Gregg Sulkin, who are definitely fucking.

  http://oi54.tinypic.com/2uiu6fc.jpg

• The one in red has major gayface.

  The cookies are burning!

• Funny how they have upped the girlfriend rumors now that Taylor has been seen out and about with Patrick and rumors are flying. I remember a few months ago the first sighting of Taylor and his high school sweetheart rekindling their romance or whatever. I have a feeling she started bearding for him exactly because Taylor started dating Patrick. I remember someone mentioned here on DL that the high school sweetheart was in on it, she agreed to the bearding. She was apparently the first person he came out too. Of course this might be complete BS, but I could still picture it being true. So, R363, are they the "other gay mafia"? The first gay mafia being Colton Haynes, Chace Crawford, Shawn Pyfron and Matthew Morrison? Oh, and please more info on David Henrie and Gregg Sulkin fucking, thanks.

• Hopefully the endorsement today of gay marriage by Hillary Clinton will persuade Taylor & Patrick to come out!

• [quote]Patrick Schwarzenegger is also besties with David Henrie and Gregg Sulkin, who are definitely fucking. Look at that! David and Gregg are holding hands. That's so sweet!

  http://oi54.tinypic.com/2uiu6fc.jpg

  Selena%20Gomez

• David and Gregg are so precious. I would also like to see a sex tape of these 2 as well.

• So has Taylor deflowered Patrick or not?

• hmmmm... so hot to visualize them making out lol

• R365 As someone else they appear to be holding hands in the first pic. They hang out a lot, visit each other on sets etc, tweet each other constantly, lots of 'proud of you' 'miss you' etc. If you scroll down in the link Gregg posted a picture at a spa captioned 'Perfect present from my boy @davidhenrie!!!! Cheers matey hahaha.' How many straight boys get their straight mates days at the spa as a present? Oh and David just loooooves the Lord, make of that what you will.

  http://tweetwood.com/conversation/greggsulkin/DavidHenrie

  R63

• There's also this picture could be shopped I suppose but I think it just looks low quality? Only heard internet rumours about them so don't think there's girls shipping them on tumblr or anything so can't see anyone bothering to shop it.

  http://oi56.tinypic.com/1zz57ic.jpg%20

  R363

• Oh, that's Gregg? He's on Pretty Little Liars now as a regular. He also played Selena's werewolf boyfriend on Henri's Disney show Waverly Place. Didn't recognise him with the long hair.

• More on David Henrie and Gregg Sulkin , please. I watched that Waverly Place show once and that David sure pinged.

• R363/R372, thanks for the info, I appreciate it. I googled them and wow.. they're hanging out a lot together, many times just them too. They look very close. It wouldn't surprise me at all if they really were dating.

• [quote]He also played Selena's werewolf boyfriend on Henri's Disney show Waverly Place. Bitch, "Wizards of Waverly Place" was MY fucking show.

  Selena%20Gomez

• Patrick Schwarzenegger - New Shirtless Twitter Pic

  http://www.fmforums.co.uk/forums/index.php%3Fs%3D3ee19be72f8a26b21b1ffd4d13820727%26showtopic%3D156207

• Madame Tussauds third wax figure of Taylor Lautner is revealed... spot the nose job?!

  http://www.fmforums.co.uk/forums/index.php%3Fs%3D3ee19be72f8a26b21b1ffd4d13820727%26showtopic%3D156223

• R377 So I guess Patrick moved on or maybe he was just sick of Taylor hanging out with flea ridden Kristen all the time.

• Patrick in pool:

  http://i.imgur.com/GYAuuFl.jpg

• Patrick with friends:

  http://i.imgur.com/Whgu5DA.jpg

• The Taylor wax figures... wow. Patrick looks really fun! Almost always happy in pictures (except when he's with Taylor).

• I'm sure he's happy when he's with Taylor. Just not at a public event because he turns into a petrified deer in headlights.

• Who's the guy with Patrick at R377?

• Why was Patrick so scared to be with Taylor at the Oscars Party, R383?

• r385, because Taylor whispered in his ear 'damn, you look so sexy tonite. Later when we are alone I am so gonna RAPE your ass!'.

• Taylor: Seventeen Magazine Photoshoot -- Outtakes

  http://www.fmforums.co.uk/forums/index.php%3Fs%3Debeb9040a180cd6f782d9ee735cbc4bf%26showtopic%3D156273

• That's a lot of photos of Taylor. . .

• TayTay with a football = so Sean Casey. I'd like to see Patrick get naked with his cousin Jack Schlossberg.

• Taylor doesn't really look natural with that football.

• Tay Tay sure has a big smile on her face. Wonder why?

  http://www.disneydreaming.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/Taylor-Lautner-Funny-Or-Die.jpg

• I think Patrick read about himself online. I've seen comments all over the place that he mostly take pics with him and other male friends.. only now are the females showing up, lol. I still think Taylor and Patrick had something, but they may have broken up.. who knows. Patrick did look kinda freaked out in some of the pics with Tay Tay, maybe he just wasn't ready for it. I think it was a bit too much for him.

• Shouldn't Patrick be used to being in the public eye after all these years of being in a famous family?

• r393, he's probably not used to homosexual rumours bandied about his person.

• But is Patrick gay or not?

• Taylor: "On air with Ryan Seacrest" Orange County (near LA) -- 22 March 2013

  http://www.fmforums.co.uk/forums/index.php%3Fshowtopic%3D156287

• Patrick: When you read this--Back to the gym. please

• Patrick is spending the weekend with his buddies on Florida on spring break. Looks pretty decent shirtless, and there are the obligatory shots of him with slutty looking bikini-clad girls. So is he straight, gay or bi?

• PATRICK SCHWARZENEGGER on Spring Break MIAMI -- 22 March 2013

  http://www.fmforums.co.uk/forums/index.php%3Fs%3Dff1418b6d3adce49bf9be935f9241c18%26showtopic%3D156316

• Does this look gay?

  http://oi45.tinypic.com/34y1ocw.jpg

  a%20fag%20and%20his%20hag

• He has surprisingly hairy legs.

• Taylor's driving, he must be the man.

• R400 :-0 Yes! R399 Almost looks like he's wearing something under those... a waistband maybe in some of them?

• R399 opps, I meant the link down below... got it mixed up. Briefs maybe?

  http://www.fmforums.co.uk/forums/index.php%3Fshowtopic%3D156345

  R403

• Why isn't Patrick actoring?

• Patrick is too fat and too hairy.

• Patrick is the definition of a closet case imo. He tries to come across as straight in those pics by surrounding himself with women. Although he fails hard, because he looks more like a gay BFF than a womanizer. If something ever happened with Taylor it's obvious Patrick was the hesitant one, scared to come out. I know Taylor is in the closet too, but he still seems like the more confident one imo. I get the feeling that although Taylor has bearded up etc, he slips up and is sorta in a glass closet. His family probably knows he's gay. That can't be said about Patrick. Of course this is pure speculation on my part. I could be wrong.. who knows.

• Patrick is fat and hairy where it counts.

  Tay Tay

• This thread is getting creepier by the day... In all seriousness, I only think there is a 40% chance Patrick's gay.

• R409 FRAU

• R406 Fat? Hairy? You make me laugh. At you.

• Fat? Patrick may not be as ripped as he was at one point, but you can still see his abs. He is hardly fat. And his legs are actually not that hairy - Taylor's are hairier.

• The photo of Patrick swimming with the girl in the water at R400 shows he is straight!

• I can't believe some of you thought I was serious about Patrick being fat and hairy.

  r406

• The new photos show that Patrick likes girls.

  PR%20Department

• R406, there is a manorexic douche who thinks of the most surprising men as "fat." Accusing Patrick S. would be right up his alley.

• Fat? No. Flabby? Well . . .

• Patrick has even done modeling poses over the past few years. He is not fat. He usually has pretty good abs, but that doesn't mean he has to be working out all the time.

  http://cdn03.cdn.socialitelife.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/patrick-schwarzenegger-hudson-jeans-08222011-01.jpg

• If he were to lift weights, you people would start screaming about how he has daddy issues.

• Patrick walking shirtless showing a six-pack:

  http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-YTyAnnQ-2uw/UBeO7MOpzsI/AAAAAAAACpU/5vSwMSaROyQ/s1600/Patrick-Schwarzenegger+%282%29.jpg

• : )

• Patrick kissing Gollum from Lord of the Rings. Poor Tay Tay.

  http://www.justjared.com/2013/03/28/shirtless-patrick-schwarzenegger-taylor-burns-kissing/

• SO staged for the paps @r422.

  Captain%20Obvious

• Maybe Patrick is bisexual?

• I don't look so fat, do I bitches?

  http://cdn04.cdn.justjared.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/patrick-kissing/shirtless-patrick-schwarzenegger-kissing-taylor-burns-18.jpg

  Patrick%20S.

• And I don't look too bad here, do I?

  http://cdn02.cdn.justjared.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/patrick-kissing/shirtless-patrick-schwarzenegger-kissing-taylor-burns-03.jpg

  Patrick%20S.

• Patrick, either you butch it up in public or I can't hang out with you in public anymore. Sorry, that's a direct order from my PR handlers. Hey, Bryan Singer did the same for me when we ... uhm, were friends.

  Taylor%20L.

• Well it looks like Patrick & Taylor won't be coming out anytime soon. That answers the question on the first half of this thread.

• Looks like Patrick is romancing another Taylor. This one has a vagina. Her name is Taylor "Tootsie" Burns, and she and Patrick seem to have fallen in love. I bet he chose a chick named Taylor as a beard so that when he fucks her, he can still call out the name "Taylor" without arousing suspicion. Very clever, those Kennedys boys.

  http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2302024/Patrick-Schwarzenegger-continues-girlfriend-Tootsie-Hawaiian-break.html

• Not the most flattering pic

  http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/03/31/article-0-190579C0000005DC-386_634x792.jpg

• There's absolutely no evidence that either Taylor Lautner or Patrick Schwarzenegger are bi or gay, much less fucking each other.

• He definitely favors the Kennedys in terms of body type.

• Patrick needs to lay off the Moco Loco

• Check Patrick out in this one:

  http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/03/29/article-2300956-18FB94D1000005DC-353_634x728.jpg

• Those are some nipples on young Patrick. Quite suckable.

• Have you noticed that Patrick is always touching his hair?

• r(430) I'm more entranced by the beautiful lady behind him in that piture. She should be a correspondant for E!

• Oh, double dear you, R437.

• This whole thing is so transparent. I love how after Taylor and Patrick were seen leaving that party in the expensive car, and everyone started speculating, you never see them together anymore and all of a sudden, this chick is hanging with Patrick.

• They're not together guys. And Taylor is straight and has girlfriend. Get over it and move it.

  Taylor%27s%20manager

• Patrick could do much better than Lautner. But he's following in the family tradition of star-fucking. Gloria Swanson, MM, Madonna, Arnold...all Kennedys are star-fuckers. Unfortunately, poor Patrick shares his mother's lousy taste in men.

• Is Patrick a virgin?

• No, 442.

  Taylor%27s%20manhole