I shall act surprised to win and then skip the Governor's Ball to chow down at Golden Corral instead.
12 hour before I win. Let me put down this turkey leg and practice my speech.
"Oh my goodness. What-a surprise. Oh my goodness. Ok. Here goes..."
12 hours until I am fat and successful with a baby to whom I am genetically related and gobs of money and more acclaim than any of you will ever know, most of which is overwrought. In that 12 hours, you may contemplate your complete lack of any of the above--except for perhaps the fat.
Aw, R2. You're sweet. Your über fandom for fatso Adele is almost bigger than her right thigh.
Love how the OP started the thread and then wrote the replies too. Keep trying honey!
R4, I was thinking the same thing. OP is also likely the crazed "AnnE" troll also.
[quote]"Oh my goodness. What-a surprise. Oh my goodness. Ok. Here goes..."
No. It's, "Oh me goodness". You forgot the cloying hillbilly british mangling. She'll say something precious like "Bless me courageous Spanx" or something like that.
HA!! Okay, R6 made me laugh. Yes, she'll say something painfully tiresome like that in order to project her self preciousness.
Nevermind that she was never particularly poor, her mother had both her own business and was an English teacher and attended a respected performing arts high school, she pretends to be a sort of British Jenny from the Block.
Adele is tall. She is just a really large woman. I hope she does win.I love her best.
She's bleedin' fantastic, she is! Piss off!
OP, you are so deep. You look at a person and only see weight. Good luck having a meaningful life with an attitude like that.
Yup, my big fat thighs come with this nice long thread on a gay website where 2-3 queens trade accusations of fraudom with each other all in my name for about 10 more hours. Oh, the power and the glory!
Love Adele. Just don't get the hate simply because she isn't anorexic enough for some idiots with body issues. She could be super fit, like say Madonna, and you would still find reasons to hate on her. Kinda sad.
Never hid the fact, R4. If I wanted to pretend I was someone else, I'd have posted from my other connection but I don't give a shit about troll-dar.
Now back to discussing tubby's annoying acceptance speech tonight.
I can't stand her atonal droning, she sounds like a baby seal being clubbed to death.
That and of course her moose-like ass.
"Now back to discussing tubby's annoying acceptance speech tonight."
Please post a pic of yourself, OP, so we, the high priestesses of pointless bitchery, can rip you a new one, laughing giddily like a bunch of wild hyenas picking your scrawny carcass clean.
Oh no, me dress no longer fits. Can any of you help me? If you have a slipcover you could spare, I like florals in fun colors like yellow, bright green or orange. I am a size "Loveseat".
Adele with a big A
OP is "scrawny" in his dreams.
Golden Corrals are few and far between in LA. She needs to go to Hometown Buffet.
I wish she'd sit her gigantic arse on Taylor Swift's face, fart a long, moist, smelly one, and asphyxiate her. Crush her. Smother her in shite.
Hurry - diners from lunch buffet will be charged dinner prices in 18 minutes!
Aow, get off me ya cheeky monkeys!
FANK YEW! FANKS A LAWT!
I could hardly hear her over that orchestra. Everyone kept waiting for her to kick it up a notch, but the song is wishy-washy- about as sexy as fugly Daniel Craig.
She sucked. Maybe if she spent more time rehearsing and less time eating, she would have been better.
I adore Adele because she reminds me of Peggy Lee. I know PL is her idol. I also adore her because she is over weight and still has a prettier face than 99% of her peers. She's a heavy white woman who is unpretentious and comfortable with who she is. We should all live to be as luck as Adele.
There are so many right wing haters on this board, I'm never surprised to gay icons trashed on so many threads.
It's classic projecting, Psyche 101. The OP is a fatty and it reduces his anxiety to target someone else who is fat.
Maybe if R24 spent less time being an internet douchebag, he might get a fucking life.
I love this thread solely because it's sending the fraus and self-precious p/c queens into rages. Absolute rages.
R26, how many more times will you jump from browser to browser and/or clear your cache and posting your mindless drivel?
Adele had, despite her weight, the most beautiful face of all female celebrities there on the night. Her face is more gorgeous than Halle Berry or Jennifer Lawrence or anyone else held up as a beauty. Facial beauty is nothing to sneer at.
Not as beautiful as Halle. Maybe Jennifer.
I bet your shit tastes REALLY good Adele!
The Streep troll (tm)
Haha [R28] is having a MELTDOWN!
She looks like a fat version of Australian actress Jessica Marais (the one who had her tits and twat out the whole time on "Magic City")
Don't doctors usually tell obese women not to get pregnant?
Fatty fatty two by four. Couldn't fit through the Governor's Ball's door.