The muscular comeidan is on "Joan Knows Best" and writes for Rivers on "Fashion Police". His ass is so big and round that it's in Anthony Recker territory. In one episode of JKB, he showed it at-length in a thong.
He does a podcast, the Comedy Couch, with a friend where they talk about all their bad dates.
" His ass is so big and round that it's in Anthony Recker territory."
He's not attractive. He looks like an excrescence of a circuit party.
He's disgusting. That face, the gym addiction, the fame whoring, the camera mugging. The fact that every promo for his crappy comedy routine has him shirtless cause its all he has going for him. A total boner killer.
He doesn't currently use the pics at OP and r3, does he?
Becuase the guy at r8 is at least 10 years older.
Ewww, he's old.
R10, forward to the 25:50 mark in the video and behold.
R15, it's not that impressive, and it's certainly no Recker ass.
R16 is stupid.
It is nothing like Recker's ass. Yes, it's nice and muscular, but nowhere I. Recker territory or even country. Recker's ass is a wonder of nature.
He's hot (even though he's older), but he's frankly not going to be able to cross over to be popular with a mainstream audience if he looks like that. He looks like a(n aged) circuit boy, and while I would happily fuck him from here till Sunday, that kind of frankly sexual look (the muscles, the tight clothes) is often hard for mainstream hets.
I like Joan so much in that video at r8--she comes across as a likeable and thoughtful woman. (She often comes across as the latter, but not so often as the former--she's usually too angry and needy.)
Is he funny? It's kind of important for the job.
He is cute. Hope he's funny too.
Tony's huge ass reminds me of Jessica Simpson's trainer Mike Alexander's monster butt...
He has a nice ass that is on the big side. Very perky for a man of his age.
That milk ad is HORRIBLE. What were they thinking? Was it only in the Avocadate?
I saw his show in Provincetown 2 years ago - he's very very good looking in person. But he admits that he works out like a madman and starves himself before the photoshoots above. Who wouldn't?
A bit too pretty in the face (dyed eyelashes, plucked eyebrows), but very nice guy and pretty funny.
I'm watching the Joan marathon and I love both him and Lynn. Lynn's a fucking riot - too bad her career never took off. Her specials were really funny.
There is no such thing as a funny gay comedian. There are funny gay people, but no funny gay comedians.
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R41 here. Sorry, gotta clean the greasy fingerprints off my ifone. Here's what I meant to type: He looks like the type of guy who'd fuck around with your boyfriend with hopes of you walking in to see.
Isn't he the greedy bitch who got pissed off with Kathy Griffin, of all people, because he didn't think he was getting enough attention. He's so tired. Next.
Talk about jumping to conclusions. You haven't met him and already half of you think you know him. I watched Tony when he was on the first season of "My Life on the D-List." He is witty.
Kathy found out her husband stole money from her before season one of D-List began filming. She told Tony and Dennis about it. She says they didn't offer her support. They deny it. She broke ties with Tony and Dennis, her "main gays," before filming began. I don't know if they were contractually obligated to be on the season or if Kathy asked them to be. Anyway, they were on season one and it was made to look like they were still best friends.
From the clip of "Joan Knows Best" it looks like his physical appearance has declined over the last six years. He was in better shape before but he never had the body of someone who worked out 60-90 minutes, 5-6 days a week. Judging from his body he took more days off than he did working out.
He looks like he wears more makeup than Joan.
[quote]There are funny gay people, but no funny gay comedians.
Trying to be provocative, R27? Fail.
Mario Cantone can be hilarious.
Where's my fucking thread, bitches ??
I love Tony's body the way it is. He's super thick, and has a huge ass (it'd be a crime if he was a top, which I seriously doubt he is anyway).
His ass is not huge at least not compared to Anthony Recker's.
Wait a minute, stop the clock... Joan's one liners on Fashion Police are scripted?
Oh yes it is, R53. Watch the video at R8 starting @ 25:50
I already did, R55, and it is far from Reckeresque.
You have your Recker blinders on I see.
Mario Cantone is sheer hell to sit through.
Screaming doesn't make you funny.
No, R57, I just have eyes and a rational mind.
That face ugh. But I did spank one out looking at him from the neck down.
[quote]He does a podcast, the Comedy Couch, with a friend where they talk about all their bad dates.
With that lacquered circuit boy look, I wonder how many of those bad dates were entirely the date's fault.
Buff, vapid (aging) gym queen is an odd marketing angle.
No, R59, like I said, you have Recker blinders on. Anybody with half a brain can look at that video of Tony walking down the hallway with Melissa and see that his ass is not only big, but it's as big as Recker's.
Sorry, he's got a great face (though as I said before, it's much too shiny and buffed up and plucked in that creepy circuit queen way) to go with the great body.
What are Recker blinders?
They make you believe that Anthony Recker has a bigger butt than any man walking the face of the Earth. His is one of the biggest asses, but there are other men with asses just as big.
This guy is a sad, pathetic, annoying, walking-talking stereotype.
The picture in the OP was kind of hot. Then he had to go and open his whiney nasally mouth and let loose with all the shallow stereotypical crap in that sing-songy gay-voice... and instantly NOT HOT any more.
"but there are other men with asses just as big."
The list is endless, R67.
I doubt that, R68. Name a few please.
You can catch some of his act on his website. He isn't especially funny.
I think Tony's act is pretty funny. He has a great deal of likability, and has excellent delivery.
Those scenes from "Joan and Melissa" are so staged.
And Tripoli seems to have on more makeup than Rivers.
His ass is definitely about equal to Recker's in size.