Hate her new bangs. The hairstyle does nothing for her.
I fucking LOVE it. Had to watch it twice. She looks very good. I forgot Jimmy himself was the other mom, so I had to look closer at him the second time. What a cutie.
I hate the new haircut, too
me too op. she absolutely rocks.
the sad thing is, that's how i've ALWAYS danced since college.
I found her so cold and polarizing when she and Barack first came on the scene. Now I'm realizing that she simply had her guard up. I'm so crazy about her now.
Too bad she's a raging cunt OP, but adore away!
R6 = Ann Romney
Hey Lady Anne, how you liking living in the White House?
Loathe the bangs.
She needs a bigass strut-yo-stuff Angela Davis 'fro.
My straight brother loves the bangs. Didn't recognize her. And was like - wow she looks hot - when he watched video.
I think it's a straight man thing
are station wagons still a thing?
I'm a gay guy, and I like the bangs.
I love the bangs. She's fab.
R6 is still waiting for that "kill whitey" tape. It's with the WMDs, fuckface.
Can you imagine Barbara Bush doing something like this?
I'm sure Jimmy could have done the Dougie. That was gracious of him haha.
How long until FOX News says this is unbecoming behavior for a First Lady?
Another Michelle fan. Would love to have lunch with her.
Can you imagine Nancy Reagan in such a skit? Of Babs Bush?
MO is wonderful.
She probably feels like it's time to have fun now that the reelection is over. No more elections to hold anything against her.
[quote]How long until FOX News says this is unbecoming behavior for a First Lady?
I don't understand why they so viciously HATE her encouraging people to give children nutritious food, sleep, and exercise.
Matbe you prefer Laura Bush with a tampon up her leaking ass complaining about someone associating her name with the queers.
Take my name off as she reaches for another psycho pill
R22, the simplest answer is sometimes the only answer: They're ignorant tools.
I'm just waiting for Obama to tell them they should NOT jump off a bridge.
Hilarious! Loved the band who played after even more. "The homophobic gentlemen, they'll barricade but their efforts couldn't stop me"
She's really funny! Who knew she had such comic gifts?
She's the best first lady of my lifetime I think.
Such a wonderful person.
I thought I didn't like the bangs but they look fabulous and youthful on a good way in that video.
You can see she's hot stuff.
I definitely think she and Barack had a sexual connection when they met. I don't think it was only some scheming thing to have an accomplished wife.
r24 made me LOL.
Dancing truly is great exercise. Children love to dance. It is important.
The corporations don't promote dancing because they make no money on it. They want your kids sitting motionless in front of tv and computers or a pile of plastic junk.
Is it just me, or is jimmy Fallon far sexier and funnier in his 30s than he was in his 20s?
Some of his impersonations and skits on his new show are REALLY funny.
He seems somehow more sexy and mature or something.
Anyone who does NOT like her is my enemy, pretty much. She's that likable and smart.
Fallon's comedy is always funniest when it is a little dark and angry and creepy and weird as opposed to silly.
Hes much funnier being a deranged bearded robin gibb screaming I WILL END YOU and on some of his talk show current stuff than his frat boy Adam sandlery schtick from years ago
It's gotten more hilarious over the years. He was really really funny hosting SNL last year.
This is called the “We're not running for reelection so I don't give a fuck what the ignorant rednecks of America think because I'm enjoying my life!” dance.
Obama got re-elected, they have nothing to lose. I wish she'd try an afro or dreadlocks, now THAT would get her impeached.
So over the Obamas. Counting down the days to the next president and the inevitable tell all book about these two.
R37 = moron
Over the Obamas? You're probably some PUMA idiot who never supported him or a log cabinette idiot who thinks Cheney's endorsement of gay marriage is the end all be all.
A moron because I don't like the Obamas. Is only one opinion allowed? Learn to express your opinions without insults and people might respect you.
I voted for him in 08. Did not in 12.
Loser alert at R37.
Why is one not allowed to dislike the Obamas? Is this North Korea? I still think Hillary would have been the better president.
[quote]I voted for him in 08. Did not in 12.
Which only confirmed everyone's suspicions that what you think and do are wholly irreverent to the course of history.
Thanks for playing, now go devour a cupcake.
That was awesome. Love her.
Lots of opinions are allowed, r40, but the opinion you expressed at r37 is a particularly moronic one.
I now love dear leader and his wife,. Your well thought out intelligent comments changed my mind.
Go use your Obama phone to check the bus schedule so you can go use your food stamps.
So you're a PUMA, then, R43? I was right.
You don't have to like Obama, but when you start in with the "so over the ObamaS" thing and then say you didn't vote for him in '12? Did you vote for Romney? If yes, then you are indeed an idiot and a moron.
What exactly has Michelle Obama done to offend you? I guess you forget Hillary was once first lady and got attacked for stupid reasons.
Oh how I wish I read your reply @R48 before I posted again.
"Obama phone" is one of the biggest freeper lies out there, asshole. Now I don't even believe you voted for him in '08.
R48: They really need to get you clowns some new material.
R50. You should hide your buttons. They are far too easy to push.
You are all fucking lemmings if you think anyone not worshipping obama is idiot, moron, etc. there is a big world out there girls.
R40, idiots who don't like Obama aren't worthy of respect.
[quote]Go use your Obama phone to check the bus schedule so you can go use your food stamps.
Only a fucking ignorant moron believes there is such a thing as an "Obama phone" (program began under Bush), or that people being on Food Stamps is somehow Obama's fault and not the fault of the previous administration that crashed the economy.
You've exposed yourself as a brainwashed, uninformed, ill-informed moron. Which of course, we had you pegged as well before you confirmed it with this post.
R54. I got your button. Will press again soon!
This is such a tedious GOP meme.
Nobody is worshiping (note spelling) anyone by making a positive remark.
And nobody is showing individuality by expressing a negative remark when that remark has been memorized from the word sludge of cynical, unscrupulous professional political operatives and then mindlessly regurgitated as if it were an original thought.
who DID you vote for in 2012, r41?
And they're BUSH phones you FoxTV fucking moron!
R48, we're not trying to get you to change your mind, just pointing out to you that you're a moron. Which every further post you make only verifies even more.
Not liking Obama doesn't make one a moron. Coming out with bullshit, such as "counting down the days to the next president and the inevitable tell all book about these two" or "go use your Obama phone to check the bus schedule so you can go use your food stamps" does heavily suggest, however, that one is a moron though.
R55: Are you Pollyanna Piss Pot Scat Munch? You sound like an obtuse troll who craves negative attention like heroin.
R52, I've got news for you: I don't like Obama either, but my reasoning is based in reality, not because I finger myself to another fucking politician and still cannot get over the fact that she LOST. Then you come up with an asinine insult about "Obama phones" when everyone with even half a functioning brain knows that it's BULLSHIT. It's a program that has been in place long before Obama became president. You have access to the fucking internet, yet you still use that LIE.
So yes, you are a moron, not because you dislike him or them, but because you aren't bright enough to articulate a reason that won't make you look like a moron.
For my next show, I will incite riot among hundreds of homosexuals by saying Obama is really Kenyan.
Go ahead and change your panties girls!
(Of course I don't believe it but making the comment will ruin the days of many.)
R62 = moron. It really is a heap of stinking shit. Instead of treading on it, which will only get us dirty, we should walk around it and ignore it. This was a nice thread before the big pile of poop, a gay-hater with no life of its own so it has to trawl gay sites for entertainment, came on.
I have made my yard man and maid change their names to Barack and Michelle. Michelle, formerly Keith, is the yard man and Barack, formerly Alejandra, is the maid.
Obama has presided over one of the least corrupt and scandal-ridden administrations in modern history.
He's presided over the fastest deficit reduction since the end of WW2.
Can we get back to commenting about the dancing? It's just darling!
Fuck Fox News! So great to have a couple in the WH who look like they are into each other and still fuck. Both of the first couple have juice.
Obama has been wonderful on gay rights issues and deserves unstinted praise for that.
But there are other areas where he has behaved like a Republican - including letting Wall Street crooks and torturers under Bush get away scot-free, prosecuting whistle-blowers and setting a dangerous precident by subverting the Consitution to give himself unlimited and unchecked power to kill American citizens if they are suspected (for whatever reason) for terrorism.
If Bush had done this, progressives would rightly be up in arms, but because Obama does it, it's all A-OK with them.
R68, it's not AOK. It's recognizing that he's not nearly as bad as the alternative, even on issues where he's bad.
It's been my observation that those who actually *do* worship Hillary or Reagan are the major groups accusing others of being "Obama worshipers," Kool-Aid drinkers, Obamabots, etc, etc, ad nauseam.
Those true liberals who work for the cause rather than the individual, tend to respect and like the Obamas.
I like and respect Hillary enormously, but will be working and voting for WHOEVER is the Democratic Party nominee in 2016. And I WON'T sit on my ass at the 2018 midterms if I happen to be pissed with Hillary at that moment. How different from what you assholes did in 2010!
And if Hillary wins in 2016, unless she becomes a Republican or starts a war, I can guarantee I will vote for her reelection in 2020. I won't be "so over" her I'd vote against her and the only party that, though flawed, is the only thing keeping us from the goddamned abyss.
*Fuck* you divisive haters. Run off to Firedoglake or masturbate to the latest Glenn Greenwald screed. If you want a true third party, fucking go out and work in the trenches to make it happen. Cuz, sorry, the Libertarian and Green parties ain't it.
It *was* a "darling" skit, R66.
Of course the alternative is much worse.
But that doesn't mean Obama should be immune from the same criticism Bush rightfully recieved.
When Republicans praise Obama for getting expanded powers they wanted (but were thankfully stopped)...be worried.
R70 here. Are you serious, Webbie? O*BA*MA*B O T now is auto-changed like that other banned word?
If so, why not create a separate auto-change phrase for it?
Alert, alert! TOOLS posting here. This was supposed to be a FUN thread, innocuous thread, about MICHELLE dancing. NOT a political discussion. SO many dick shrivelers posting. No one cares if you like the President or if you voted for him. He WON. And we have four glorious years to enjoy him. And the best First Lady in a long, long time.
Total bitch, as fake as her hair.
I love Obama, can't stand his cunt wife.
R72, many (most, I'd say) of us Obama sorters do, in fact criticize him, disagree with him on certain issues. I know *I* was on his ass about quite a few things as early as his pre-Inauguration Cabinet/WH staff picks in 2008, FFS.
The difference is I don't go all gooey and personal about politicians. Neither do my family or friends whose political opinions I respect. I wasn't "over" Bill Clinton just because I vehemently disagreed with his notion of "welfare reform." Or when he made made the overall budget look better than it actually was because he kept taking from the Social Security Trust Fund without repaying it. Or when he eventually punted on HCR. Or when he strongly supported the successful repeal of Glass-Stegall.
(Ignoring conservative/Republicans who NEVER were gonna be with a Dem POTUS) If you "over Obama" Democratic voters honestly can tell me you'd be just as personally nasty toward Hillary, or Kucinich, or [insert name here] AND their spouses if, having analyzed conditions on the ground, they made the identical decisions Obama made, I'd have no beef with you.
But if you go and remain personal about the winner of your own party's election, years after the fact, then I'd say you're not being genuinely, objectively critical. You're just being pissy.
Sorry, R74, but when assholes go there, they should be confronted.
R77. Thank you. Very well said.
[quote] So over the Obamas. Counting down the days to the next president and the inevitable tell all book about these two.
Maybe we are sick of YOU.
Piss off r40 you miserable drag of a person.
WHO DID YOU VOTE FOR in '12?
You never saw Mamie Eisenhower shaking her tits on the Jack Benny show.
Oh my gosh, i LOVE her. Thanks for the link, I was having a shitty morning and this made me smile.
The Dougie reminds me of Chris Brown. There are certain trends in black culture the Obamas should avoid.
Dance while Rome burns, etc.
She does look excellent - slim, vegan.
Sheeple needing sheeple,
Are the luckiest sheeple in the world.
They, like the rest of us, should just "avoid" racists like you, R85, and we'll all be fine.
She's an uppity black woman.
No one is talking about her dancing. Are we not gay??
Bitch has MOVES.
God, who did her makeup? Jimmy Fallon has less of a 5 o'clock shadow than her.
She has moves but so does Fallon--I was more surprised about *that*.
Michelle looks bangin'!
r86, knowing you were gnashing your teeth and tearing your hair out in the early hours of November 7th last year has given me enough satisfaction to last at least 4 years. Happy, happy day.
R93. I'm not that bitter actually. The people spoke. It's called democracy. I just happened to disagree
Wow - she's got legs for days. They're very beautifully long, for her body
Wearing flats tells some interesting truths about women's proportions, especially when you're used to seeing them in heels all the time (notice Ann Margret's transition - IN THE SAME MUSICAL NUMBER - at 3:13)
But Miss Michelle is on point -- without having to be, well, "on pointe."
The Brits can have Kate. We get a fashion plate with brains, beauty, AND a personality.
Disgraceful behaviour for the wife of the POTUS.
You're right, R103. She should be smoking and committing manslaughter (Laura Bush), freely spending taxpayer money (Nancy Reagan), consulting psychics (Hillary Clinton), and getting wasted (Betty Ford). How dare Michelle dance!
R104, I think it was Nancy who consulted the psychics, not Hillary.
R104, I should put you in a mason jar full of formaldehyde to remind you what I'm capable of, dear.
R99. I'm so sad for you. I really you can find freedom of thought and personal happiness. Everyone deserves that chance. Whether you take it or not is up to you.
Bar, isn't your hellbound husband circling the drain as we speak?
Save the formaldehyde for him, dear.
I really hope.. Sorry for the typo
[quote] I'm so sad for you. I really you can find freedom of thought and personal happiness.
I'm not R99, but I guess your definition of those things involves lying since you used that "Obama phone" line. And you know what the really sad part is? You'll continue to use that lie over and over and over again because you guys are nothing if not consistent when it comes to making complete jackasses out of yourselves.
It's cute that you think pointing out you're full of shit would automatically mean someone "worships" Obama because Heaven forbid you get called out when you say something incredibly stupid and just have it be that you said something incredibly stupid.
She probably would hate your lazy-ass hair style too, but would have far too much class to ever say so.
She's does the Harlem shake really well
R103. Disgraceful?? Really ????
Fun, silly dancing is the definition of disgraceful ???
Who cares what R103 thinks? He's not even American. I can only imagine the mess leading his country.
Michelle and Barack are DBP but not the obnoxious, snobby, & pretentious type like Oprah, Maya Angelou, Bill Cosby, etc. They aren't insufferable like most people in the black elite are. You can tell they both are humble and down-to-earth.
DBP stands for dignified black people.
I thought it was double black penetration, something also sought after.
R116, You damn right!
I think there are some huge generational issues at work with the people you named, R115.
B&MO are the first couple of my generation. We're close in age and I identify with them more than I have other presidential couples, even the Clintons.
This is APPALLING! Such highly UNSEEMLY and UNDIGNIFIED behavior for the First Lady to exhibit before the American people!
"Oh my God. I'm back. I'm home. All the time, it was... We finally really did it ... You Maniacs! You blew it up! Ah, damn you! God damn you all to hell!"
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