Our Hairy Men's Buttholes: Do we shave it, buzz it, or just wipe, wipe, wipe away?
I was in the tub last night, using my buzzing shaving thing designed for my goatee, but used for the hairs around my masc asshole. I'm tired of leaving skid marks on my shorts and thought this was a good way to do it: Just squat in the tub and buzz it down; Never have had a bloody incident. Am I the only masc man here who does this?
I'm hairy and still clean as a whistle. I eat tons of fiber and shit once a day, whip thoroughly and am still nice and clean afterwards.
My bf other bf does this Angelia anyone who will listen about howich better of a han genus because he ghee his asshole and wipes clean everyte. He also uses cottonwle moist towelettes after each poop. He talks about his usually within thirty minutes of meeting him. Henie some rich ass "aids foudatiom director" who has to cut aids services annually while getting a raise every six months. I guess he has to aomehong o make us think his ass don't stink
Darlin', you're not masc. You're delusional.
Why even wipe your ass? It's just gonna git dirty again.
R1, we're happy you whip your ass thoroughly but being proud of producing the equivalent of bullshit daily hardly makes you someone we'd want to meet, much less be intimate with.
And someone needs to unplug R2's life support.
lol R4, sicko.
What is wrong with R2?
"tired of leaving skid marks on my shorts"
This should not happen to any male, regardless of ass hair. Clean yourself, dear.
[quote]tired of leaving skid marks on my shorts"
Then you're not a true masculine man
I wipe and clean, no skids
anyone who doesn't use wet wipes is gross.
Let your dingleberries build up like dreads you won't have to wipe anymore
What is it with Americans and ass wiping?
Get a bidet for God's sake!
Don't you still have to use paper to dry off after a bidet? Do you drip dry?
Drunk R7. At least that would be my guess.
I have one of those bidet toilet seats. It has a DRY function, but I've never used it because I still have to wipe after I use it.
Hairy-assed baboons should scoot on the carpet like a dawg!
I use a q-tip
"masc" dudes don't obsess over their body hair, OP, especially fucking ass hair. Get a grip.
I don't do any of this stuff BECAUSE I have a dog.
why not use Nair?
I get mine waxed once a month.
[quote]my masc asshole
Does your asshole smoke cigars and cuss like a sailor?
Howard Stern shaves his butt
In my opinion, Madonna has been irrelevant since at least 2001. She's yesterday's news.
r25 In my opinion, Madonna has been irrelevant since at least 2001. She's yesterday's news.
and the question is still relevant: do we shave it, buzz it, or just wipe, wipe, wipe away?
I shave my asshole in the tub too. Easier to keep clean.
You used an electric shaver in the tub? How did you keep from being electrocuted?
How does a bidet work? Is the water cold? and do you sit on it or hover above it? And doesn't the water run down your legs? and do you have to take your pants completely off when you take a shit?
R25 she did have the world's best selling album of 2005 with Confessions on a Dancefloor
It sold 12 million worldwide!
Now this is slightly painful, but the quickest way to "trim" around your hole is to use a Bic lighter on high flame.
Just takes a second, your eyes will water, and you're done.
R2, we don't know what tree in Gabon you're posting from, but you need to get your money back from the missionary who taught you "Engalische."
Shaving one's ass is so 00s. Hair is good. And it's not hard to keep yourself clean, if you're not a lazy little schmuck.
R29, the water from the intake valve is supposed to be tepid. So a friend tells me. Get the cheap man's bidet for only $50ish. You control the spray, so it shouldn't get all over. You probably need something to dry with, though.