Dancing With The Stars 2013

New cast to be announced live on GMA 2/26/13 So far they are tight lipped. Haven't heard one rumor yet.

• The rumors I heard are Giants player Victor Cruz and that gymnast who made the annoyed face at the podium.

• Will the white male pro dancer with the yellow skin be on the show this season?

• The Oscars on Sunday and than this on Tuesday is just Queer overload.

• Well, you will have the pro athlete, the older person, a scandalous "celebrity," minor music personalities with hidden dance experience, a joke, and a former Olympian. That's all you need to know.

• I take it Brad Pitt, Denzel Washington, Sandra Bullock or Julia Roberts will not be on this season.

• R5 Give them five or ten years and they'll be begging to appear.

• Only fraus watch this shit.

• I've heard that former US senator, Bob Dole, will give it a try.

• Maks has decided to pull "a Shelly Long" and is quitting the show to pursue his dreams of a having a big movie career.

  http://www.examiner.com/article/maksim-chmerkovskiy-not-coming-back-to-dwts-for-season-16

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• Abe Vigoda and Rose Marie are slated to be contestants.

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• I can't think of anything more important!

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• R8, who will be his partner? Corky Ballas?

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• And half of DL is fraus now, r7, something we try to forget, but it's sadly true.

• I want to see a season where they don't give Derek Hough the ringer. Let's see how he can teach a complete non-dancing clodhopper.

• Ann Romney Bonnie Franklin Linda Lavin Patty-lou Pone

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• I certainly hope they get some "Stars" this year. Most of the people are has-been or never-were: Bristol Palin is a star?

• Bristol only got on the show because she was a slut. I got on because I am a star.

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• They announced a Football player on the Oscars commercial but I have no idea who he is.

• They also showed some of that celebrity diving show. Chuy? Seriously? Do they know he's done pron?

• Yes Chuy and Louis Anderson on a TV Diving show. It might not be the end of civilization, but you can see it from here.

• HOLY SHIT!!! I may have to watch. "Dancing with the Stars" producers are taking a HUUUGE gamble, because they just signed Andy Dick to join the cast ... a notorious loose cannon whose last stint in TV was "Celebrity Rehab." Sources close to the production tell us ... Andy was on the set today ... along with Lisa Vanderpump, and D.L. Hughley (who are also believed to have signed contracts to compete on the show). We're told Andy has been paired up with one of the new dancers ... and one connected source tells us, "He's more for comedy ... nobody expects much from him." Still, one source insists Andy is taking the competition very seriously and wants to prove that he's for real. Andy's a risky cast choice for LIVE TV -- to say the least -- considering the troubled actor's been in and out of rehab, has been arrested a whole bunch of times ... and has a reputation for being unpredictable.

  http://www.tmz.com/2013/02/25/dancing-with-the-stars-andy-dick-lisa-vanderpump-d-l-hughley-cast/%23ixzz2Ly1ltnFh%20

• Tomorrow morning!!!

• Wynonna Judd is rumored to be the fat chick this season.

• Any minute now!

• [quote]Any minute now! More like 45 minutes from now.

• Too bad Andy Dick didn't get Cheryl "Fuckface" Burke for his partner. That'd have been pure prime time camp right there, folks. Vanderpump got a hot partner. What trailer park did they find Kellie Pickler-Tickler in? Can't believe this tired bumpkin got Derek.

• Well that couldn't be any more disappointing. And No Max. Ballas will win again, he got the gymnast (big surprise) who can jump and twirl on command and has worked with a choreographer her whole life. The only interesting thing will be to see if Derek can do anything with Kelli Pickler.

• Please list them.

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• No Peta!

• Gloria FUCKING Allred??????

• Patrick Schwarzenegger would be a good choice.

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• Here's a link to their names with pictures of each.

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• Who is the white male pro dancer with the yellow skin paired with?

• Some nice male eye candy. Did Pickler have cancer or so something?

• [quote]Some nice male eye candy. Did Pickler have cancer or so something? No, her beast friend did and she shaved her head in solidarity. Sounds like good people to me.

• Ingo Wannafuckme. Yum

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• As usual their playing fast and loose with the word "Star".

• You had me going, R30.

• [quote]their playing Oh, dear. That said, I totally agree with what you were trying to say. These has-beens and never-weres are as much stars as Pluto is a planet.

• Dorothy Hamill should be an interesting contestant. She's a blast from the past.

• Hamill won her gold medal the year I was born. I'm pushing 40 now. Bitch looks fantastic and is full of energy! Wynonna will be a trainwreck in heels.

• So, as usual, they are pairing the lovely Tristan with the old lady. At least she looks like she's in fairly good shape.

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• Now do you think Vanderpump will allow herself to be shot with little or no make-up sweating in sweatpants. That will tell you how serious she is about it.

• I think Tristan has a shot with Dorothy Hamill. She has dance background and she's probably quite physically fit.

• Lisa Vanderpump is a "Star"? Famewhore? YES Star? NO

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• Ingo looks like he got a fresh set of hair plugs just for the show.

  http://www.trbimg.com/img-1361886583/turbine/zap-dancing-with-the-stars-season-16-cast-phot-005/1354

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• Is Wynonna this season's token fat chick?

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• Considering Wynonna now looks like a Southern drag queen trying and failing to BE Wynonna, I may have to watch.

• [quote]Sources close to the production tell us ... Andy was on the set today ... along with Lisa Vanderpump, and D.L. Hughley (who are also believed to have signed contracts to compete on the show). Lisa Vanderpump is not a star. Reality people are not stars!

• Isn't Kellie Pickler a former trained dancer, before she was on American Idol? I bet she gets Derek Hough.

• The "stars" are getting lamer and lamer each season. Maybe they should stop having this show on so frequently and just have it on once a calendar year. The show is just becoming a bigger joke than it already was.

• I love Ingo!

• Is Wynonna this season's Kirstie Alley?

• [quote]Is Wynonna this season's Kirstie Alley? More like this season's bowling alley.

• Theme Song: "Has-Been" performed by William Shatner

  http://www.youtube.com/watch%3Fv%3DP_P45feBkrg%26list%3DPLFC652CD5D5352274

• Wow, I think this season will go down in flames.

• I think it looks like must-see tv!

• Do people want to see Andy Dick go off the deep end or redeem himself? They gave him a rookie who might be able to handle him. They should have given him Cheryl Burke, she would eat him alive.