My roommate makes me call his psychotic cat by its first and middle names.
"Tammy Faye" is a little bitch.
You leave that cat alone! I'll send Jim Bakker and Tammy Faye both to fuck with your ass if you mess with that cat. JonBenet and Patsy too!
Your issues are obviously with your roommate, so channel your angst properly.
OP, please make sure your roommate never, ever gets closer to a computer again.
Little Itty Bitty Shitty Kitty?
Your roommate is Umpy?
OP, just pretend that "Tammyfaye" is one word and then you won't obsess over having to use two whole names to address a cat.