Straight on face shot, long hair dragging it down, heavy eyeliner adds acreage spatially. No no to the 3rd power.
In the hands of the right people, they could pull it off. Just work the tricks Jen Aniston's people use.
Let's face it, SJP has a lot of nerve. She's okay in motion but not still photography.
OH MY GOD, is that MADONNA in r32's link?????
WHAT THE FUCK???
I HATE Madonna's hairdo on that link. HATE IT.
Everyone on this thread needs to sit down, because Michael K. of DListed said it all days ago already:
"Harper's Bazaar China must've decided that looking human is so out for March and it's all about looking like a dragon alien who covered itself in wax and the manes of a dozen horses. The headline already gives away who this is, but if I told you this was a feline pony alien from Pandora who has come to earth to make us humans its slaves, you'd probably just shrug and welcome our new feline pony alien overlords. This seriously looks like something straight out of the mind of James Cameron. Harper's Bazaar China used and broke every damn copy of Photoshop they had. If I stare at it long enough, it doesn't even look like a picture of Sarah Jessica Parker taken with an actual camera. It looks like a caricature portrait of a Thundercat sketched by one of those sidewalk artists."
This is why, for one, love him.
I just showed my husband and he yelled ugh she looks like some kind of ancient horse deity.
It should be on velvet. National Velvet.
That photograph of Madge is just awful.
Is Harper's Bazaar under the control of one publisher or are different countries' versions relatively autonomous? Of course, that would never have flown here, so I guess there's not much editorial control. But it doesn't reflect well on the Harper's brand.
I love you Della and your animal jokes.
I never thought she looked like a horse until this picture. That nose is Joe Camel.
It wouldn't have been so bad if they didn't lighten her eyes so much that she looks like an alien.
She's been completely cut out of that movie where she plays Gloria Steinheim!!!!!!
Another "SJP is ugly/looks like a horse" thread.
You guys are sooooo fucking witty and original.
They smoothed her nose out oddly
Madonna looks like a pinhead in that cover shot. Her forehead is so low. What an unattractive woman she is--in every way.
her eyes look crazy. taped up? she's a hm.
they eat horses in China...you better watch out
Another thread where you're not wanted.
If you're so above all this why do you keep coming back?
Just to piss you off, dear.
Or haven't you noticed that insulting me or telling me I'm not wanted only makes it worse?
I honestly think she'll take first at Preakness.
Only in China could she look human.
She's rather angular and odd.
Did she have photo approval?