SJP on the cover of Chinese Harper's Bazaar

Wow.

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She looks fantastic!
Camilla Duchess of Cornwall
Aww I feel bad for her.
I love the look.
Cruella DeVille
Love the harness.
The Chinese sure do love dragons. Personally, I think they're scary!
M.%20Broderick
Yikes!
I wonder if they think she's Mothra.
TAKE ME TO YOUR LEADER EARTHLINGS!
We%20will%20not%20harm%20your%20women
No
She has been looking really awful lately, I don't know why she aged that way. I guess she has always been kind of...plain?
It's year of the snake, not the horse.
Preying Mantis - the new look for Spring.
Omg, she looks wonderful...I'm actually crying!!
She should eat a sandwich already.
YIKES
Goodness gracious. China hates us. They really really hate us
Sally Field
lol r11
"She should eat a sandwich already." But she shouldn't get it from Romania. That would be cannibalism.
The%20UK
Oh god, she looks like something that would be chasing Scooby Doo.
She's hideous. I feel really sorry for her but then again she's wealthy so fuck her. she's a horse.
My goodness!
Yikes!
Is it the year of the horse?
Oh my GOD, R21! That's almost as funny as when R11 said it!
God your lazy
They picked SJP over Rafalca? What is this world coming to?
ann romney
That picture is photoshopped.
No! It is?!
"That picture is photoshopped." And yet despite the attempt at improvement, she still looks hideous.
This is what I've noticed about her lately: her hair is too flat on top to balance out her jaw. Mariah Carey has the same problem. If they both added height to their hair, they would look much better.
Rat tail comb
You can see it if you look at the lower half of the face closely.
r24
Harpies Bazaar would be more appropriate.
A.%20Wintour
They Shoot Hoses Don't They?
Oh, Wilbur.
Still not as freaky bad as Madonna's alien OUT magazine cover from a few years ago.
http://allaboutmadonna.com/images/magazines/2006-madonna-out-april-cover-l.jpg
Straight on face shot, long hair dragging it down, heavy eyeliner adds acreage spatially. No no to the 3rd power. In the hands of the right people, they could pull it off. Just work the tricks Jen Aniston's people use. Let's face it, SJP has a lot of nerve. She's okay in motion but not still photography.
OH MY GOD, is that MADONNA in r32's link????? WHAT THE FUCK???
I HATE Madonna's hairdo on that link. HATE IT.
Whoa!
Mercy!
Everyone on this thread needs to sit down, because Michael K. of DListed said it all days ago already: "Harper's Bazaar China must've decided that looking human is so out for March and it's all about looking like a dragon alien who covered itself in wax and the manes of a dozen horses. The headline already gives away who this is, but if I told you this was a feline pony alien from Pandora who has come to earth to make us humans its slaves, you'd probably just shrug and welcome our new feline pony alien overlords. This seriously looks like something straight out of the mind of James Cameron. Harper's Bazaar China used and broke every damn copy of Photoshop they had. If I stare at it long enough, it doesn't even look like a picture of Sarah Jessica Parker taken with an actual camera. It looks like a caricature portrait of a Thundercat sketched by one of those sidewalk artists." This is why, for one, love him.
I just showed my husband and he yelled ugh she looks like some kind of ancient horse deity.
It should be on velvet. National Velvet.
Della
That photograph of Madge is just awful.
Is Harper's Bazaar under the control of one publisher or are different countries' versions relatively autonomous? Of course, that would never have flown here, so I guess there's not much editorial control. But it doesn't reflect well on the Harper's brand.
I love you Della and your animal jokes.
I never thought she looked like a horse until this picture. That nose is Joe Camel.
It wouldn't have been so bad if they didn't lighten her eyes so much that she looks like an alien.
She's been completely cut out of that movie where she plays Gloria Steinheim!!!!!!
Hardeehardeehar! Another "SJP is ugly/looks like a horse" thread. You guys are sooooo fucking witty and original.
PPSM
They smoothed her nose out oddly
Madonna looks like a pinhead in that cover shot. Her forehead is so low. What an unattractive woman she is--in every way.
her eyes look crazy. taped up? she's a hm.
they eat horses in China...you better watch out
your%20chinese%20daughters
Hardeharhar!! R47. Another thread where you're not wanted. If you're so above all this why do you keep coming back?
Just to piss you off, dear. Or haven't you noticed that insulting me or telling me I'm not wanted only makes it worse?
PPSM
I honestly think she'll take first at Preakness.
Only in China could she look human.
She's rather angular and odd. Did she have photo approval?