Who will be the next big celebrity to die?

Well?

• Lindsey Lohan owns this thread.

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• Anne Hathaway.

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• Kirk Douglas or Zsa Zsa - both are 96!

• holy crap! Louis Jordan is 93???

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• Lindsay. She just seems unable to get her life in order. At only 27, she has the scars of a 40y/o.

• Zsa zsa

• it's britney, bitch! or maybe gaga will join the 27 club.

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• The Kardashians (wishful thinking) Ted Nugent (we can dream) George Michael (very ill the last few years) Kirk Douglas (one foot in the grave) Zsa Zsa Gabor (a foot and two toes in the grave) Bonnie franklin (Like her. I hear she's very ill) Valerie Harper (Love her. Has cancer.) Britney Spears (heard some wild stories lately) Lindsay Lohan (her luck has to run out soon) Aretha Franklin (health problems over the years) Ron Jeremy (serious health problems-heart) The Kardashians (really wishing!)

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• [quote]Zsa Zsa Gabor (a foot and two toes in the grave) Sorry, but that ship sailed. Try a hand and two fingers.

• What about Penny Marshall and Michael Douglas? Weren't both of them supposed to be deathly ill and dying of cancer? Or have they recovered?

• Courtney Love is always a good bet for these kinds of celebrity death pools.

• Bruce Vilanch, if that's what you mean by "big" celebrity.

• R10, They got a good run of publicity. Now they are miraculously "cured"...

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• Sidney Greenstreet

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• The drug addled Ryan O'Neil and his addict kids.

• Barbara "chicken pox" Walters

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• Eddie Furlong

• Boy, this thread is one long wish list. And you do know we're all going to hell for it, so have another canape, refill your champagne flute and enjoy the bitchiness while you can. Nugent must be on some kind of drugs, right? So maybe he really will kick the bucket soon. LiLo -- well, she's way overdue, but I'm starting to think she may be the female Keith Richards. Britney's under too much supervision right now, although she's definitely cracking up again. I actually feel a bit sorry for her, because she's borderline retarded and also appears to suffer from genuine mental illness. As for Zsa Zsa, I'm starting to think she's actually already been dead for a year or two and her trashcan husband has just been keeping it a secret. An Kirk Douglas -- well, I guess he's living proof that only the good die young (or even normal-aged).

• Oh, I forgot all about Mickey Rooney and Jerry Lewis.

• I keep thinking Lohan, but it just never comes true.

• R4 www.deadoraliveinfo.com needs to update that page because Delores Hope is dead. She died Sep 19, 2011 at 102 years old.

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• Bob Barker

• Anderson's mom

• Olivia de Havilland - and it will be a very sad day. I'm sure I'll cry my eyes out.

• R24, I know how you feel. I haven't got over Elizabeth yet. I doubt I ever will. I was just incensed that they had Lindsay Lohan portray her in that godawful movie. There will be three. One will surprise us, because we never realized. One will be expected after a long illness and a productive life. One will be untimely, perhaps even sordid.

• You bitches forgot me!

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• There's an eight ball out there with my name on it.

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• Shouldn't Liza Minnelli be on this list? She's always on them.

• Lindsey Lohan is not a big celebrity. Strictly "C" list. Olivia Newton-John owns this thread.

• Burt Reynolds

• Kirk Cameron. We can pray he does anyway. The bigot!

• R9, you're mistaken. Zsa Zsa does have one foot in the grave. Literally. The question is when the rest of her follows.

• Eddie Furlong or Macaulay Culkin. Macaulay is in a bad way.

• HW Bush

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• Think of actors we haven't seen in a while. Like Gene Hackman. I heard he had breathing problems from emphysema. OK. Here's one that gives me great pain to put on the list: Sidney Poitiers. I have always loved him.

• Was thinking the exact same thing r23. She's 89 years old. Though I don't think Anderson will handle it well at all when she passes away. We may see him have a breakdown.

• George HW Bush is certainly a goo0d candidate for this list. But I keep looking at Bill Clinton, and he has lost so much weight and he looks so frail for his age that it troubles me. I hope he lives long enough to get Hillary elected President. Then there's Jimmy and Rosalind, like two energizer bunnies they just keep chugging along. OMG. That reminds me. Put Nancy Reagan on this list. Hurry. Not a second to lose!

• Mario Battali. He will drop dead at some banquet and he'll fall, sprawled out on the table with an apple in his mouth.

• Lindsay is never going to die. Her parents are both hardcore addicts and they're still going strong. If she dies it's going to be on purpose, not because she ODs. She'd love to be in the 27 club I bet.

• That bastard HW is circling the drain, and I don't think he will make it to see 2014. Satan is getting the homecoming feast prepared as we speak. He'll be lucky if lives to be a great-grandad. Jenna Bush is pregnant. Carter will probably outlive Clinton. Both Clintons are in poor health. That's why they want a grandbaby so badly. The first time they longed for something other than power. Obama's life depends on his continued obedience to the powers that be. If he gets bold and tries to overstep his bounds with the CIA, then it will be off with his head (literally). I should know. ..and HW knows too.

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• [quote]Both Clintons are in poor health. That's why they want a grandbaby so badly. The first time they longed for something other than power. What was I... chopped liver?

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• you were to prove we were sleeping together, Chelsea

• I will cry when Doris Day dies. Lauren Bacall John Glover Kirk Douglas Carol Channing

• What about Charles Sheen?

• Erin Moran

• My guesses: Queen Elizabeth Zsa Zsa Gabor Nancy Reagan HW Bush Betty White Bill Cosby Mickey Rooney Dorris Day Lindsay Lohan Of the soul era: Aretha Franklin, Berry Gordy, Fats Domino, Quincy Jones, Joe or Katherine Jackson

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• I'm afraid it will be Kirk Douglas,Olivia De Haviland,Mickey Rooney or worst of all,Dick Van Dyke,but I doubt that because he's in good health at 86,in a barbershop quartet and can still dance too,but he is the last of the old-school showmen,him and Mickey Rooney and maybe Jerry Van-Dyke,but Jerry is more of a comedian and guitar-player than a song and dance man.

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• Prince Philip

• How 'bout the udder sister?

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• I will be sad when Maureen O'Hara goes. I think she's still doing relatively well, but its not like time is on her side.

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• Olivia Newton-John

• [quote]I will cry when Doris Day dies When I was young I asked my mother, my mother, my mother you see Will I be happy, will I get married, she laughed hysterically No, no, no, sir-ee, sir-ee You're ugly as ug, can be... Crossing into fugly.... You're ug-lee...ug-lee

• Bieber. Overdose or car crash. Ideally, combination of the two.

• Dammit - it was me. Fuck!!!

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• A bit morbid, aren't we, I'd say Lindsay Lohan from a drug overdose. But she really isn't much of a celebrity anymore, is she.

• Liza Minelli

• I always nominate Blohan and Charlie Sheen for these things, but they never win, so I'll go with Perez Hilton after seeing his recent photo with his new kid. He looks all kinds of awful. Whether he lives or dies, I feel sorry for that kid.

• I'm sorry, Ms. Franklin, but you didn't die soon enough to make the In Memoriam tribute at this year's Oscar telecast, and unfortunately you passed just a bit too soon to make next year's. I'm sorry, but rules are rules!!

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• [quote] I haven't got over Elizabeth yet. I doubt I ever will. MARY!

• Valerie Harper.

• what does "Mary" mean?

• R58 Bonnie was not known for movies; she'll be in the Emmy's death reel.

• Still not me.

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