Somebody stole my sneakers and dirty socks from the gym tonight.
I placed them on top of my locker before I went to shower. When I returned a few minutes later, they were gone. The maintenance guy didn't take them and they didn't show up in the lost&found at the front desk. Seriously, who would do do such a thing? It grosses me out to think that right now, some fat queen in his parents' basement choking his chicken while inhaling the odor of my filthy socks and sneaks. Seriously WTF.
Someone stole my dirty jockstrap too!
Are you really hot, OP?
Is this one of those threads where the OP is doing some sad roleplay?
My GAWD, do you know who stoked it?
Let this be a lesson to all. It's called the "locker room". Put your shit in the lockers. Keep it safe and out of everyone else's way. People are always leaving their sneakers and dirty clothes around. Your locker is your personal space. That is it. Someone probably threw your sneakers in the trash because "on top of" the locker was really in front of and you were in someone's way.
Momma's Moist Mussy
I once pitied a man who had no shoes, until I met a man who had no feet.
But good luck finding your shoes, OP. Sounds like you've got real problems.
OP wears dirty socks!!
Im always amazed at the amount of personal stuff left out in the open. I stash everything in the locker. I just wish I could rent one of the nice big lockers but you have to sign up on a waiting list. Only when someone dies do they ever become available.
OP seems funny and hot.
We're they Cole Haan sneakers your mother got you for Christmas by any chance??
R5 has a hairbrush!
OP: Are they nice sneakers? Thaat might have been the appeal to steal.
OP why were your socks "filthy"? And what difference would a basement make in your imagined scenario?
Op, I threw out your disgusting shoes and socks, bitch! Jesus, wash your fucking stuff once in a while! They smelled like you'd rolled around in dog vomit while an old woman shit on your shoes!
Oh, and BTW...you're NOT all that, honey! I've seen better asses on Golden Girl reruns!
Wait a minute. Fat guys who live in their mothers' basements don't go to the gym! There's something not right with this story. Something not right at all!
R17...Op is role-playing. He wants a chub to steal his sneakers and cum on them. Problem is this...no self-respecting fattie would have the OP.
It was Donny Wright,he`s right now jerking off over them.
Your sneakers have been located, OP. Photo proof that you can take to gym management.
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