Open Your Mind! Open Your Mouth!

Cool Whip presents every single has-been singer in the World!

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• I knew Susan Boyle's recent album flopped, but has it really come to this already? And what happened to her fanbase? Did they all die off?

• They are busy making turkey sandwiches now

• it's a good commercial and I agree with the sentiment "In this world there's lots of turkey.'

• That is truly horrifying.

• amazing!

• Miracle Whip, not Cool Whip.

• love the awesome beard on that conductor when is someone going to do the Open Your Hole voice over?

• Who is the one who looks ashy grey, bloated and a bit like Axl Rose? Hoping it is Axl Rose.

• Lol, thanks for the clarification r6. I didn't watch the video and was wondering why people would put cool whip on a turkey sandwich.

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• Where is this airing, the U.K.?

• Did my eyes deceive me or was Leona Lewis in that mess?

• That's was embarassing just watching! Lance looks ridiculous still doing the faux-hawk at 33 and Tiffany sure has gained some weight.

• R6, Oh NOS!!!!

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• god I hate that phony creepy Lance Bass, all fake sincere when he sings and then crying. This is a parody, right? They can't be serious.

• The white stuff in Lance's open mouth isn't usually Miracle Whip.

• This is a good candidate for the Datalounge Anthem.

• Also a good subliminal song to play for your "straight" college roommate when he is asleep.

• I like Susan Boyle. Even here in this joke song, looks like she's trying her best. She has no guile, that's her problem. She's playing it straight, trying to make it as a singer, and shit, her voice is great. Yeah, Lance was fake crying.

• R16, That was my thought too!

• Inspiring and frightening

• At the very end, when they're leaving the stage, there's a guy with juggalo-looking makeup. Could Insane Clown Posse really be involved? Please? Oh, and I second R8. Who is that guy?

• SCaRy!

• Isn't that MEATLOAF? Of all the singers, he's the one who should most be there.... Why is there no list of participants?

  Wynonna, making some alimony $$

• is that THE VILLAGE PEOPLE?

• I want to drown in cum.

• You know, Lance is not a terrible singer.

• Can someone help me find a list of all of the celebrities in the video? There are several in the background that are not featured up close.

• Pregnant Susan Boyle at 1:54