They needed someone age-appropriate to sing "(I Am) Sixteen Going on Seventeen" for a medley. That bitch Amanda Seyfried is just too long in the tooth now to pull it off.
Is she singing Friday, by Rebecca Black?
Such mean little white faggots.
I will be escorted by my dear grandfather, er, I mean, my husband to this event. And as someone who has only been on this earth for 27 years, can I say, my youthful form trembles with excitement!
I guess they didn't see her sing at The Tonys.
There's GOT... to be... CLOWNNNNSS!
God, of all the tired DL jokes....
There is no question about CZJ's age outside of DataLounge.
Is she doing Snow White?
Exactly, r8. She was one of the orphans in the original London cast of ANNIE (1979), and did a revival of 42nd Street - with all sorts of press about the 19 year old star. She knows it would be futile to lie about her age, as it is for anyone who started their career as a child.
Didn't the Anne Hathaway/James Franco disaster teach the Oscar producers that pandering to the 18 - 34 demographic is a wasted effort? The Academy Awards need to feature distinguished stars like Meryl and Sally, not 29 year old sluts who'd be more at home on the Teen Choice Awards.
[quote] God, of all the tired DL jokes....
What's your problem, toots?
What is this "Rob Lowe Snow White opening" of which you speak? I shall surely have to get on the internets to see what you refer to, given that I understand it happened years before I fell from heaven.
Hey CZJ, Barbra is singing at the Oscars. You might want to sit this one out.
What's a CZJ?
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