Actor Eddie Murphy is reported to have died shortly after a snowboard accident earlier today - February 19, 2013.
The actor & novice snowboarder was vacationing at the Zermatt ski resort in Zermatt, Switzerland with family and friends. Witnesses indicate that Eddie Murphy lost control of his snowboard and struck a tree at a high rate of speed.
Eddie Murphy was air lifted by ski patrol teams to a local hospital, however, it is believed that the actor died instantly from the impact of the crash. The actor was wearing a helmet at the time of the accident and drugs and alcohol do not appear to have played any part in his death.
Shut the fuck up - this has been going around for 2 months now.
OP, you're an idiot. This is a online fraud that has been said about practically every single famous person alive.
Are you new to the Internets?
what does the OP get out of posting this? other than responses (guilty as charged)
I question the sanity of people like OP. ff for you hoaxer.
This offends me.
The black Sonny Bono, almost.
R7 read my mind.
He isn't dead. His career, however...
Will he be buried next to The PJs and A Thousand Words?
Thank God this is a hoax. I couldn't stand to lose another celebrity so soon after Alyssa Milano.
He is still waiting to make that movie of FENCES since he owns the rights since 1987. Aint nobody got time to die. He wants that Oscar.
In more cheerful news, OP dies in grease fire.
Obviously false. Black people don't ski or snowboard, even the rich ones.
Were transvestites involved?
Can we melt the snow on the board referred to so we can waterboard the OP?
Not funny. I don't care if Murphy lives or dies, but a non-humorous spoof serves no purpose but the snarky, nose-picking giggles of an adolescent turd.
If something sounds too good to be true, it probably is.
Thought the same thing r14.
They don't like any sport with a mix of speed/risk.
Race car driving also comes to mind. They are, in fact, the slowest drivers in the universe... even slower than old people.
[quote]They don't like any sport with a mix of speed/risk. Race car driving also comes to mind. They are, in fact, the slowest drivers in the universe... even slower than old people.
Uhh, then how do you explain what happened to Usher's stepson?
This is almost as exciting as when Rick Moranis was killed while jogging alongside train tracks.
And on the anniversary of Jerry Mather's death in Viet Nam... what are the odds?
You mean he's still alive? Bummer.
He's safe tonight in the arms of a Swiss tranny named Heidi LaFleur.
Its a lie, everyone knows blacks don't snowboard or ski.
But is the snowboard ok?
I can't believe he died the same way as Pauly Shore.
(By which I mean "in a snowboard accident", not "as an unemployable has been".)
Obviously he was distraught after the death of Arpad Miklos
Was this the snowboard that killed Alyssa Milano?
Yes it is, R30. But many of us remember Eddie Murphy's homophobic comedy routines. He became rich and famous hating on gays. That doesn't forgive racism but it does make it very easy not to care what happens to him. Fuck Eddie Murphy a thousand times over.
I was pretty young when Raw came out and was definitely not allowed to see it, but even I remember how famous it was. Knowing Eddie mostly from the 90s I thought it would be fun to rent, expecting a Chris-Rock (though not as savvy) type of stand-up. When I finally got it on Netflix in 2002 I could not believe how hateful it was. Not funny, just hateful. Not only towards gay people but women as well. I did not finish the movie.
How's his van?
R30 exemplifies the censoring types of cunts who don't bother to attend to what is actually being said, but out of racist reflex declares a judgment because the subject is a black person who is being criticized in colorful ways.
There's almost nothing racist here.
But cunts such as R30, either a confused white guilter of little education or a perma-enraged African American, are just the equivalent of right-winger censor queens.
Seriously ? A black man on a snowboard ! Oh dear.
Now,if you'd said choked to death,on the giant penis of a Malaysian transsexual,(after attending a truth-telling contest. Two towns over!)
You would have tricked us all!
Apparently he died again today of the same causes.
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