Off to punch the clown now! Thank you for the material!
Maybe in 10 years.
Mmmm nice hairy pits.
And this is supposed to be a movie written by a Mormon woman?
...and directed by a fag!
What is he stripping off for in the movie?
RE 5 You should know. You're the one who married one
I think he has to strip to transform into a werewolf.
How come Taylor is allowed to have hairy pits, but not a hairy chest?
Because teen and tween girls think hairy chests, and body hair in general, are icky.
But shouldn't werewolves be hairy?
[quote]What is he stripping off for in the movie?
There was a camera in the room.
Yeah, they're hairy when they're werewolves, you freaking dumbass.
R13, take your meds. We're talking about a fantasy movie. Stop pretending it makes sense.
Teens and tween girls, R10?
You must be new to DL.
He will be cast in Babe vs Magic Mike: the story of a little pig faced boy who became a stripper.
Tay Tay has a very unfortunate face. Just like Mugatu I feel like I am taking crazy pills when people talk about how attractive he is. He has nice eyes, but then you get to that snout.
[quote]But shouldn't werewolves be hairy?
He's hairy when he shifts into werewolf mode. This really needs explaining?
R18, it would make more sense if the human characters also happen to be hairy-chested guys that would hint at their werewolf nature.
Um, no, R19. They're shapeshifters, so what they look like as humans has no relevance on what they look like when they turn into wolves.
Wow, who knew you could capture all of his "talent" in one slideshow? What's he going to do now that the naked werewolf movies are over?
[quote][R18], it would make more sense if the human characters also happen to be hairy-chested guys that would hint at their werewolf nature.
I have been on here for twelve years and that is officially the stupidest thing I have ever read on Datalounge.
What about female werewolves? Should they be hairy-chested in their human form?
Let me just say this:
THE BITCH IS HUNG LIKE A HORSE!
That is all.
Taylor is the hottest power bottom in history... hands down.
I don't know what it is about him, but he oozes sex. Masculine face and amazing athletic body.
The only problem is that once he opens his mouth, Prada purses just fall out.
He's a butch top's fantasy, though - I'll give him that.
He's supposed to be Native American. Not the hairiest bunch of people.
Does Taylor have a hairy bush?
He's taking his clothes off in front of Bella's dad (Billy Burke, the sword wielding hero in Revolution) in order to come out as being a (closeted) werewolf by changing into one. Jacob does that to prevent Bella and her daughter (on whom Jacob imprinted on) from moving away since Bella's father would be in serious trouble when he finds out the truth about Bella being a vampire (the Vulturi clan would kill him for sure) and yet the dad doesn't stop asking questions. So Jacob reveals himself as werewolf and convinces (!) the dad that it's best not to know what's going on with his daughter.
[quote]He's supposed to be Native American. Not the hairiest bunch of people.
Taylor himself has a nice little furry chest, for a 19-year old. He has to shave it for the Twilight character.
I would let Taylor do to me whatever he wanted. WHATEVER. HE. WANTED.
He shouldn't have to, R31
r33, surveys say that teen girls prefer a shaved chest. This movie is aimed at teen girls, so that actor slave better shaves his chest.
I guess I'm the only one who thinks he's ugly. Yes, nice body, but ugly face.
I agree, R35.
I just want to know where they find all those jeans in the woods? I remember in the one movie, they all ran into the woods as werewolves, then came running back as humans in only jeans with no shirts. All I know is, if I'm ever walking in the woods and run across a huge pile of jeans just laying there, I'm hightailing it outta there.
He has a handsome, sexy face, his body is manufactured and just some dull pin up shit.
Nice body. Too bad about the fugly face. Hot retard.