I think he's dead but they don't want to say so.
- Nonsense. We are playing pinochle as I type this.
- Didn't Perez Hilton claim that Castro died about five years ago?
- Floridian Cubans claim he's dead every week.
- Remember when Barbara Walters asked him if he sees himself as a tall oak tree? He had no idea what she was getting at.
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