So much for hockey players being hot.

Not one of these guys does anything for my sugarplum.

http://www.nycgayhockey.org/players/



• Nothing wrong with this guy.

  http://www.nycgayhockey.org/black/

• This guy might be hot in person...

  http://www.nycgayhockey.org/quider/

• Nor his guy. It's a gay, amateur league, OP.. You know, played for [italic]enjoyment[/italic]. You aren't gonna find many super-buff ultra jocks in that situation.

  http://www.nycgayhockey.org/bradbury/

  I%20bet%20they%27re%20having%20a%20helluva%20good%20time.

• He's kinda cute, r2. Is Gregg is grindr username?

• OP, I'm sure none of them are interested in your saggy old ass, so it's all good.

• What part of the human anatomy is "sugarplum" referred to as? Or better yet, what type of person uses this term to refer to his body?